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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 33m

Adolf Hitler, semi-professional painter and author jailed for failed putsch, dies in Berlin with wife

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 16h

It is funny how grant’s life arc is straight out of a movie. Working a sorta shitty dead end job (tho ok yeah he’d gotten back on his feet a little) and then gets the chance to do the one thing he’s been good at.

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 16h

Fun Fact: she kept it on their fridge for over a decade, deep into the Aughts

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 19h

I am tired of hearing Republicans brutally misrepresented by unflattering & biased slogans like "Mass Deportation Now" & "Lock Her Up". If you actually talk to them you can learn useful new things like "germs aren't real" & "black people would do the same things to us if they could"

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/10/2026

the man in the drunk castle

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is why my org has this (so far) foolproof 2-step method of fraud prevention in hiring: 1) On the station you're sitting in front of, search "where am I," with location-sharing enabled. 2) You then have to physically pick up the webcam and show us the resulting screen Boomer screenshot-style.

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Upon further review, I really don't like how much I now find myself resembling Tom, both professionally . . . and aesthetically.

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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“scan the QR code to get Outlook on your phone” thanks I’d rather die

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just checking the till here Pete, and i think you're missing a rather important one

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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 29/09/2026

My latest: Why are hitman movies such a perennial genre? I make the case that they're workplace competency porn. medium.com/the-berger-d... #booksky #movies #thepopeshitman #thrillers

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The Hitman Genre as Workplace Competency Porn

It’s nice that they’re good at their jobs.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 29/09/2026

if trump had performed minimally competent during the Pandemic, he would have beaten Biden.

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

what did y'all think keystone state meant? vibes? papers? essays?

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 28/09/2026

AA Gate agent: Do you have the American Airlines app? Me: No, I'm fine actually, I'll just walk.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Counterpart is basically a LeCarre novel, except instead of international spycraft it’s… something else. The credit sequence gives a good idea of the vibe.

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STARZ Counterpart Main Title

YouTube video by Imaginary Forces

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Could we finish bumblefucking our way through the war in Iran before we start one with Cuba? Thanks

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"And it's hosted by Steve, who frequently disrupts the flow of the episode to ask questions of his viewers about what Blue is doing and wait for their response. We all know that TV broadcasts don't work like that, why is he so stupid he doesn't?"

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Another issue is when schools respond to this by "tracking" children into specific cohorts (good-bad, smart-stupid, behaved-misbehaved, w/e), the kids who are tracked negatively, despite what we may gripe about, aren't stupid. They notice they're being actively written off and respond accordingly.

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🎶Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord🎶

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I had kinda forgotten the part in early Midsomer Murders where a right-wing posse tries to pull a "don't quote laws to men with swords," only to have Barnaby still bluff his way through to standing them down.

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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Split diopters in THE SHADOW (Mulcahy, 1994) [1/2]

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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's honestly incredibly funny how a 3 page long word document that outlines the rules for a HOI4 RP session is better at conveying Hirohito's culpability than multi-hundred page long scholarly monographs about Hirohito's life

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I need every GOP pol in the country treated with this much disdain, I know Marx's buffoonery makes it easier, but still, this is the tone every journalist in the country should be shooting for

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My Emmy hot take is once an actor wins for a role, they shouldn't be able to win again for that role. We already know they're good as that character, now give someone else a turn.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Feel like they’re in a panic after the Odyssey and will say this about literally every big entertainment release until something bombs and they can go see see see

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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[P] My man looks like his favorite move is to leave one of those "looks like a $20 tip but when you open it it's just a Bible quote"

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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Kahless! What is best in life?"

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Say what you will about the propriety of Marc Rich's pardon, Dems didn't invite him to the next DNC.

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philpax @philpax.me · 09/09/2026

seeing what people are doing with the fruit fly is making me think qntm might have been underselling MMAcevedo's fate in Lena

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We need at some point to talk about American Evangelicalism as a heretical movement. We should not indulge the delusion of a bunch or nuts who cherry-pick the Bible to rationalize otherwise indefensible 21st century bigotries that they are representatives of a global faith.

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Doctor Charlton Cussans PhD @charltoncussans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Looks like the Germans are up to shenanigans again.

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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 04/09/2026

Well I heard there was a secret ooze That Splinter found and gave to youths But you don’t really care for ninjas Do you?

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rimidar @rimidar.au · 03/09/2026

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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They don't want to have competing merch or have to re-do any of the sets at the theme parks. The only thing they really want to replace is Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe for the sin of disagreeing with JKR's prejudice.

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were trying to run a centrist candidate, right? Walked right into that polling miss same as us and that DSA candidate over there."

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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 01/09/2026

don’t forget to apply interest and/or inflation, since we tendered them a loan secured by the video game

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Between this practice becoming normalized and the whole 'you won't own the games we'll only sell to you digitally,' I think I'm just holding off on new games for the foreseeable future, even this one, which I intended to buy. My backlog can sustain me for a while, I think this is my off-ramp.

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

When Julius Caesar invaded Germania without authorization from the Senate, Cato the Younger proposed having him turned over to the German chieftains in chains as recompense for the violation of law and custom. Apropos of nothing in particular.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This is why the best X-men movie is Logan imo, because it doesn’t pretend that like professor X isn’t crazy fucking dangerous, or that any fear of him is unfounded bigotry, it’s more about them as people trying to live decently within those conditions and people’s fear of them

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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Right?!?!

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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024

GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.

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Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Completely reworking my personality to become a RETVRN guy for corner scorebugs and returning the score ticker to exclusively on the :28 & :58

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