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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial)

@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
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Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets. Also Quite Bad At Chess.

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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 4h
So we’re starting a rewatch* of #DesperateHousewives. *Rewatch for her. I’ve never seen it. And Gabrielle’s gardener is STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL??? WHAT??? How did this show even get to air?
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 12h
“Looking into it”
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 12h
SCREAMING
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Singing an apology out of key: Atone-ment.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Elmer Fudd sings The Doors.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The SNL “sweataweatha” skit, but they’re singing a sweater-themed parody of Rihanna’s “Umbrella”
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not forget that Linda McMahon covered up the systematic abuse of young boys by two of her employees and personally hired them back after they were fired, after which they continued their systematic abuse.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taxes aren’t high enough.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I found a Rarity-81 word worth 92 pts in OUTLIER. No one else in Outlier has ever found it. EAGLE EYES · 852 points · 10 rare words. 5 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/RKLLJU
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OUTLIER · Day 131
g_sharp_major scored 852 on Day 131. Can you beat them?
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to the grocery store recently. Walked past a display of cereal boxes and did a double take, because it looked like there was Kalshi-branded cereal. I thought “WTF? Do they take odds on if there’s actually cereal in the box?” Upon further review, it was a display of Kashi cereal. Kashi.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The whole “People who claim they’ve never heard of this Number One song live in sheltered bubbles” kerfluffle is a PR op by Ella Langley’s marketing team.
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Jeremiah Lewis @minorfracas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's light and dark in you. Tease them both out, but by bit, on the page, until what's there is human and relatable. Because everyone has that same light and dark in them. #5AMWritersClub #scriptsky
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“Sullys stick together”
Image of the Sully family from the “Avatar” franchise, with Sully from the “Monster’s Inc” franchise standing behind them.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does Kool-Aid count as a tea?
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s true and he should say it.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BRB, starting an Italian restaurant in an abandoned church. “Gnocchi on Heaven’s Door”
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Master of Puppets”, “Damage, Inc.”, and “Battery” are better songs than anything on “Ride the Lighting”, but “Lightning” is a better overall album than “Puppets”. Also, “One” is an overrated track.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Gabba Gabba Hey”
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Demand me nothing: what you know, you know: From this time forth I never will speak a f•cking word.”
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hypothetically, what is the protocol for non-Catholics visiting a Catholic Mass? Tagging @cpgrouchy.bsky.social, @quincunctial.bsky.social
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just finished #WidowsBay. WTF did I just watch? #TV2026 #AppleTV+
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What 40K faction would each M*A*S*H character play? I have the various TV characters in mind, but if you wanna use the film versions, that’s acceptable.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think my left ear might be higher than my right ear.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait, what are they getting? Like, what do they gain from this so-called “fraud”?
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glengettie Glen Ross (always tea cosying)
me holding a box of 80 glengettie teabags. it has a nice pic of the welsh valleys on it.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
The Cardassian Union space stations Empok Nor and Terok Nor (later renamed Deep Space Nine by the United Federation of Planets) had a secret spherical shell configuration nicknamed “turtle mode” that was never portrayed in popular media.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I chuckle as I see the previous interviewee leave the room with an iced coffee. I walk in next and begin to unseal a brand new deck of cards. “Good afternoon Ms. X, I would like you to know that if I am selected for this position, you will gain not just me, but my fifty-two assistants.”
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No matter how many times people get things like this disastrously wrong, they just keep doing the same thing. Some will just quietly move on to the next target, others will keep inventing new reasons they were actually right, but the rage cycle will roll on. Grim.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, like how do we sideline 14-16 GOP Senators se we have 2/3 of a quorum for the impeachment conviction vote?
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verhoeven hiring amputee stunt performers while filming STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997). They’d have special break-away prosthetics loaded with squibs for the battlefield scenes when bugs would sever limbs.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 25/09/2026
the thing about bringing iced coffee to a job interview is shut the fuck up with this nonsense discourse
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it’s good to keep the people we love who are gone in our memories. Maybe take a little time today to tell us about someone you loved who’s no longer here.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Tired: To, Too, Two Wired: There, Their, They’re Inspired: Peek, Peak, Pique
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Regular popcorn with butter and salt is good. Caramel corn is good. Kettle corn splits the difference and is not good.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026
Have you heard the good news about tacos Árabes, a historical fusion of Mexican and Middle Eastern cuisine? (now i want some and far as I know no one sells them in the Boston area).
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What are Tacos Árabes (and How to Make Them)
The Arab taco combines spiced grilled pork and pita-like tortilla, influenced by Arab immigrants in Puebla, Mexico. Originating from shawarma traditions, these tacos are easy to make at home. The p…
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh. Oh wow. I missed it on the first glance.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Missed opportunity to reply with: “Why? You guanaco somewhere?”
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But Why Tho? @butwhytho.net · 25/09/2026
REVIEW: ‘Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve’ Leaves You On Cloud Nine.
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REVIEW: ‘Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve’ Leaves You On Cloud Nine.
Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve hits a few bumps between missions, but the act of flying itself has never felt better. The post REVIEW: ‘Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve’ Leaves You On Cloud Nine. appeared first on But Why Tho?.
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Artificial Taco 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Made it to Friday!
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[walks into White House post renovation] This is the biggest Cheesecake Factory I’ve ever been to.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Awkward-looking photograph of our Big Wet President. 

His eyes are squinting like he’s mocking Xi Jinping’s face.  Awkward-looking zoomed-in photograph of our Big Wet President’s chin. 

It does not look like healthy skin. Awkward-looking zoomed-in photograph of our Big Wet President’s chin, but rotated about 45° counter-clockwise. 

It still does not look like healthy skin, but a shape emerges from the mess…?Awkward-looking zoomed-in photograph of our Big Wet President’s chin, still rotated about 45° counter-clockwise. 

The bumps and folds and shadows of his chin looked like the Renaissance Guy Squinting Meme (which has been superimposed on the Presidential Mandible.
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you can go see opera, then you should go see opera! It’s awesome! If you can’t go to NYC, see if your local metro area has an opera group! Also, check for any kind of discount tickets: Seniors/AARP, veterans, college students, even middle/high school students*!
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Impossi Bear Gas Powered Stick
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SCREAMING
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I BEG YOUR FINEST F•CKING PARDON???
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol Jesus Christ
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, the singer from Five Finger Death Punch is always whining about something, isn’t he?
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Moist Owlet [24.15 Barleycorns] (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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