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Jonathan Soltan

@itsalljohnny.bsky.social
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I live in Ireland and play video games

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I’m ready to be a CEO. I promise to take on debt, fire anyone who seems better than me at anything, and insist you’re going to love my product that kills you
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vicki @vickisigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Creatures of the Night 🌕🎃🎶 #art
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You captured his essence really well
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP PAC/Neville/Benjamin. (drawing from 2018.)
A drawing of the torso and head of an intense buff young white wrestler man in a sketchbook, coloured pencils and pencils
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So you're saying her gaydar was fooled by Gaidar?
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like what the fuck are we doing that this isn't being brought up at every meeting. Chat gpt is responsible for one of the worst shootings in Canadian history. I want this banned immediately
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the museum sounds great i hope they also build one for women
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/09/2026
He has never once looked at Vance like this.
Trump grinning at Mamdani. Trump with Mamdani looking actually happy. Probably just a fluke photoTrump grinning at Mamdani. Trump grinning at Mamdani.
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
British media using she/her pronouns for a chatbot after years of legitimising and peddling transphobia 🙄
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Contrast was such a nice surprise when I played it all those years ago. We Happy Few still has one of the more compelling and interesting worlds I've experienced in games. Haven't played South of Midnight yet but I'm hoping to get around to it before the end of the year.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026
The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
Erin Redwing
@realizingerin
I went to an rationalist/EA Al doomer event last night with the goal of meeting someone who could calmly explain to me the argument for how they get to the conclusion that Al will kill everyone.
Because these are rationalists, I expected to find people who could lay out a serious extinction pathway, walk through the assumptions and intermediate steps, identify choke points where negative pathways could potentially be regulated, and entertain disagreement about where their assumptions might break down.
My experience was the exact opposite.
The people I spoke to seemed psychologically unable to entertain the possibility that their conclusion (that Al literally kills everyone, which was a point that many would not even budge on) might be wrong.
Their most extreme conclusion was treated as an axiom.
I had multiple people walk out of conversations with me when I questioned their inevitable extinction premise.
At one point during a panel, the moderator asked everyone in the audience who was still skeptical of Al doom to raise their hands. About half the room did. He then told all of the skeptics to leave the panel and go with one of the speakers, who would answer their questions separately. They filtered out all the skeptics, and continued the panel only with the subset who accepted their extreme position.
I genuinely felt like a heretic just for questioning whether superintelligent Al inevitably leads to the extinction of humanity, or entertaining the possibility that the future might actually turn out well.
That does not mean Al safety is fake. Obviously there are serious questions about rapidly advancing Al systems and what happens as they become much more capable. Those are exactly the conversations I went there hoping to have.
But what I encountered was an apocalyptic death cult. These people are not rational. They are deeply afraid, they reinforce that fear in one another, and they have become so emotionally committed to apocalypse
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Be Sharps have withdrawn as a support act for Ed Sheeran's tour.
The Be Sharps
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Capitalism is the greatest system ever devised because it lets the best price win, unless someone offers a better price, in which case I’m suing you because you’re mean.
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OSW Review 🤼 @oswreview.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget 💚
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This isn't directed at you, Richard, but I really wish the media would stop publishing what these guys say so uncritically. It's just hype to entice investers. Also, if what they're saying is true, then surely they should all be imprisoned? You're knowingly building the human extinction machine?
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My one sliver of hope is that appeasing the far right would require FF/FG to actually do something and their whole MO is not doing anything ever for anyone. Like, they get so bitchy when people ask them about doing things. Even things they already said they would do.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just had a quick look at her Wikipedia page and this is very ironic.
A screenshot of an excerpt from Maureen Lipman's Wikipedia page. The highlighted text reads: "She also stated she would not be prepared to work alongside pro-Palestinian actors"
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Looking forward to the regime's sin eater, JD Vance, making an emotional announcement that he put the screw in the tuna.
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's Subtember, Pat. No streams refused
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
google actually renaming things on its maps in accordance with trump's ramblings is pretty pathetic
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 01/09/2025
Tumblr post from frenpanda: Being a fan of stories that revolve around robots or AI in the 21st century is so weird now. Like how do I tell people I'm the biggest fictional robot appreciator and the biggest real life robot hater
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you ever feel bad about botching your indie game release, remember that you'll never be as bad as Ubisoft. They literally forgot to upload the actual game.
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
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Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon
Old 2022 Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies"

Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pulled over by the Guards for towing a medieval trebuchet down the M7
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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“And now the weather…”
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One would have to assume that logo was also generated by AI. I imagine paying an artist to create something would be inconceivable to them.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.
There have been more school shootings in the 2026-2027 school year (which started last week) than there are transgender athletes competing. This is a nothing issue pushed by nothing people while the rich continue to rob us blind.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Miss piggy stabbing the wraith in lotr
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Maybe he spent this morning at an auction and just put in the winning bid on a new armchair that was made in Clacton?
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Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Via @moryan.bsky.social via @runwithskizzers.bsky.social, a friendly reminder: JK Rowling is a transphobic bigot.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
okay here's the compromise: an ad can only be worked into the site itself, cannot have any interactive components whatsoever, cannot have cookies or ad tracking or anything of that nature. It can be a static image designed to fit on the website. No more, no less. Then no need for ad blockers
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tweet from atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real):

Y'all still follow Jonathan Swift? The man who literally supports eating babies?

(some time later)

Obviously the whole time I knew he was joking but it's still not okay. Here's why [1/20]
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bought it before listening because it's Bandcamp Friday so I wanted to make sure you got all the money. I've listened to it since and it's a banger, as expected
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 07/08/2026
rhythm pools 02 is here! "Effervesce" means to show liveness or exhilaration. I made this album for us to get excited and let loose! In this album are some of my loudest, larger-than-life songs among my favorite things I've ever made. 2mellomakes.bandcamp.com/album/rhythm... 2mello.net/store
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Jonathan Soltan @itsalljohnny.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Elon made it to the moon guys
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i'd say "pay attention to who has kind things to say about rod liddle, the racist pedophile, following his death" but to no surprise it is the entirety of the mainstream british press
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/08/2026
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
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My father was a Conservative...

...my mother voted Labour...

...so suppose, by rights, ought
to be a Liberal Democrat...

...but in actual fact, I'm a Nazi!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Watched a multi-acre fire break out before my very eyes and then watched a bunch of helicopters show up and put it out. Government was a good idea, it should do more things like that instead of evil and corruption
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