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[plonking intensifies] If I end up in a Concentration Camp, get Jack Reacher.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when the edible hits in the middle of the digestion, eye, and ear section of CVS
Mitch McConnell looking like the animatronics in an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
back in the day being a Dickhead just meant u were a fan of Charles Dickens novels
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is felony mail theft
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 23/08/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
if i were one of the girls they’re harassing they’d be filming themselves getting nutpunched
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the most Republican story you will read all day. A Republican who represents Trump’s home district was arrested for molesting his OWN GRANDSON and could face the death penalty under a state law he sponsored. There has to be a German word for this.
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Florida Republican could face death penalty under child abuse law he championed
A Florida Republican from Donald Trump's home district could potentially face the death penalty under a law he had championed as a state legislator.Mike Caruso, the Palm Beach County clerk of courts a...
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Modern politics is just watching men who should be dragged through a rock quarry behind a horse go online to say stupid, cruel things about smart women.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Less stupid US Senators actually have multiple paths of recourse when someone lies to them under oath
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Being threatened is so funny. Do it or don’t, dog. I got places to be,
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Rimmy Swimmy: [says something] Likely voters:
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Vivek Ramaswamy is booed offstage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is why rear naked chokeholds exist.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I know Elon has done a lot of truly evil things, but I’ll also never forgive him for stealing Twitter from us.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/02/2026
why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J536...
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I Don't Need Anything! | The Jerk | Comedy Bites Vintage
YouTube video by Comedy Bites Vintage
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Weren’t these bullshit tantrum tariffs ruled unconstitutional like two months ago?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
100% of clown posses are insane
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I dunno what I missed here, but LOL.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
i can’t let myself think about it too often or i’ll spiral but dammit we were so close to never having to give a shit what he said ever again
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
INTERVIEWER: you mentioned that you’re bilingual can you give me an example ME [in spanish]: no
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
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Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
But where does he fall on the scale from Eddie Deezen to Burt Reynolds?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
💚💚💚💚
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Somebody remind this chud that a soldier could be made of 99% testosterone by weight, and it wouldn’t make the Iranian drones blow them up any slower.
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Chumba *these* wumbas, bud.
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Zorgan Taylor @zorantaylor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Obviously fake. Simpsons characters do NOT have five fingers on each hand!
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/07/2026
we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Personally, in my heart of hearts, I’d like to believe that John McCain worked very hard in Hell and got a promotion, and now he’s in charge of getting this sewing job done.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Congratulations to everyone who thought about but ultimately decided not to be that dude’s huckleberry.
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A.L.P. In Geauga @alphawg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I can't wait to get back to a government of Civil *Servants*. We are not subjects.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Also just thinking about different Mitch McConnell’s legacy would be if he’d voted for impeachment and conviction. Had a chance to have a right side of history last roll of the dice and chickened out
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Inside you there are two wolves, because that was a crazy tornado in wolf country.
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A.L.P. In Geauga @alphawg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They're not winning. ❤️ www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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In the United States, solar energy is outpacing coal for the first time ever
It now provides more than twice the share of electricity that it did five years ago.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 30/06/2026
David Roth
@david_j_roth
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Attempting to make a home loan payment on X:
The Everything App and accidentally sending the word "peñus" to the official account of the Milwaukee Brewers.
7:45 AM • 7/24/23 • 394K Views
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
At least they’r forcing National Guard guys to stand around smelling algae fumes and hating life.
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EWoolfolk @wonderful1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Art of the Peel
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
In countries that have successfully reversed democratic backsliding in recent years—from Poland in 2023 to Hungary in 2026—opposition movements made prosecuting those who have broken laws a central campaign issue.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
oh, my god
a close up of a congressional medal of honor for a different ceremony where you can see the method of closure is a couple of simple snaps
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 18/06/2026
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Walter White Yelling in Car (Breaking Bad)
ALT: Walter White Yelling in Car (Breaking Bad)
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
started >>> going
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Banjo Banjo Banjo @inappropriatebanjo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[getting escorted off the NYSE trading floor by security for asking dozens of traders if they want some pump with that dump]
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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