Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 14hGetting a flu + covid shot at my more physically demanding job the day after a gym day was mayyyybe a mistake but 🤷♀️ 100
Reposted by Cat the HumanTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix 3262242318
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There's a Waymo (🤮) going around town that has been obviously egged for days and I guess has no-one to clean it? 000
Reposted by Cat the HumanSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026more business owners need to be like this 1770761109
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I need to go to the gym but the boy is being a Sweet Pete and I can't possibly remove him from my lap. 020
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I get that it was The Done Thing At The Time but it's still always a hoot seeing sweet Victorian Lucy & Mina sleeping in drag-grade lashes & full eyeliner, hair back-combed clear to the skies in 1970s Dracula adaptations. 110
Reposted by Cat the HumanGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The mobility of children is simply not taken seriously or viewed as important. Something illustrative is how people will often say that kids "don't count" when you remind them that children and young teens are nondrivers who deserve the right to get around without cars. 334885
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As an avowed Jukebox Goblin, I tip my hat to whoever just played "I Want it That Way" directly after Judas Priest. 100
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The 1990 Dick Tracy movie. I was 4 when it came out and my folks thought it would be a good movie to take a kid to? I don't remember anything about the movie I just remember my Granny gave me a Dick Tracy T-shirt shortly after and I burst into tears. 110
Reposted by Cat the HumanRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 138116273127
Reposted by Cat the HumanGoth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -You deserve kindness, especially from yourself. -The Cursed Object would like a “big snack please and thank you”. ❤️ Auntie Jilli 26111
Reposted by Cat the HumanULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rolling into October... 16654205
Reposted by Cat the HumanBrooklyn Rousseau (Spooky 365, not just October) 🎃 @glamgothcollective.mu.social · 01/10/2026 51957629
Reposted by Cat the HumanRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com 10583146
Reposted by Cat the HumanGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204190535438
Reposted by Cat the HumanJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ok so for one thing, even if that's what it meant, that proposal is obviously not modest. 15210
Reposted by Cat the HumanHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10135003786
Reposted by Cat the Humanskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA 8561107
Reposted by Cat the HumanAle Gámez 🖤 @themountainwith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Before yellow September 💛 comes to an end, I wanted to illustrate and share with everyone a poem I really like for young who want to die (those of us who have felt that way on more than one occasion). Remember that you are spring 🌱 411055
Reposted by Cat the HumanJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633297409
Reposted by Cat the Humanthe mountain goats lyrics @tmgbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Some things you do for money and some you do for love love love 032
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My buddy's niece could use a hand getting out of an awful situation: gofund.me/42e5eb32fgofund.meDonate to Monique Snider’s Safety & Legal Fund, organized by Matilda RoachMy niece, Monique Snider, needs your help to escape a violent and life-threatenin… Matilda Roach needs your support for Monique Snider’s Safety & Legal Fund 001
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Gotta get up and finish packing soon but for now it's Son Time. 120
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Look, as a lifelong Holodeck Episode Enjoyer you have to believe me when I say Strange New Worlds has Too Many Holodeck Episodes. 110
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I went to Friend, Nebraska and all y'all were there. 020
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026without downloading new pics, describe your gender? 032
Reposted by Cat the HumanMalevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back" 11568081526
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A tinder date very much outside of our demographic (her: cowboy hat & pashmina, him: salmon-colored linen button-down) has been at the bar for about five hours making some WILD jukebox choices. I hope they invite us to the wedding. 210
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Auto shop hold music very much giving "2010s dance hit about how we're never going to die and we're always going to party" 100
Reposted by Cat the Humanthe mountain goats lyrics @tmgbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Let your yes be yes and let your no come from deep in your belly 054
Reposted by Cat the Humanmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/09/2026you fucking dipshits have accepted your enemy's framing. just say who cares, these people are freaks obsessed with kids' genitals, we're going to address affordability, healthcare, etc 346833
Reposted by Cat the HumanGaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Swedish poster for BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935) 19032
Reposted by Cat the HumanRipley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 16/09/2026After some calculations... I need to get my divorce filed ASAP to save myself from Tax Hell next year and possibly grant me the freedom to get health insurance. The filing fee for a no-contest divorce in Oregon is $301 👀 I get a divorce, you get neat art, win-win?? ripley-lacross.square.site 16151
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Good news: everyone at the vet really liked Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher and he was so good he got a discount on his vaccination. Okay actually it was bc my car broke down Friday so my buddy who used to work with The Vet drove us and hung out in the exam room. 110
Reposted by Cat the HumanIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Always worth being reminded that Kids These Days/This New Generation is Cooked lamentations are as old as humanity. Probably older. 1524158
Reposted by Cat the HumanYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT. 4266201293
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've become somewhat ambivalent about Strava lately but mostly keep it around to remind myself yes it takes 25 minutes to ride to work you can't leave the house at 7:40 and expect to get there on time. Dummy. 001
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Has anyone done a remix of "Frontier Psychiatrist" with samples of "Dental Plan" and "Lisa needs braces!" from the Simpsons episode Last Exit to Springfield? Bc I think someone should. Maybe throw some Marvin Monroe lines in for good measure. 010
