Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026Per my driveway camera, I have taken delivery of one (1) 2007 Audi S8 in fair to good condition. 140
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/09/2026“I’m giving you a night-call, to tell you how I feel.” #WCBS #carsky 040
Reposted by Darwin BrandisSean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 28/09/2026Once again thinking about how Elon Musk said everyone in the world can have a penthouse because of AI and robots 8305
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 27/09/2026Put this quote on every billboard. Run it during every MNF commercial break. 110
Reposted by Darwin BrandisPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love this time of year, just before whatever terrible thing happens next. 24214
Reposted by Darwin Brandisdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world 531780342
Reposted by Darwin BrandisDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Seems like something someone should look into. But what do I know. 88024
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026I've been off my weird car bullshit doing employment stuff so I can fund my weird car bullshit and episode 2 of the show that funds my madness airs tonight at 10pm on ABC. We've got murders, mean girls, and WWE wrestlers. OH, and there's a weird pink car. A very bad, weird, pink car. #WWE #WCBSyoutu.beRJ Decker 2x02 Promo "Manos: Hands of Fate" (HD) Scott Speedman, Jaina Lee Ortiz seriesYouTube video by TV Promos 130
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comProfessor Farnsworth I Dont Want To LiveALT: Professor Farnsworth I Dont Want To Live 010
Reposted by Darwin BrandisThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates 534124419
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026A couple interesting weird car spots in traffic yesterday. First time I’ve seen a new Z on the road and not on a dealer lot. 251
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 22/09/2026I have incredible WEIRD CAR NEWS to share but am awaiting confirmation and don't want to jinx it BUT I WANT TO SAY IT SO BAD and its TEARING ME APART! 260
Reposted by Darwin BrandisEd (🇧🇪) @ed3500.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I caught a unicorn in the wild today. I had noticed that car already parked there yesterday but not its lack of back doors 2334
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 21/09/2026Area man who made millions from a wildly ficticious story about his family has thoughts about the truth. 130
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 21/09/2026AND it's a manual. #CarSky #WCBSebay.io1991 Audi Quattro 4 Door Sedan | eBay1991 Audi 200 Quattro 20v turbo. (CA Clean Title). I want the next person to have the opportunity to drive the car, so I’m currently getting it fix and ready. Needs TLC, a lot has to be done to make this car a daily driver. 183
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 20/09/2026So i'm looking at rental cars for an upcoming trip. What in the actual fuck is going on, here? 230
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 20/09/2026We had talking frogs, stoners asking what was "up," and horses delivering beer. Things were better then. 6625
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 20/09/2026Guys can we please, PLEASE simply just 25th Amendment this raving lunatic so we can all get some sleep again? 130
Reposted by Darwin BrandisSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Washington Monument into a top grade Death Star. 1735371
Reposted by Darwin BrandisKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pulling a John Hinkley to impress Tilly Norwood 1319214
Reposted by Darwin BrandisMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Iran has placed the IRGC, police and armed forces on the highest level of alert. Looks like something might be kicking off. 934976
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 20/09/2026Up until about 10-15 years ago (when stabilized, remote heads because universally standard) i'd still encounter old Citroen cars that were converted into camera platforms due to their incredibly smooth air suspension system. I remember a push to electrify some of them, but the tech was too new. 2449
Reposted by Darwin BrandisOldsmobile @oldsmobile.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Friendly reminder to make sure your tires are inflated to factory spec. Maximize your MPG potential, people! 042
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 19/09/2026It sucks, but a solid reminder NOT to live for your job. Live for your family. Life for yourself. Live for humanity. Never live for your job. 050
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 19/09/2026After about a half-dozen "auction reschedules," i've given up on Copart Range Rovers and have moved on to something that's possibly much worse. 280
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 19/09/2026Join the club. We meet on Tuesday nights. There is punch and pie. 010
Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 19/09/2026Pete Hegseth is obsessed with other dude's penises. 020
Reposted by Darwin BrandisDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026McAfee is like Toby Keith if he punted for the Colts for fifteen minutes 5550545
Reposted by Darwin Brandissweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right 6400155
Reposted by Darwin BrandisClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138723683
Reposted by Darwin BrandisChris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever. 382315427