Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107312533
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Melissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am tired of having to pretend that the value of studying my discipline solely rests on the "marketable skills" we teach. Sometimes things are just worth knowing and doing because they make your life bigger and richer. 131250269
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 37219
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026not that i'm objecting but i do have to recognize that if there's anything the legal profession does well, it's regulate to protect the need for trained lawyers 5568
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Graphic design is my passion. Buy my wares. 131081309
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 14/09/2026I like these. I especially like seeing Rome burn, I mean melt. And imagine the joy of seeing a Data Center be destroyed by heat... I should buy that one for my old pal Sarah Connor. The descriptions on the website are hilarious. jdandkateindustries.com 1221251
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Emily @skipper1833.bsky.social · 15/09/2026DnD = diagnosed neurodivergent dork 0132
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Grandma definitely murdered a man. Possibly my ex fiance? I seem to be an accomplice. 020
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant. 1050179043824
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026can we PLEASE bring back the word "poser" and stop using "larp" or "cosplay" - being a "poser" or "faking" being into something is lazy and disingenuous whereas cosplayers and actual larpers are passionate about their hobbies and out a lot of time and effort into them 531191488
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Watching Final Destination like “that’s an ominous lawnmower” 120
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026DragonCon 2026 was not without its casualties. 51,000+ steps over four days means I wore through TWO pairs of socks. 040
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182594358
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/08/2026im the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and i fell for a guy on you tube saying that polio is good for you. you have to be nice to me and treat my views as if theyre normal things an adult with a functioning brain might blelieve 71172135
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Last time I moved I labeled two boxes “IDC” and that mood persists (Also between Jul ‘25-Feb ’26 we moved three times) 040
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Kate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I had dinner with a trial judge and he was thinking that we would need to start providing court appointed attorneys for civil plaintiffs because folks are walking into court pro se, counseled only by artificial intelligence and yes it’s the nightmare you imagine 09511
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ngl this is why my favorite genre of lawyer is those that graduated 0-3 years ago 011
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians. 204188123823
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Love Actually makes me so angry that I get heart palpitations 140
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Worst part of living in Michigan isn’t the winter, or the fact that they call diners “Coney Islands”. It’s that the “porque no los dos” commercial didn’t travel this far north so NO ONE RECOGNIZES MY REFERENCES.static.klipy.comPorque No Los Dos - Meme de la NiñaALT: Porque No Los Dos - Meme de la Niña 150
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 12/08/2026Legendary Star Trek designer Matt Jefferies (1921-2003) was born 105 years ago today. Usual reminder that these Tubes↘️ are named "Jefferies" in tribute to Matt 🥰 344977
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I didn’t paint and attach thousands of individual popcorns to model trees just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable” 4792682896
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it. 6062981901
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Twenty years ago TODAY was essentially the beginning of my life. I had been homeschooled and seriously physically ill until my junior year of high school, when I was both emotionally and physically stable enough to handle public school. Which I entered for the very first time in my life on 8/6/06 160
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks! 98145443383
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Wyeth Leslie @wyethwashere.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It’s still summer. People should be day drinking and watching Deep Rising. 29721
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder. 3540121130
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/07/2026TIME THIEF FOR LIFE - dashare.zone ADMIN 0575152
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit 9399262802
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I Am Once Again Asking To Be This Man’s Plucky Sidekick 120
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21279502155
Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Me- Korean is so funky! You end sentences with certain words to be polite! How interesting and different! Also me- has ended every text I’ve sent since 2008 with “lol” 050
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The fact that they used a replica of a historical Viking longship for the Odyssey movie is kind of wild, but also c'mon Universal! You have the money! 34012
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026ghost of christmas past crying and throwing up 1324
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/07/2026wait. 18975146
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845465114062
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Hayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Feels pretty on the nose for how unhealthy America is that right now it’s arguably safer to eat an Arby’s sandwich than a salad 1286
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Melanie Lynskey @melanielynskey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I won an award at Sundance years ago and Sam Neill, whom I did not know, tweeted to me “we’re all so proud of you, sweetheart”. I can’t even express what that meant to me. That our most beloved national treasure, a man I worshipped, would take the time to write to me! 6711614798
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 13/07/2026Happy birthday to two legendary actors, two distinguished captains. Harrison Ford is now 84, Sir Patrick Stewart 86. 441894
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis 14698161437
Reposted by Ilyasaurus 🐝𝚂𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 🎃🧛 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it. 86173564485