Reposted by Cat the Human(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 1hyeah okay were all the text messages not working, or...? 0296
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 19hBut when your job offers an on-site vaccine clinic during your scheduled shift it'd be silly to pass it up. 000
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21hGetting a flu + covid shot at my more physically demanding job the day after a gym day was mayyyybe a mistake but 🤷♀️ 100
Reposted by Cat the HumanTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix 3362422326
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There's a Waymo (🤮) going around town that has been obviously egged for days and I guess has no-one to clean it? 000
Reposted by Cat the HumanSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026more business owners need to be like this 1770881112
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I need to go to the gym but the boy is being a Sweet Pete and I can't possibly remove him from my lap. 020
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This scene where they're fighting the bad taxidermy in Dracula's house is wall-to-wall "that's you" opportunities. 010
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Like I get consolidating Lucy's boyfriends in a screen adaptation for clarity and time but why use Quincey if you're going to de-cowboy him. 120
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"she's engaged to Quincey Morris" Me: HELL YEAH COW-BOY COW-BOY COW-BOY *Quincey arrives, is British. Not cowboy at all* Me: What the hell, man?! (I'm watching the 1970 version where Christopher Lee has a book-accurate mustache) 110
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I get that it was The Done Thing At The Time but it's still always a hoot seeing sweet Victorian Lucy & Mina sleeping in drag-grade lashes & full eyeliner, hair back-combed clear to the skies in 1970s Dracula adaptations. 110
Reposted by Cat the HumanGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The mobility of children is simply not taken seriously or viewed as important. Something illustrative is how people will often say that kids "don't count" when you remind them that children and young teens are nondrivers who deserve the right to get around without cars. 334885
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Okay I did talk to my fellow Jukebox Goblin while my very hammered boss was being a Hater in the background. 000
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As an avowed Jukebox Goblin, I tip my hat to whoever just played "I Want it That Way" directly after Judas Priest. 100
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It *was* a lot! I think adults were just like "yeah its a muppet movie that's for young kids no problem" 010
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oooh I remember The Dark Crystal scaring me too! The skeksis ripped the robes off one of their own to punish it I think (?) and the naked puppet terrified me. 100
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The 1990 Dick Tracy movie. I was 4 when it came out and my folks thought it would be a good movie to take a kid to? I don't remember anything about the movie I just remember my Granny gave me a Dick Tracy T-shirt shortly after and I burst into tears. 110
Reposted by Cat the HumanRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 138116323129
Reposted by Cat the HumanGoth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -You deserve kindness, especially from yourself. -The Cursed Object would like a “big snack please and thank you”. ❤️ Auntie Jilli 26111
Reposted by Cat the HumanULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rolling into October... 16654205
Reposted by Cat the HumanBrooklyn Rousseau (Spooky 365, not just October) 🎃 @glamgothcollective.mu.social · 01/10/2026 51964633
Reposted by Cat the HumanRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com 10583146
Reposted by Cat the HumanGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204190525439
Reposted by Cat the HumanJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ok so for one thing, even if that's what it meant, that proposal is obviously not modest. 15210
Reposted by Cat the HumanHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134993786
Reposted by Cat the Humanskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA 8561107
Reposted by Cat the HumanAle Gámez 🖤 @themountainwith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Before yellow September 💛 comes to an end, I wanted to illustrate and share with everyone a poem I really like for young who want to die (those of us who have felt that way on more than one occasion). Remember that you are spring 🌱 411055
Reposted by Cat the HumanJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633300410
Reposted by Cat the Humanthe mountain goats lyrics @tmgbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Some things you do for money and some you do for love love love 032
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My buddy's niece could use a hand getting out of an awful situation: gofund.me/42e5eb32fgofund.meDonate to Monique Snider’s Safety & Legal Fund, organized by Matilda RoachMy niece, Monique Snider, needs your help to escape a violent and life-threatenin… Matilda Roach needs your support for Monique Snider’s Safety & Legal Fund 001
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Unfortunately I printed out that Ron Swanson fanart for a breakfast themed dinner party in like, 2012, and reverse image searching only leads to Pinterest boards. 000
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fire Ant and Salmon prints by my friend Becca louboggin.myshopify.com Food print by Jun Osaki ajunkysock.com/store-1 Pelican and Bug Dude by Dustin Harbin store.dharbin.com Pet Portrait by my buddy McCall www.behance.net/mccallclark Fish tower painting by Vasily Kafanov www.kafanov.comlouboggin.myshopify.comLou BogginMade with love from Galveston, TX. 100
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Gotta get up and finish packing soon but for now it's Son Time. 120
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026To be clear: time travel episodes are holodeck episodes. Mirror Mirror episodes are holodeck episodes. Q Continuum episodes are kind of holodeck episodes. 010
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Look, as a lifelong Holodeck Episode Enjoyer you have to believe me when I say Strange New Worlds has Too Many Holodeck Episodes. 110
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I went to Friend, Nebraska and all y'all were there. 020
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026without downloading new pics, describe your gender? 032
Reposted by Cat the HumanMalevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back" 11568081526
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I went away for the winter and the first night I went back to [bar] upon returning home a heavily pregnant woman and her partner were walking out of the bar as I walked in. Apparently it was the same couple on their way to the hospital to give birth. 000
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Will still always remember the couple that hooked up after meeting at our bar and then a couple months later had the "should we raise this child together" conversation AT THE SAME BAR. 100
Cat the Human @itgrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Previous experiences at this shop have ranged from the nicer side of neutral to "low-key accused me of lying a couple of times" so I am pleasantly baffled by this tech's attitude. 010
