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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃

@ripleylacross.bsky.social
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(they/he) Cartoonist, Illustrator, gender rebel, and cryptid. Oh Joy Sex Toy, the Hiker Trash Dictionary, and other TTRPG nonsense. PDX - @Helioscope ko-fi.com/ripleylacross ripleylacross.carrd.co | #art | #comic | #originalcharacter |

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 8h
“what if women get organized” how about what if men didn’t rape us
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 2h
If rapists actually faced consequences for their actions we wouldn’t have nearly as many rapists. In reality many rapists actually benefit from their actions
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22h
This might be weird to say but the fact you can just watch a movie and be told a story anytime you want is kind of amazing at its core. Humans love being told stories that much.
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 21h
The fact I do not have this is cruel and unusual punishment.
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flight drama notwithstanding, I had a wonderful time last week checking out a new corner of Alaska. Were it not for the dark winters I'd probably do very well up there.
Photograph of Ripley standing on a stump revealed by the low tide. Behind them, on the other side of the bay, mountains awash in blues, greens, and reds rise into a ceiling of thick clouds. Photograph of Ripley with a backdrop of Douglas Firs, moss, and ferns, dressed up for wedding in a velvet burgandy blazer, black collared shirt, a knit skullcap, and elk tooth earring.A low-angle photograph of coastal grasses, fireweed, and a distressed wooden sign aayinf "NO TRESPASSING". Behibd the grasses stand a wall of mountains, partially obscured by a veil of mist and rain.
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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Andy ✨ Draw Your Sword @prookal.com · 27/09/2026
Hey Artists!! If you have an online store where your art can be bought as physical items (clothing especially!) please comment below with links and maybe examples the holiday season is coming up and I want to buy from and support real artists 🗣️✨ I’ll share your posts as well (no ai crap of course)
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get of of the way, Uncomfortable Number Of Teeth, we've got a new contender: MANY KNEES.
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cleaning up my #patreon tiers and finally adding some real rewards again! $4 & up: Discounts on commissions, plus commission WIPs. $10: Bigger discount! Plus free shipping from my online store! Curated PDF bundles! And I'm BRINGING BACK THE ✨POSTCARD TIER!✨ patreon.com/ripleylacross
Screenshot of the available membership tiers for my Patreon over at https://patreon.com/ripleylacross

Tip Jar: $2/month
    Tip Jar! Thank you for your support (:
    Access sketchbook posts 30 days before everyone else.
    Access to timelapse process videos of finished artwork.
    Community chat room and exclusive blogs.

Bigger Tip Jar
$4/month
    10% discount on commissions, max. $100.
    A look behind the scenes at commissions in progress.
    Detailed discussions about my process and techniques.
    ...and everything else offered to lower tiers!

Massive Tip Jar
$10/month
Limited
    15% discount on commissions, max. $150.
    Free Shipping from my online store!
    Twice yearly postcards with original art, whether I'm traveling or not.
    Digital collections of sketch spreads complete with short essays and stories not shared anywhere else. Posted bi-monthly.
    ...and everything else offered to lower tiers!

Do NOT join through iOS, sign up through a mobile or desktop browser to save 43% on average.
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Lydia @lunapuella.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and his friends realised they thought they were good guys but still made like, ironic-sexist jokes. They introduced the 'sexism snake' where wherever one of them made a sexist comment or joke, the others would just start hissing. Didn't need to get into an argument about it, just hissing.
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cleaning up my #patreon tiers and finally adding some real rewards again! $4 & up: Discounts on commissions, plus commission WIPs. $10: Bigger discount! Plus free shipping from my online store! Curated PDF bundles! And I'm BRINGING BACK THE ✨POSTCARD TIER!✨ patreon.com/ripleylacross
Screenshot of the available membership tiers for my Patreon over at https://patreon.com/ripleylacross

Tip Jar: $2/month
    Tip Jar! Thank you for your support (:
    Access sketchbook posts 30 days before everyone else.
    Access to timelapse process videos of finished artwork.
    Community chat room and exclusive blogs.

Bigger Tip Jar
$4/month
    10% discount on commissions, max. $100.
    A look behind the scenes at commissions in progress.
    Detailed discussions about my process and techniques.
    ...and everything else offered to lower tiers!

Massive Tip Jar
$10/month
Limited
    15% discount on commissions, max. $150.
    Free Shipping from my online store!
    Twice yearly postcards with original art, whether I'm traveling or not.
    Digital collections of sketch spreads complete with short essays and stories not shared anywhere else. Posted bi-monthly.
    ...and everything else offered to lower tiers!

