Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 16hIt's a really fun game, because you can start with some level of intentionality. BLANK sounds like a good premise, Let me build my preferred movie for this actor/director/genre. But if you don't get good rolls, you can be stuck with hard choices. Or just let the dice decide and see what results. 010
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 16hI know it didn't score well, but I can see the appeal. 000
Reposted by Impending MisfortunePublic Universal Fiend @publicuniversal.bsky.social · 22hI like AOC as prez but I really want to see Ossoff ask Vance point blank what’s on his hard drive 857353
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21hRepublican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman 112546326
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Babe, wake up! They just dropped new prison hulks. 000
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah man, I'm drinking less soda since *somebody* decided $0.50/can was the going rate. 010
Reposted by Impending Misfortuneplease be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Adolf Hitler, semi-professional painter and author jailed for failed putsch, dies in Berlin with wife 38522
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is funny how grant’s life arc is straight out of a movie. Working a sorta shitty dead end job (tho ok yeah he’d gotten back on his feet a little) and then gets the chance to do the one thing he’s been good at. 563912
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fun Fact: she kept it on their fridge for over a decade, deep into the Aughts 000
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My father met my step-mother on ICQ, before she would meet him IRL for the first time, he had to send her a notarized copy of his driver's license, which she then forwarded to her mother "just in case." 051
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneChatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am tired of hearing Republicans brutally misrepresented by unflattering & biased slogans like "Mass Deportation Now" & "Lock Her Up". If you actually talk to them you can learn useful new things like "germs aren't real" & "black people would do the same things to us if they could" 827653
Reposted by Impending Misfortuneandy™ @andylevy.net · 04/10/2026the man in the drunk castle 121310173
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Removing character limits really has turned that place into Chud Tumblr 060
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The times I've tried converting to mouse/keyboard from controller, I've bounced off it because, for me, it was hard to replicate being able to use the R Stick to just rotate consistently in a direction. But if I could do that thru pedals, I think m/k would otherwise have worked for me. 030
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is why my org has this (so far) foolproof 2-step method of fraud prevention in hiring: 1) On the station you're sitting in front of, search "where am I," with location-sharing enabled. 2) You then have to physically pick up the webcam and show us the resulting screen Boomer screenshot-style. 010
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Upon further review, I really don't like how much I now find myself resembling Tom, both professionally . . . and aesthetically. 010
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Don't you care about driving the results! What the hell is wrong with you people." 110
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I may have terminal corporate middle-manager brain, but the actual, *competent* thing you do here is tie it to incentives that cost nothing. - You can sit whenever there's no line. - If there've been no complaints about you that week, you can spend you whole "Friday" seated. Seems obvious to me 🤷♂️ 210
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneDirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer 121627334
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“scan the QR code to get Outlook on your phone” thanks I’d rather die 21156
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft  191744240
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026just checking the till here Pete, and i think you're missing a rather important one 1332638
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneJ.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 29/09/2026My latest: Why are hitman movies such a perennial genre? I make the case that they're workplace competency porn. medium.com/the-berger-d... #booksky #movies #thepopeshitman #thrillersmedium.comThe Hitman Genre as Workplace Competency PornIt’s nice that they’re good at their jobs. 2630652
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneDamion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 29/09/2026if trump had performed minimally competent during the Pandemic, he would have beaten Biden. 1101
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We must consult the most ancient of texts on Musk promises: 020
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 28/09/2026what did y'all think keystone state meant? vibes? papers? essays? 000
Reposted by Impending Misfortune🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 28/09/2026AA Gate agent: Do you have the American Airlines app? Me: No, I'm fine actually, I'll just walk. 3484
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Counterpart is basically a LeCarre novel, except instead of international spycraft it’s… something else. The credit sequence gives a good idea of the vibe.youtu.beSTARZ Counterpart Main TitleYouTube video by Imaginary Forces 10262
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They wrote him scenes raging about having sold his son's birthright for a few month's rent, wanting to build empires or upset that the money laundering solution makes him look like a charity case. And still people will talk about how the show is all the American Healthcare system failing someone. 020
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Could we finish bumblefucking our way through the war in Iran before we start one with Cuba? Thanks 59871021997
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"And it's hosted by Steve, who frequently disrupts the flow of the episode to ask questions of his viewers about what Blue is doing and wait for their response. We all know that TV broadcasts don't work like that, why is he so stupid he doesn't?" 010
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's EaW with just the most absolutely cursed portrait set possible. 010
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Another issue is when schools respond to this by "tracking" children into specific cohorts (good-bad, smart-stupid, behaved-misbehaved, w/e), the kids who are tracked negatively, despite what we may gripe about, aren't stupid. They notice they're being actively written off and respond accordingly. 000
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🎶Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord🎶 000
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 22/09/20262) Like Doordash taught corps the wrong lessons about how much we'll all pay for fast food, ESPN looked at the success of dudebro podcasters and politics streamers and concluded there's a core of viewers who just want 'Correct Opinions' told to them loudly/confidently so they don't have to Think. 010
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 22/09/20261) YouTube (et al) have killed the viewership for Sports clips same way Craigslist killed classifieds. Anyone with a game captured digitally now can assemble and distribute them with basic software suites to larger audiences, always accessible on that platform. 110
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bear with me, this triggered a bit of a Eureka for me, and I want to get it down, but might be disorganized. I think there's 2 major causes caused by disruptors based on observations to other industries likely made by ESPN to kill the classic SportsCenter marathon and most analysis on the channel. 110
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Problem Gamblers and Chuds who don't actually like sports. Recognizing that the Venn Diagram Circles are gonna overlap a fair bit on that one. 120
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I had kinda forgotten the part in early Midsomer Murders where a right-wing posse tries to pull a "don't quote laws to men with swords," only to have Barnaby still bluff his way through to standing them down. 020
Reposted by Impending Misfortunechristian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Split diopters in THE SHADOW (Mulcahy, 1994) [1/2] 3419
Impending Misfortune @imp-misfortune.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I believe it was by RegimeCPA, but he is presently deactivated, as he is wont to do. 022
Reposted by Impending MisfortuneSam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's honestly incredibly funny how a 3 page long word document that outlines the rules for a HOI4 RP session is better at conveying Hirohito's culpability than multi-hundred page long scholarly monographs about Hirohito's life 455788
