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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
he's pretty smart
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s garbage night and my partner was cleaning out the fridge, including a half-empty tub of tabbouleh. “Tabbouleh rasa,” I said wistfully, and we laughed and laughed.
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It hadn't occurred to me until @steveoftheweb.bsky.social pointed it out last night watching the wedding episode but then I was like - ok, yes, solid theory
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
what will it take to get Hacker T Dog to The Museum of English Rural Life
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt has resigned her post as press secretary so that she can devote her time to raising her children to be the worst possible people they can be, as a bulwark against what she fears is a rising tide of rational, honest, empathetic Americans.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“He lives in a HOTEL & room Service brings him anything he wants and even walks his dog!!!!! Nobody else is ever in the pool and he gets to have it all to himself!”
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@fibowler.bsky.social So glad to see you here - I barely check the other place any more and was so happy when Reg and Margo Leadbetter popped up again in my feed here❤️
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@raffic.bsky.social Happy birthday, Raffi! 🎂
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Soup brand that comes with a little sidecar can of soup for your cat
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Roger The Shrubber @rogrtheshrubber.shrubberies.org · 11/06/2026
"Elias Thorne" is an anagram for "The AI Loners"
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Dougie @dougiethreelegs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ime reeely Honkin the Shoe ovar hear 💤 💤
Dougie, the black and white three-legged none tail cat, is absolutely fast asleep on his back on his Mummy's lap, with his mouth open a little bit
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That thing they do in marketing where a website asks if you want to sign up for whatever and the choices are "YES!" and "No, I'm a stupid little baby" I'll go ahead and click the stupid baby button. Nice try but I don't care
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
People keep sending me links to Threads but it seems like almost every post there is just clickbait/vaguebooking followed by a bunch of replies asking for clarification and not really getting any. Is that just the culture there?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 17/01/2026
i can probably guess tho
You Can't imagine What Horrific Thing Happened On Cannibal island In 1933 oppo.topratedviral.com
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
@mhames.bsky.social relevant to your interests
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 26/12/2025
getting this notification whenever you login
An old newspaper ad “Meet our Computer Clown!”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@katiecouric.bsky.social , weren’t you asking for recs the other day (not for yourself!) ?
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Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
On this day 40 years ago, a stream of charged particles was fired at Gordon Lightfoot, splitting him into Chris Pratt and Bryan Cranston
A picture of Gordon Lightfoot before the experiment
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hergé, Novembre,1944. #Tintin
Tintin is seen walking along a street with his white dog, Milou (‘Snowy’, in the English translations) on a rainy, blustery November day. Milou is carrying a tasty bone. 
Leaves are flying through the air, and in the background two men are buffetted by the wind. Their umbrellas are inside out, their bowler hats are blowing away.
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@shabbytigers.bsky.social relevant 🐸
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
<respectful applause>
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Cycle Fun Montreal @cyclefunmontreal.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The benches along the Parc Lafontaine upper lake are one of the best places in all of Montreal to enjoy sunny autumn afternoons.
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Dinky @badgobbo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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Susan Krashinsky Robertson @susinsky.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Canadian Tire will soon begin selling the distinctive Hudson’s Bay point blanket. It will direct all proceeds – at a minimum of $1M/year – to Indigenous-led initiatives, ensuring a program HBC launched with the Gord Downie & Chanie Wenjack Fund will continue. www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
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Canadian Tire to bring back the Hudson’s Bay blanket
Retailer will direct all profits from sale of blankets to Downie-Wenjack Foundation, continuing Hudson’s Bay initiative
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
sorry if I come across as condescending and aggressive sometimes. i am condescending and aggressive
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Me, 2025, I hope Portland frog doesn’t milkshake duck. Past me: Are you having a stroke?
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
“Improvised owl physio” Thread
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Ah, 4 October! Happy fifth birthday to this marvellous thing…
Tom Hollander, A Life in the Day: I wake up generally at 3 or 4am. Not because I'm like Margaret Thatcher, but because I need to pee. I pee in the darkness using my phone screen to illuminate the target, then often take half a sleeping pill ... Sometime between 6 and 8 I wake again, turn up the Today programme gently. If my girlfriend is there we hold each other in different positions. If she isn't I wrap my arms around a pillow and continue listening to the bad news. Whoever gets up first will go downstairs and start baking porridge. ... It takes about 40 minutes to cook and we eat it in such large quantities with olive oil and salt that we negate any nutritional benefits. But we enjoy it. And while it's cooking it gives us time to look at our phones. Sometimes in this waiting period I try to do three slow sun salutations to stretch myself out, but often I don't. I brew the first of many coffees. ... Owing to forces beyond my control, life has not been as busy as it used to be. … I look at myself in the mirror and try to see what others see. Examine my bald patch, weigh myself and pull my stomach in. Then let it out. Then pull it in again. If I'm feeling positive I might get dressed at this point and go for my second coffee on the street below. I've lived in the same flat for 20 years and one of the rewards for this loyalty is that I know all the shopkeepers and stallholders on the street, for whom I have become like a piece of the old furniture they sell. Hello Glen, hello Kris, Ghino! … Then take it home and leave it on the sideboard with any post that has arrived from my stalker. Then I might call my agent. "Isn't she? No, no, nothing important... just checking in..." Soon it's time for my midmorning nap. Followed by the preparation of lunch, which I start at 12.15pm. … If it's sunny I might go for a cycle ride down the canal, ifit's raining I might masturbate and doze, or speculate on the extraordinary injustice of Philip Green's knighthood…
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
@darthbluesky.bsky.social important potato content
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
@rachsyme.bsky.social Did Carol Burnett tell you her wordle starting word?
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 25/09/2025
Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
if u can please help my friend good pup fisher
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My very good buddy and overall sweet little guy Fisher took a bad tumble this morning and is racking up medical bills. I know times are tough, but if you can spare a few bucks for his recovery we would be so grateful. www.gofundme.com/f/fisher-rec...
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Donate to Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall, organized by Benjamin Kabak
Lindsey's dog Fisher was involved in a terrible accident today. While we are still… Benjamin Kabak needs your support for Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
same, biz same
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
(inventing knees) and then one day they should sound like violent and sudden firecrackers at the slightest movement
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
@dieworkwear.bsky.social I just checked the other place and these were the first two things in my feed
A screenshot of two unrelated, sequential tweets that both mention toilets.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
bluesky: we're excited to announce cold fusion on atproto! firstname29502: wen edit button
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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
ME: Whoa unique horn HORSE WITH A HORN: Thanks- wait say that again
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
we all have our reasons, zombie caterpillars
Photo of a headline from Science News magazine, reading “Why zombie caterpillars can’t stop eating”. 

The accompanying creepy photo is of some weird-looking tentacle-y stuff growing out of a brown lump. I don’t know, I haven’t read the article yet.
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tony @tonycars10s.me · 28/08/2025
Mine is named Pistacio
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
There are four overexcited children across the aisle on the train. They’re playing Simon Says. First round: - Simon Says do a fart - Simon Says do a poo - Simon Says drink your own wee
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
ah yes a bit of hair for the bite that dogs you
bbc.com
Toothpaste made from hair could stop decay, KCL scientists say - BBC News
Toothpaste made from human hair could help repair damaged teeth, a King's College London study shows.
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
this might be the thing you’ll watch today.
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logan, hater club CEO @logan.hater.club · 12/08/2025
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
this is where i'm at mentally these days
CLICKHOLE
LIFESTYLE
Groundbreaking Discovery:
Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone
OCTOBER 16, 2017
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itsKas 🍅 @itskas.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
@darthbluesky.bsky.social ! historic lemony goodness🍋
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