Do NOT join through iOS, sign up through a mobile or desktop browser to save 43% on average.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 27/09/2026
You don't have an inalienable right to be an antisocial dipshit because you're doomscrolling all day and it makes you feel terrible. There are no qualifiers to this. You are not released from the obligation to try to be decent just because Elon Musk is lighting the world on fire.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gamers don’t just want to go on a quest, they want to go camping in the wild.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doing backstage custodial work has really opened my eyes to the fact some people are never taught to clean up after shaving. Ballet dancers, Broadway actors, musicians, comedians, podcasters, all of em leave sinks full of hair clippings. Whatever happened to "Leave it better than you found it"?
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AmjerAjaxTheDerg @amjerajaxthederg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The guy that comms all the mecro falco art has done more for the economy than any billionaire.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In this period of time filled with AI stupidity, let's celebrate those we are not celebrating enough: Art supporters, Art commissioners THANK YOU! Thanks to YOU, many artists can do what they do the best and keep being productive but most importantly Artists can LIVE!
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hey look at these two pictures of Cate Blanchett for no reason
Photograph of Cate Blanchett tied to a tree with shibari, wearing a latex suit and dark lipstickPhotograph of Cate Blanchett tied to a tree with shibari, wearing a latex suit. She's turned away from the camera with her back arched
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
piece from my sketchbook I did last weekend
ink drawing of a lake, viewed from inside a house
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Social Media etiquette 101: Don't use the comments of someone else's post to go on a tirade about something only loosely related. I'm posting a coffee recipe, I don't need to hear your thoughts on Big Dairy. Hello, my best friend, Block Button :)
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All this iced coffee interview nonsense going around when you could be showing a potential employer your mad skills with homemade cold brew instead 😎 bsky.app/profile/ripl...
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Up On Goblin Hill @upongoblinhill.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔭𝔢𝔰𝔥𝔲 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘓𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘉𝘪𝘰𝘮𝘦
Title: The Mishipeshu and The Great Lakes Biome

Description: an illustration showing Lake Michigan and its surrounding geography in curved perspective. Noted in small cursive around the geography are labels denoting the Native American territories belonging to each area. Dotted white lines crisscross the illustration showing the paths of ley lines or other mysterious navigations. Over all of this is a phantom depiction of the Mishipeshu; the Underwater Panther of Objiwe legend. The Mishipeshu's paw dips beneath the waters of Lake Michigan, demonstrating its scale. The Mishipeshu is depicted as a panther with elongated ears and covered in a mixture of feathers and fur. Spines curve along its back and down its tail terminating in curved barbs.
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Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Andy Oliver @andywpoliver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Comics folk - if you read just one thread this weekend it needs to be this one. It’s important.
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cogwork core
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🇺🇾 Gissel Escudero 📚 ✍️🎨 @gisselescudero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Generative AI produces vast quantities of things nobody actually wants, and THERE'S the waste of time. Sure, you've published 200 books/songs in a month. It's just slop. Noise. Nobody will read/listen to it, nobody with cherish it, nobody will remember it tomorrow.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And illustration of Inigo Montoya from the PRINCESS BRIDE limping towards the audience. His sword in one hand, his other hand cradling his injuries. This is his key scene in the movie, yielding the line 'you killed my father, prepare to die.'
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get the FUCK off meta. No Facebook, no Instagram, no threads. What the fuck are you even doing.
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sobbing in Trapped X-Gender American.
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Crashed into bed for seven hours, called into work five minutes after I was supposed to punch in, slept for another five hours. In some other universe I'm still in Anchorage crossing my fingers to get on another plane, $1,400 richer. I hate what money does to the psyche.
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Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I find a notebook from fifteen years ago and realize I've been wrestling with the same stuff my entire career.
Three doodled panels showing a little Lucy with six circles around her head looking happy, then less happy with a proliferation of circles, and finally quite miserable with a cloud of interconnected, jumbled circles pressing down on her. Below, three lines of text: overextension of the constellation, need for singular purpose, and just draw—the rest will follow.
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Kendra P @hagofbolding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I would like to use my platform to remind/inform people of the BCC (blind carbon copy) function when sending a mass email
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Jack Foster @recklesseyeballs.com · 24/09/2026
look I made a thing
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important info for artists, readers, web developers, and publishers.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well at least my current flight disaster didn't involve Iceland and a foreign language.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Screaming! At the Airport!
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Zoeeeeeee @quark-dynasty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hate it when this happens
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Alina Pete @alinapete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FUN FACT! A ton (if not most!) Indigenous languages don't have a word for "wilderness" because that's such a colonial concept There's only words for "home" and "the land (a living being)". Land is always doing what it's meant to, unless something like us is preventing it
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Mount St. Helens Archive @mountsthelens1980.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is that a threat?
A vintage black-and-white print ad with the bold headline "Put St. Helens on your coffee table," above a photo of a hardcover book angled toward the camera. The cover shows an eruption image and the title "Mount St. Helens erupts."
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How it started: Well, 12 hours hanging out at the airport means time to draw and write, I guess. How it's going: stress stress stress stress stress stress
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just want to GO HOME
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Cancelled Airport Flights
ALT: Cancelled Airport Flights
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Ron Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oops sad Tifa fanart
digital watercolor style sketch of Tifa from final fantasy 7. She lays curled up with a hand resting on Aerith's staff.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never forget lemon grab's immortal words (yes, i get to post annihilation riffs until the power goes out)
lemon grab from adventure time declaims the words from the tower tunnel in Annihilation
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Flying standby sucks, so I'm stranded in Anchorage for an unknown amount of time. Ask my anything 🫠
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Ripley's Believe it or Else 🎃 @ripleylacross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh forever and ever it will always be Mt. Hood in Oregon. The first time I flew into Portland it's beauty filled my heart just as it filled my entire view from that tiny airplane window. Currently waiting with bated breath to hike it's trails before winter strikes!
Photograph of Mt. Hood's northern face from the Timberline Trail, the snowy peak is framed by bleached white tree trunks from an old burn.
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