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Better Things Are Possible

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Logging off the zoom meeting
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The kind of sweaty conservative defensiveness I think we're all familiar with even today
Within two years proslavery writers had answered Uncle Tom's Cabin with at least fifteen novels whose thesis that slaves were better off than free workers in the North
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
untenable
Fifteen years ago, the world's billionaires collectively had $4.5 trillion.
By 2024, their wealth had more than tripled to $14.2 trillion.
Now, their combined wealth totals $20.1 trillion - an amount that is equivalent to nearly a fifth of the entire world's total yearly output.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bobby bungus the sim tries to make food and the stove catches fire
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This quote is from last February. Good work sir!
"Regulations, basically, should be default gone," Musk said. "Not default there, default gone. And if it turns out that we missed the mark on a regulation, we can always add it back in."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me on stage like this, crowd hooting, as I announce something revolutionary: "10 am burrito"
steve jobs in the middle of a presentation
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"this does not help your cause" - guy who hates you and your cause
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anakin/padme star wars meme

I'm going to curtail civil liberties and increase economic hardships

But you'll keep the public appeased with magnificent military triumphs, right?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i was like let me click on the article, surely the headline is deliberately deceptive, and
From the beginning, it was possible to be a socialist, the socialist, and culturally middle-of-the-road. It was possible to believe in seizing the means of production without being avant-garde on matters of sex, race, crime or war. That point has got lost over time, to the left's immense cost.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Got slapped with a $17K vet bill this week but the good news is the little guy will be FINE. For about 24 hours we thought he may not make it and I've never been this close to jumping off a bridge in my life
Little yellow chihuahua wearing a cone and looking sickly but IMPROVING
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I got married yesterday and finally fulfilled the prophecy
My extremely foreign dad who never texts me just texted me "Find wife" and I don't know if he means for me or for him or what so I said What and he texted back a capital W followed by 23 line breaks
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I got a cheapo elliptical and it's good but we have to do something about these brand names. Don't make me say "I'm gonna hit the pooboo" or "It's pooboo time." Even now, I'm pooboo posting
pooboo
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How long it takes and how hard it is to undo the damage will depend in large part on the political will of the people elected to do it. If you get hand-wringing caveat peddlers who want to deliberate for years before acting it'll never happen. Plan has to be ready on day one
"Why's it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?" yeah, undoing every single thing he's done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Please like and subscribe
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mike tyson standing over a downed opponent in a boxing ring and the text is "Everyone has a shopping list until they get to the grocery store and see these dang prices"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Really sums up a favorite right wing grievance: what's offensive here aren't my actions, but your accurate descriptions of them
"The dissent accuses the Court of
'unshackling' itself from 'constraints.' It is the dissent's rhetoric that lacks restraint,"
he fumed.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
guy pointing at himself
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
AH
our big beautiful president looking like a wet mummy
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Remember this lmao
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
10 pm bedtime total cultural victory
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff
 Shortly after the law enforcement investigation into Jeffrey Epstein became public in the mid-2000s, Donald Trump called the Palm Beach, Florida, Police Department to express gratitude, according to a newly released document.

“Thank goodness you’re stopping him,” Trump said, according to the document. “Everyone has known he’s been doing this.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
What the hell
Black cat sleeping on the couch but his leg is hanging off it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Are you serious lol
Intuit TurboTax Launches
"Now This Is Taxes"
Campaign
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Can't believe I haven't seen this before. Huge potential here
Zohran sitting on the floor and saying "Oh God I want to die." Source: https://x.com/ZohranKMamdani/status/2006528196544434421
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My gf got me into 90 day fiance like 5 years ago and everyone who came here from another country was like
damn bitch you live like this?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Finally got my settings right
Post interaction settings
Who can reply
(checked) Your followers
(unchecked) People who deliberately misinterpret your post so they can yell at you
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
Mamdani shout out his wife in big speech
When's the last time you made a statement about me
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
the beautiful dodge aries
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
The highest-ranking Democrat in the House went on to explain the concept as, "When you work hard and play by the rules in the United States of America, there should be no ceiling to the success that you can achieve."
The idea posits that everyone should have the government's support to pursue the American Dream without limiting the success available to those already at the top.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Principal Skinner "pathetic" meme but it's FDR
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Lenin and Stalin with podcast mics
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
the hippo with a human ass and legs
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Oh forgive me if I don't clutch my pearls just because the president has made love to a creature of god. Something the democrats know nothing about by the way,
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"Hey guys"
Hippo with a mullet and mustache talking into a podcast mic
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Oh I'll definitely be using this
Bluesky menu for replies with an option that says "Reprimand this clown"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Christopher Moltisanti saying "Irish, what's that, that's a type of Brit, right?"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
here's you
bobby bungus
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It's the weekend
Robot flipping a switch on his body from "mad about politics" to "mad about football"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Lmfao
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
When my giant cat starts yelling at me for food again
Tony Soprano "You had dinner an hour ago. What are you doing to yourself?"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Another day participating in The Economy
Painting of Diogenes and Alexander.
Alexander caption: "Please buy products and services or I will die"
Diogenes caption: "No"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Futurama accidentally predicted the two moods of the modern day poster
Robot with a switch that goes from irreverent to maudlin
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