Reposted by my brain is like a steveAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16hLOL Ukraine hit a Russian data center and Russian bot activity immediately dropped to practically zero. Elon is mad hahahahahaha 441106612696
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026racist is spelled with a ‘c’ a lot of people don’t know that but if you take the ‘c’ and replace it with a ‘p’ you get rapist i’m super smart 010
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hey hey, my my rock and roll will never die transformers™: more than meets the eye hey hey, my my 010
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do you get filters if you upgrade to youtube premium? like, can you preemptively remove videos that have the word “reacts” in the title, or are structured like “x listens to y for the first time”? 110
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s garbage night and my partner was cleaning out the fridge, including a half-empty tub of tabbouleh. “Tabbouleh rasa,” I said wistfully, and we laughed and laughed. 021
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so the gentlemen is guy ritchie riffing on the godfather, right? a virtuous youngest son, with a fuckup older brother (named Freddie), war hero, taking over the family racket, and slowly becoming corrupted by his need to control everything? 110
Reposted by my brain is like a stevetweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 13/09/2026The Life-Changing Magic of Shutting the Fuck Up 1464
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m a committed atheist but I’ve always been interested in the concept of the golem. I’ve come to the conclusion that if you took all the seven deadly sins – lust, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, gluttony, and pride – and stuffed them into a flaccid, feculent skin-sack, 1/2 110
Reposted by my brain is like a steveIt's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wait, so everyone is twelve theory already had a name? 242940561
Reposted by my brain is like a stevepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If you were King Solomon And I was a lady Would you marry me anyway Would you halve my baby 24879102
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Karoline Leavitt has resigned her post as press secretary so that she can devote her time to raising her children to be the worst possible people they can be, as a bulwark against what she fears is a rising tide of rational, honest, empathetic Americans. 031
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Delta treating people like guitars 110
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026the telecaster will not be euthanized 020
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026there are moments when i ask myself, “what is an appropriate number of times to watch the lauren and hacker ‘normal men’ bit in a day?” and the answer is “all the times” 000
Reposted by my brain is like a steveWeird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now. 522444825
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Today's forecast: PAR64, yellow gelcbc.caToronto ranked among worst air quality in the world as smoke, extreme heat warnings continue | CBC NewsEnvironment Canada's poor air quality warning in Toronto due to wildfire smoke could stick around until the end of the week, said a meteorologist. 000
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026that’s right it starts with an outbreak, parasites on lettuce leaves 110
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026and now, the tap-dancing hagiographers 000
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026alternating between sugar and spider noir is making me want to watch “in bruges” again 000
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026these influencers doing self-scripted one-person two-hander skits wearing two different t-shirts should know they don’t look creative and versatile so much as they look like they don’t have any friends 010
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, triggering respiratory distress 010
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026just when the kids seem to have realized that touching grass is a good idea it turns out the grass is full of ticks carrying life-altering diseases 000
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026American journalists must feel like they’re living in the Twilight Zone episode with the kid who turned that guy into a jack-in-the-box right about now 100
Reposted by my brain is like a steveKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Fighting my wrongful termination by the Washington Post. After Charlie Kirk was killed, I was accused of gross misconduct simply for stating the truth about America’s racial double standards when it comes to political violence. We head to arbitration tomorrow. Let’s go. 1153677615
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Hey @legaleagle.tv I know there's no shortage of important topics to cover but please consider doing an explainer on the Bricks & Minifigs situation. It wasn't on my radar until Jack Conte got dragged into it and now I'm curious. youtu.be/36jxNeV5L1Q?...youtu.beTake Down Notification: Reckless Ben’s Patreon AccountYouTube video by JackConteExtras 110
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I was not aware until today that Brad Mehldau had a Substack, when this article showed up in my feed, trashing AI in music and Berklee for promoting it. No decision to subscribe was ever easier. substack.com/@bradmehldau...substack.comBrad Mehldau (@bradmehldau)Just heard that Berklee College of Music invited Suno AI CEO Mikey Shulman to host a songwriting course. (Suno spits out AI music slop through an app on your phone and charges you for it. I wrote a bi... 010
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026There is an Achewood for almost every occasion. January 12, 2009. 010
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Well that’s a shame. They spent all that money on facemasks.reddit.comFrom the news community on Reddit: Personal information of 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol agents is leaked online.Explore this post and more from the news community 000
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Imagine pitching Westworld and Jurassic Park in the same meeting. “Okay picture this: a visit to a futuristic amusement park populated by robot cowboys turns into a desperate fight for survival when the robots go berserk and turn on the humans.” “Sounds promising, what else have you got?” 000
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Thinking back to grade school when the Remembrance Day assembly committee suggested including a brief segment on peace and the principal said "no" In all the years since, I never once heard a veteran suggest that talk of peace on Remembrance Day was disrespectful 000
Reposted by my brain is like a steveCount Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 29/10/2025🎶 Who’s carnivorous and lives in the sea? Death ball Roundpants! 16725
Reposted by my brain is like a steveBen Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are. 322126396300
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Imagine watching “Civil War” and thinking Jesse Plemons’ character seemed like he had his head screwed on right 010
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I assume Warmington and Ford would be attending Charlie Kirk’s funeral given the opportunity. Never before has Robin Williams’ “apartment above a meth lab” comment seemed so true to life – pls keep in mind he was calling from the meth lab at the time.pressprogress.caUniversity of Toronto building shut down, police investigating threat, amid backlash to professor’s X postWhile Ruth Marshall's comments were widely characterized as having concerned Charlie Kirk, evidence suggests a different context 051
Reposted by my brain is like a steveJune Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 10/09/2025They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others. 203839998
Reposted by my brain is like a steveHoll🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 10/09/2025This explains it better than I can 324304568389
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 27/08/2025"…currently it is not possible to reveal any additional information that would induce a member of the public to come forward with credible information.” To do so, Yim told court, would “compromise the investigation.”thestar.comPolice unseal old theory in Barry and Honey Sherman murder probe but say releasing more would hurt caseAfter a judge’s suggestion that releasing more on the Sherman investigation might help solve the 8-year-old murder, Toronto police agreed only to unseal minor references. 110
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Finally some good news. The sandwich generation is under enough stress already.nytimes.comProsecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent 010
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 21/08/2025ah yes a bit of hair for the bite that dogs youbbc.comToothpaste made from hair could stop decay, KCL scientists say - BBC NewsToothpaste made from human hair could help repair damaged teeth, a King's College London study shows. 121
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 07/08/2025you can’t make a western omelette without shooting a few eggs 000
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 28/07/2025me: can i get a caesar pls via attendant: (running) train’s on fire me: what attendant: (running with fire extinguisher) train’s on fire 131
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025🎵 san francisco the san francisco treat 🎶 110
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 11/06/2025luca branzino sleeps with the fishes 000
Reposted by my brain is like a stevedarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/06/2025are they really going with “the enemy of my enemy should be my rich nazi friend” is that what is going on here 361149117
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I guess this is music journalism in 2025? Where to begin.tiktok.comSteely Dan’s ‘The Royal Scam’ is back on vinyl! #SteelyDan #TheRoyalScam TikTok video by uDiscover Music 000
my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025god how i miss the old centuries lounge. this place has all the ambience of a food court. 020