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Adventure Chef, affable idiot.

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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need to go to the gym but the boy is being a Sweet Pete and I can't possibly remove him from my lap.
Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher, a brown tabby, leaning fully on my torso and gazing adoringly at my face while trying to put one of his paws, the paws he uses to bury his feces, on my face.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tonight's scare'em:
Jeffery Combs in, while not fully bisexual lighting, maybe bi-curious lighting? In From Beyond.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This scene where they're fighting the bad taxidermy in Dracula's house is wall-to-wall "that's you" opportunities.
I cannot tell what kind of animal this taxidermy is, it's that bad. Some kind of European ungulate? One ear, beady eyes and a messy snout.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gotta get up and finish packing soon but for now it's Son Time.
A tabby cat with a jaunty little blue bandana lounges on the sofa with his human under a small art wall.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender?
A "Trading Card" a buddy made from a photo of me wearing a kitty cat onesie with a cargo strap around my hips playing a niche version of tug of war called "ass ratchet" the word DADDY is printed down the side in large yellow lettering.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sickos meme
A man in a black shirt labeled "SICKOS" gazes in a window saying "YES...HAHAHA...YES!"
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Diagnosis: Handsome
A brown tabby cat in a blue bandana smizes at the camera.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hell is empty.
Screenshot of an email from Ulta Beauty promoting "Support for a GLP-1 journey 💚"
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The three modes of our relationship with this cat right now are: 1. Snuggling quietly, gazing adoringly at each other. 2. FEATHER ON A STICK HOUR HELL YEAH! 3. Battle of wills to both stop this little man from destroying our stuff and give him suitable alternatives.
A large brown tabby cat lying in front of a large full of vinyl records which has an unrolled yoga secured to the lower shelves to PREVENT THIS FUCKER FROM CLAWING OUR RECORD COLLECTION. There are smaller shelves of records nearby that he doesn't care about!
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That ragebait about not enough books for men from a few days ago made me think about a classic birdsrightsactivist tweet:
@ pro bird rights: I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
New job: as part of our high food safety standards we only allow beverages in approved areas in the approved container we have provided you. Me: Is it okay for me to write my name or, say, put a sticker on my cup so I know it's mine? Work: Of course, It's yours now!
A common type of reusable plastic cup with a lid. It is covered in stickers for local cycling groups and one obscure Yellowstone ski camp.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Taken shortly after he knocked one of my houseplants out of the windowsill.
Oddish, a tabby cat with a tan bandana, snuggling up to me. He's got a paw across my neck and his cheek is in my eye socket. He's so happy I can't even be mad at him.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I took three photos at the Renaissance Faire today.
Me drenched in rain wearing a black flower crown with small antlers. I promise I was having fun.A bicycle horn I found on the ground sitting on a bench next to a margarita and a beer in plastic cups.Two pot bellied pigs. I did not adequately capture how cute they were bc they saw I was holding food and were coming after me.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells
Agent Fox Mulder saying "hello, are you a UFO?" to a black cat.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This fucking guy.
Cat, a woman who needs to go out and run a couple of errands, lying on the couch wearing headphones while Oddish, a large brown tabby cat, naps with his head on her chest as close to her face as possible.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is my life now. I'm not upset about it.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
95% of the photos in my camera roll from the last week look like this.
Another selfie in which a twelve pound adult tabby cat is trying to occupy the same space as my skull. He's two and doesn't understand physics.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Gonna guess that my son is happy I'm home.
Selfie taken on my sofa with a large brown tabby cat clinging to the side of my face.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This isn't the first "sorry for bothering you 🥺👉👈" marketing email I've gotten. Who is this for?!
Email header from PetSmart apologizing for sending so many emails and offering me a coupon.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Having a new cat at home while I'm at work is the only time I've ever considered getting a camera connected to the Internet for my home. I'm not gonna but WHAT IS THE BOY DOING?!
A large tabby cat with a collar tag declaring his name "ODDISH." He's in the middle of a slow blink and Mystery Science Theater 3000 is playing on the television behind him.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In very "Dad mowing the lawn bc company is coming over" fashion I'm preparing for our new cat by... reorganizing the hall closet?
Closet with a shelving unit full of Kirkland items, a mop bucket, a vacuum and a wall-mounted rack for brooms and mops.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026 What I got up to this afternoon.
Crappy four panel comic drawn on a lined mini notepad outlining me video calling a friend in Albania, biking to the barbershop, picking up bread and a Fun Drink and coming home to sit in front of the fan.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Post one (1) photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands. The photo, that is, not the painting.
An Artemisia Gentileschi portrait of Mary Magdalene as Melancholy
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Regrettably, getting back into weightlifting seems to have alleviated at least one (1) work-related pain issue which means I should keep doing it.
Anne from Parks & Recreation saying: "I mean, I know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?"
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Still from a Simpsons episode of a spooky fortress surrounded by leafless trees.and brambles with a sign outside saying "SPRINGFIELD REPUBLICAN PARTY HEADQUARTERS"Still from inside said Republican Party Headquarters with several Simpsons regulars seated around a table in addition to Rush Limbaugh and Dracula.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Rosa from Brooklyn 99 meme edited to say "I've only had SURLY PREAMBLE for TWO MONTHS but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
She's so pretty and I adore her.
A bright red bicycle leaning against a brick wall.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm surprised I don't see the Denver flag around town much for how much people love the state flag.
A flag with two red triangles on the bottom of a deep blue field with a thick white outline separating them, and a yellow circle in the center of the blue field between the triangles
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hell yeah Texas and fuck nazis.
Empty stage with a large banner bearing the Toadies logo in the background. One of the amplifiers is covered in an anti-nazi sign.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Jukebox menace hours.
I'm playing Papa Was a Rodeo by the Magnetic Fields at the dive bar while the men I work with yap about Jack White in the corner.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Menace! At the Jukebox hours
Screenshot of the jukebox app playing Siouxsie and the Banshees' "Peek A Boo"
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Watching Romero's Monkeyshines tonight featuring Baby Tucci and Baby Stephen Root.
A Stanley Tucci so young he has hair.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Enjoy this photo of me being red and sweaty in Moab, finishing off the dregs of a pan of Mac and Cheese. My favorite part is that the position of my spork makes it look like I'm feeding Johnny Utah. (Shirt by Cult of Cult)
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I literally just wanted to look at smaller vacuums that maybe run off the kind of rechargeable battery I already own why does the hardware store need a robot?
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Noticed I'd been saying "Hell yeah fuck yeah" as an aggressive affirmation all winter and it's entirely this man's fault.
Jared Keeso's Shoresy character from the Canadian television program Shoresy.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My mom gave me.a ton of chia seeds last year so I'm making chia seed pudding every day for The Fibers and somehow tricking myself into thinking of it as a Little Sweet Treat in the Evening but still thinking of this Parks and Rec line:
Anne from Parks and Recreation saying "I mean, I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?" She's talking about running but I am talking about the various goops I eat/drink because I cannot simply bring myself to Eat More Fruit.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
15,512 seats out of 18k packed for the PWHL. Half the Frost's starting lineup were local. Fans chanting "WE WANT A TEAM" any time the arena got quiet.
Sign at the Ball Arena stating "TODAY'S ATTENDANCE 15,512"
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
So far this book is Prologue: Heartbreaking Backstory of a 20-year-old Crewman who Perished on the EF (He was going to go on a road trip at the end of the season! His girlfriend was pregnant!) Chapter One: Terrifying Facts about The Great Lakes (bigger than Ireland, six THOUSAND wrecks in a century)
Book cover for "The Gales of November: The Untold Story of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by John U. Bacon
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Me looking at tomorrows forecast for a high of 17f, low of -1, and snow showers.
The "sickos" meme. Yes...ha ha ha...YES!
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A photo of Mary Oliver's Poem 

