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Darwin Brandis

@darwinbrandis.com
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Film/TV camera operator, nerd, friend to animals and the elderly. I make terrible cars not so terrible. www.DarwinBrandis.com www.imdb.com/name/nm2023243

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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 1h
Every step is a gamble.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 19h
Also, humans.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 29/09/2026
Looking great and totally normal as usual, sir.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 29/09/2026
No, not Mr. Belding.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 29/09/2026
Another masterful messaging gambit, sir.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
I feel like this should be addressed.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
Per my driveway camera, I have taken delivery of one (1) 2007 Audi S8 in fair to good condition.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
“I’m giving you a night-call, to tell you how I feel.” #WCBS #carsky
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Sean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 28/09/2026
Once again thinking about how Elon Musk said everyone in the world can have a penthouse because of AI and robots
An Elon musk tweet. It reads:

Actually, Al/Robotics will mean everyone can have a penthouse if they want. The output of goods & services will be several orders of magnitude higher than today's economy.
Read the lain Banks Culture books for the best imagining of how it will be.
That said, what is the future you want? Amazing abundance seems the best to me.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026
They’re all gonna start doing this. Watch.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 27/09/2026
Put this quote on every billboard. Run it during every MNF commercial break.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love this time of year, just before whatever terrible thing happens next.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 26/09/2026
Yall she got a little burble. #wcbs #carsky
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 25/09/2026
Weird car friends, she is east-bound and down!
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 25/09/2026
Everything at every store is $9 now.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 24/09/2026
Guys quick question what in the actual fuck?
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 24/09/2026
What a (possibly short) time to be alive.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seems like something someone should look into. But what do I know.
St. Clair described text messages Musk sent her before the November 2024 presidential election in which he said he was "feeling more optimistic" about Donald Trump winning because "tomorrow we unleash the anomaly in the matrix." When St. Clair asked for clarity, Musk said he planned on tapping "Lasers' from space," adding that "I have over 10 thousand lasers in space right now!"
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026
I've been off my weird car bullshit doing employment stuff so I can fund my weird car bullshit and episode 2 of the show that funds my madness airs tonight at 10pm on ABC. We've got murders, mean girls, and WWE wrestlers. OH, and there's a weird pink car. A very bad, weird, pink car. #WWE #WCBS
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RJ Decker 2x02 Promo "Manos: Hands of Fate" (HD) Scott Speedman, Jaina Lee Ortiz series
YouTube video by TV Promos
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026
Friends, I have sinned again. #WCBS #CarSky
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Professor Farnsworth I Dont Want To Live
ALT: Professor Farnsworth I Dont Want To Live
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026
SOMEBODY FUCKING DO SOMETHING
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026
There's still time.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026
A couple interesting weird car spots in traffic yesterday. First time I’ve seen a new Z on the road and not on a dealer lot.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026
Welcome to The Resistance™, JD.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026
I have incredible WEIRD CAR NEWS to share but am awaiting confirmation and don't want to jinx it BUT I WANT TO SAY IT SO BAD and its TEARING ME APART!
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Ed (🇧🇪) @ed3500.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I caught a unicorn in the wild today. I had noticed that car already parked there yesterday but not its lack of back doors
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 21/09/2026
Aaaaaaand scene.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 21/09/2026
Area man who made millions from a wildly ficticious story about his family has thoughts about the truth.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 21/09/2026
AND it's a manual. #CarSky #WCBS
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1991 Audi Quattro 4 Door Sedan | eBay
1991 Audi 200 Quattro 20v turbo. (CA Clean Title). I want the next person to have the opportunity to drive the car, so I’m currently getting it fix and ready. Needs TLC, a lot has to be done to make this car a daily driver.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 20/09/2026
So i'm looking at rental cars for an upcoming trip. What in the actual fuck is going on, here?
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 20/09/2026
We had talking frogs, stoners asking what was "up," and horses delivering beer. Things were better then.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 20/09/2026
Guys can we please, PLEASE simply just 25th Amendment this raving lunatic so we can all get some sleep again?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Washington Monument into a top grade Death Star.
Death Star on the Washington mall
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 20/09/2026
Keep calling them out on their bullshit.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pulling a John Hinkley to impress Tilly Norwood
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Iran has placed the IRGC, police and armed forces on the highest level of alert. Looks like something might be kicking off.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 20/09/2026
Up until about 10-15 years ago (when stabilized, remote heads because universally standard) i'd still encounter old Citroen cars that were converted into camera platforms due to their incredibly smooth air suspension system. I remember a push to electrify some of them, but the tech was too new.
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Brendan @brendanmcaleer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Utter perfection.
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Oldsmobile @oldsmobile.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Friendly reminder to make sure your tires are inflated to factory spec. Maximize your MPG potential, people!
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 19/09/2026
It sucks, but a solid reminder NOT to live for your job. Live for your family. Life for yourself. Live for humanity. Never live for your job.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 19/09/2026
After about a half-dozen "auction reschedules," i've given up on Copart Range Rovers and have moved on to something that's possibly much worse.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 19/09/2026
Join the club. We meet on Tuesday nights. There is punch and pie.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 19/09/2026
Pete Hegseth is obsessed with other dude's penises.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
McAfee is like Toby Keith if he punted for the Colts for fifteen minutes
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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