Reposted by Richard Nixon Maskmad radhu @madradhu.garbage.computer · 25/04/2025WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA 1049347883774
Reposted by Richard Nixon Masklittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I am not ‘doing a bit’ I am being strummed like a lyre by the universe 012531
Richard Nixon Mask @ityslenjoyer.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I always thought it was the "I don't want to drink alcohol but also don't want to stick out" drink 060
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to 438300482821
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskKara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 02/04/2025The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered. 783518339986
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025 I can’t compete with this 807270152908
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good. 228123153083
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 25/02/2025"The collapse of society will be a good thing, because the weak will die and strong people like me will survive and prosper" says man who experienced a complete breakdown from which he never recovered because he couldn't go to Home Depot and BW3 for a couple weeks in 2020. 233431661
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 20/02/2025There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂 398114110313267
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Marco Rubio with one of his bosses Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov in Saudi Arabia. 55243951294
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskRo Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it. 737314045238
Richard Nixon Mask @ityslenjoyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025What in the David Brooks is happening here 000
Richard Nixon Mask @ityslenjoyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025This sounds like a David Brooks Original™️ 000
Reposted by Richard Nixon Mask𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 16/02/2025 212307346503
Reposted by Richard Nixon Maskwint @dril.bsky.social · 15/02/2025i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying 350309943529
Reposted by Richard Nixon Maske.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/02/2025I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner 173167734736
Reposted by Richard Nixon Maskwint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter 514530275
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskBen Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com · 16/02/2025film still #49 the funeral. #severance 1144003130
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 13/02/2025When I write my autobiography, there’s going to be an entire chapter about how this post broke me in ways that I still haven’t fully processed. It haunts me like flashes from a nightmare that I just can’t seem to shake… 518121
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me 208138391691
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskAnna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 10/02/2025That tennis superstar lady from Compton crip walking to a song about her ex who can’t keep her name out his mouth during the Super Bowl halftime show really made my whole week. 467233
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America 31796461878
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/02/2025Wish i posted nudes on here bc the caption “tryna strike a chord and it’s probably D major” would slap 2272
Reposted by Richard Nixon Maskeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025It's important to remember that no matter who wins or loses today one team's fans are going to want to put their hearts in a blender 27142595
Reposted by Richard Nixon Maskeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock 766839389
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskAshley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 10/02/2025Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize 217438767077
Richard Nixon Mask @ityslenjoyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025ScienceMoms.com Commercial: 97% wokesciencemoms.comScience MomsWe are a group of climate scientists and mothers who care deeply about the planet that our children will inherit. Together, we aim to demystify climate change, talk honestly about how it will affect o... 100
Reposted by Richard Nixon MaskShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Halftime worst ads power ranking: Hon mention: Eyebrows 3. Flying Moustache 2. Seal as a seal 1. Tongue 111507
Richard Nixon Mask @ityslenjoyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Bud Light Big Men On Cul-De-Sac Commercial: 1% woke 100
Reposted by Richard Nixon Maskerin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 10/02/2025if i send you this im about to commit murder 012620