DON'T HESITATE

"If you suddenly and unexpectedly feel joy, don't hesitate. Give in to it. There are plenty of lives and whole towns destroyed or about to be. We are not wise, and not very often kind. And much can never be redeemed. Still, life has some possibility left. Perhaps this is its way of fighting back, that sometimes something happens better than all the riches or power in the world. It could be anything, but very likely you notice it in the instant when love begins. Anyway, that's often the case. Anyway, whatever it is, don't be afraid of its plenty. Joy is not made to be a crumb."
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A meme I made in which Marge Simpson (labeled "me") is holding a potato (labeled "libraries") and saying "I just think they're neat!"
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
First nog of the season. The iNOGural one, if you will.
Egg nog in a round little glass with grated nutmeg on top and a lot of bourbon.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
#3: Startime. Uhh I had a slice of pizza in the lobby. About halfway through I realized this would have been a good one to skip to run home and shower or something.
A half-eaten slice of cheese pizza in the lobby.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Very smart and normal thing to do the day before you leave the city for the winter.
Movie theater screen advertising "TERROR IN THE AISLES: 12-HOUR MOVIE MARATHON" Teresa, who organized and is emceeing the event, is standing in front of the screen holding a microphone.
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Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
You started the group chat when everyone was in their 20s and 30s and now we're all in our 30s and 40s:
Text bubble from me: "Old people question: I know we talked about fiber supplements before, what are y'all taking?"
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