Reposted by Prufrock451Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fetterman looks like he tells his boss “we got him” when he only actually saw him fall into the river 729041
Reposted by Prufrock451phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia 502326267
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*me kneeling while everyone else makes the shape of an L on their foreheads* 0195
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me in August: Jeez, Iowa’s basically been in a drought for three years m, really sick of it being so dry *a finger curls on the monkey’s paw* 020
Reposted by Prufrock451Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before 32576101
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This time next year the UK will just be the City of London, the Falklands, and Sodor 030
Reposted by Prufrock451Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 12/09/2026Adding to my growing list of “animals with naturally occurring laser components” 0345
Reposted by Prufrock451Jim Bonewald @jbonewald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.static.klipy.comBig Bird from Sesame StreetALT: Big Bird from Sesame Street 131
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Vampires are superhuman predators that rely on social camouflage their sense of time would if anything be exquisitely refined I am sobbing 131
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring 121
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 02/09/2026SL TECHNOLOGY BLOK EUROCREAM BAR Tag yourself I am “blok” 041
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 02/09/2026SL TECHNOLOGY BLOK EUROCREAM BAR Tag yourself I am “blok” 041
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Really hate the performative CHAAAAAAAASUL people use to pretend they’ve been trained in the weirding ways of the Fedaykin 010
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This is the fate of so many marginal weirdos who latch onto fascism; spend your whole life doing photo ops with face-eating leopards and you fucking get your face eaten 070
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I set my time machine and travel 200 years into the past. I forget to account for erosion and find myself entombed in 10 feet of topsoil that hasn’t yet been destroyed by industrial agriculture 1899
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I set my time machine and travel 200 years into the past. I forget to account for erosion and find myself entombed in 10 feet of topsoil that hasn’t yet been destroyed by industrial agriculture 1899
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Imagine a vast field covered with 3,000 piles of donuts, each the size of the great pyramid. That’s what $40 trillion would buy. Actually maybe 2998 donut piles after you count venue rental fees and deposit 002
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 20/08/2026An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A second apple summons the terrible anti-doctor 0102
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 20/08/2026An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A second apple summons the terrible anti-doctor 0102
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You’re up shit creek when the only generation to get lead poisoning -and- microplastics turns on you 030
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This presidency is a shitty 80s Tim Conway Disney movie 041
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This presidency is a shitty 80s Tim Conway Disney movie 041
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A giant can of Diet Coke pressing a button to have him wheeled in 010
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 08/08/2026LESLIE: …And that’s why Atar, the living flame, is a metaphor! RON: I don’t like metaphors. A metaphor is just a lie wearing a beret. JERRY: Actually, I think that’s a metaphor? RON: I would give anything for a living flame right now. 041
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 08/08/2026LESLIE: …And that’s why Atar, the living flame, is a metaphor! RON: I don’t like metaphors. A metaphor is just a lie wearing a beret. JERRY: Actually, I think that’s a metaphor? RON: I would give anything for a living flame right now. 041
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’m very happy that Haley Stevens will lose the Michigan primary, because it speeds the day she’ll be on Cameo and I can make her say “Greggy, why doncha give this birthday the ol razzle dazzle and tell em Haley said ta whoop it up” 030
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 03/08/2026You’re going to die and the world is going to die, but I still love you and the flames won’t erase the truth of our high-five 151
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 02/08/2026While you went beep beep in your adult carriage I studied the hike 030
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If I’m not psyched up for it, watching Nolan’s work feels like watching a sudoku genius solve the world’s hardest sudoku in a cold loud warehouse. Like, I get intellectually that it’s impressive but I can probably list ten fucking episodes of Bluey that provoked more emotions in me 140
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I’m at the stage of the deodorant stick where the plastic endoskeleton is scraping me, after I spent two weeks squeezing the last toothpaste out of the tube, and I don’t know how much I have left in me 0101
Reposted by Prufrock451Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved. Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.* Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...climatecoloredgoggles.comResearchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health. 16175192809
Reposted by Prufrock451Eryk Salvaggio @eryk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Really important to note that in no way shape or form did Anthropic’s models in this incident “escape containment,” and not just in the word-policing sort of way. The model stumbled through an open, misconfigured gap. From Anthropic’s incident report: 716338
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 31/07/2026“What a crazy twenty years, huh?” “Lemon, it’s Wednesday” 060
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He’s been musing folks, this is his Scrooge moment 011
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I love that Jesus is both a three-star and a four-star general 380
Reposted by Prufrock451𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 24/04/2026𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽. 241937710
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I’m at the stage of the deodorant stick where the plastic endoskeleton is scraping me, after I spent two weeks squeezing the last toothpaste out of the tube, and I don’t know how much I have left in me 0101
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Buddy, I have some news about how Stoicism works 0175
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If you can see an Ewok, you’re already dead. Let the little cannibal freak in. Don’t prolong the inevitable 020
Reposted by Prufrock451Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit 273761621