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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16h
LOL Ukraine hit a Russian data center and Russian bot activity immediately dropped to practically zero. Elon is mad hahahahahaha
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
racist is spelled with a ‘c’ a lot of people don’t know that but if you take the ‘c’ and replace it with a ‘p’ you get rapist i’m super smart
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey hey, my my rock and roll will never die transformers™: more than meets the eye hey hey, my my
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do you get filters if you upgrade to youtube premium? like, can you preemptively remove videos that have the word “reacts” in the title, or are structured like “x listens to y for the first time”?
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s garbage night and my partner was cleaning out the fridge, including a half-empty tub of tabbouleh. “Tabbouleh rasa,” I said wistfully, and we laughed and laughed.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so the gentlemen is guy ritchie riffing on the godfather, right? a virtuous youngest son, with a fuckup older brother (named Freddie), war hero, taking over the family racket, and slowly becoming corrupted by his need to control everything?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 13/09/2026
The Life-Changing Magic of Shutting the Fuck Up
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m a committed atheist but I’ve always been interested in the concept of the golem. I’ve come to the conclusion that if you took all the seven deadly sins – lust, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, gluttony, and pride – and stuffed them into a flaccid, feculent skin-sack, 1/2
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wait, so everyone is twelve theory already had a name?
I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for 'edgelord', but theirs translates to 'eighth-grader'.

User holmoria replies, 

It's not even 'eighth-grader" it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth- grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. I diagnose you with edgelord
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you were King Solomon And I was a lady Would you marry me anyway Would you halve my baby
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt has resigned her post as press secretary so that she can devote her time to raising her children to be the worst possible people they can be, as a bulwark against what she fears is a rising tide of rational, honest, empathetic Americans.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Delta treating people like guitars
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the telecaster will not be euthanized
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
there are moments when i ask myself, “what is an appropriate number of times to watch the lauren and hacker ‘normal men’ bit in a day?” and the answer is “all the times”
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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.
The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049The Toronto skyline from right now
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Today's forecast: PAR64, yellow gel
cbc.ca
Toronto ranked among worst air quality in the world as smoke, extreme heat warnings continue | CBC News
Environment Canada's poor air quality warning in Toronto due to wildfire smoke could stick around until the end of the week, said a meteorologist.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
that’s right it starts with an outbreak, parasites on lettuce leaves
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
and now, the tap-dancing hagiographers
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
alternating between sugar and spider noir is making me want to watch “in bruges” again
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
these influencers doing self-scripted one-person two-hander skits wearing two different t-shirts should know they don’t look creative and versatile so much as they look like they don’t have any friends
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, triggering respiratory distress
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
just when the kids seem to have realized that touching grass is a good idea it turns out the grass is full of ticks carrying life-altering diseases
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
American journalists must feel like they’re living in the Twilight Zone episode with the kid who turned that guy into a jack-in-the-box right about now
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
aw yisss
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Fighting my wrongful termination by the Washington Post. After Charlie Kirk was killed, I was accused of gross misconduct simply for stating the truth about America’s racial double standards when it comes to political violence. We head to arbitration tomorrow. Let’s go.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hey @legaleagle.tv I know there's no shortage of important topics to cover but please consider doing an explainer on the Bricks & Minifigs situation. It wasn't on my radar until Jack Conte got dragged into it and now I'm curious. youtu.be/36jxNeV5L1Q?...
youtu.be
Take Down Notification: Reckless Ben’s Patreon Account
YouTube video by JackConteExtras
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I was not aware until today that Brad Mehldau had a Substack, when this article showed up in my feed, trashing AI in music and Berklee for promoting it. No decision to subscribe was ever easier. substack.com/@bradmehldau...
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Brad Mehldau (@bradmehldau)
Just heard that Berklee College of Music invited Suno AI CEO Mikey Shulman to host a songwriting course. (Suno spits out AI music slop through an app on your phone and charges you for it. I wrote a bi...
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There is an Achewood for almost every occasion. January 12, 2009.
A cartoon cat named Roast Beef holds the proceeds of a recent yard sale in his hands. He says: The invisible hand of this particular economy may wear a fingerless glove and write checks at the gas station but damned if this money don’t have square edges and a certain legal tenderness. It also has tuberculosis and the hantavirus so I’m gonna go microwave it for a bit.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Well that’s a shame. They spent all that money on facemasks.
reddit.com
From the news community on Reddit: Personal information of 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol agents is leaked online.
Explore this post and more from the news community
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Imagine pitching Westworld and Jurassic Park in the same meeting. “Okay picture this: a visit to a futuristic amusement park populated by robot cowboys turns into a desperate fight for survival when the robots go berserk and turn on the humans.” “Sounds promising, what else have you got?”
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Thinking back to grade school when the Remembrance Day assembly committee suggested including a brief segment on peace and the principal said "no" In all the years since, I never once heard a veteran suggest that talk of peace on Remembrance Day was disrespectful
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
🎶 Who’s carnivorous and lives in the sea? Death ball Roundpants!
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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Imagine watching “Civil War” and thinking Jesse Plemons’ character seemed like he had his head screwed on right
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I assume Warmington and Ford would be attending Charlie Kirk’s funeral given the opportunity. Never before has Robin Williams’ “apartment above a meth lab” comment seemed so true to life – pls keep in mind he was calling from the meth lab at the time.
pressprogress.ca
University of Toronto building shut down, police investigating threat, amid backlash to professor’s X post
While Ruth Marshall's comments were widely characterized as having concerned Charlie Kirk, evidence suggests a different context
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 10/09/2025
They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.
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Holl🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This explains it better than I can
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"…currently it is not possible to reveal any additional information that would induce a member of the public to come forward with credible information.” To do so, Yim told court, would “compromise the investigation.”
thestar.com
Police unseal old theory in Barry and Honey Sherman murder probe but say releasing more would hurt case
After a judge’s suggestion that releasing more on the Sherman investigation might help solve the 8-year-old murder, Toronto police agreed only to unseal minor references.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Finally some good news. The sandwich generation is under enough stress already.
nytimes.com
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
ah yes a bit of hair for the bite that dogs you
bbc.com
Toothpaste made from hair could stop decay, KCL scientists say - BBC News
Toothpaste made from human hair could help repair damaged teeth, a King's College London study shows.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
you can’t make a western omelette without shooting a few eggs
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
me: can i get a caesar pls via attendant: (running) train’s on fire me: what attendant: (running with fire extinguisher) train’s on fire
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
i feel seen
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
🎵 san francisco the san francisco treat 🎶
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
luca branzino sleeps with the fishes
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
are they really going with “the enemy of my enemy should be my rich nazi friend” is that what is going on here
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I guess this is music journalism in 2025? Where to begin.
tiktok.com
Steely Dan’s ‘The Royal Scam’ is back on vinyl! #SteelyDan #TheRoyalScam
TikTok video by uDiscover Music
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
get back, monkey cat
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
god how i miss the old centuries lounge. this place has all the ambience of a food court.
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