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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

When you feel down about yourself, just remember Menace. He isn’t smart OR nice, he annoys everyone who comes in contact with him, his only real purpose is decorative, and he’s still my favorite lil spitenugget.

A small tuxedo cat who’s actual government name is The Tiny Menace

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Please direct any questions, comments, or concerns to the Assistants to the Assistant, Tom Honks and Monsieur Lunette.

A magnetic goose figurine holding a pen and a small trinket bowl in the shape of a head wearing glasses

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Happy Administrative Professionals Week!

A large floral arrangement on a desk. Windows in the background overlook a downtown area with skyscrapers

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I set my new work computer background to the below and I’m suddenly very popular with IT.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I mean I take normal pictures sometimes too

Costumes worn (L to R) by Whitney Houston, Martha Reeves, Diana Ross, James Brown, and Ray Charles

Solid mahogany clock with a rotating globe and moon calendar that took 8 years to carve

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

“Hey Ilya it’s your birthday what are you up to” Dragging my long-suffering husband to a museum to take photos only comprehensible to me

Detroit’s ethnic neighborhoods as of 1930 (taken for mapping where the best restaurants are likely to be today)

How much candy cost in the 1880s (because who doesn’t love inflation calculators?)

A sampling of fabric available in a Victorian-era Five-and-Dime (I need to know what clothes I could have worn in every era okay???)

Honestly I’m just hoping they’re still in business but I’m afraid to look it up

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Hi, I’m stage III cancer and, separately, bone death sepsis.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet

Two black cats and a brindle pittie mix lounge on pillows in a straight line in front of a lit fire place.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

The fear in his eyes is the closest I’ve ever come to liking JP

Jake cowers in fear, helplessly watching a fist growing closer and closer to his stupid face

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS SPECIAL NEEDS.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I’m going to write a children’s book and Joel will illustrate it and it will be called “But What About KIBETH?????” And it will be about how your parents/teachers/friends/etc still love you EVEN IF they are currently showing affection to someone/thing else. No this will not be based on true events.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

She was in an actual comic book as a character I have known her since elementary school HOW CAN I JUST CALL HER LIDYA????

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Also it’s officially been OVER A DECADE (11 years) since I started dating this dude, which is close to a full third of my life.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Okay but now imagine him as a frontier-style coonskin hat.

A VERITABLE TERROR who has a promising future in FASHION

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

So how’s marriage going for y’all?

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

“Hey Ilya why’d you move to Michigan?”

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

AHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT I HAVE EVER RECEIVED.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Kibeth tried to make a friend this morning. She was unsuccessful.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I have made a huge mistake. I offered Menace a tiny bit of cream cheese off my bagel. Now I am embroiled in gang violence.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I’ve finally found it. The Stupidest Manhua Possible. I have searched for this holy grail for YEARS, and now I have it. It’s gonna be. So asinine. I’m so excited.

A beautiful and successful news anchor, Yeojin's life looks perfect from the outside. But in reality, she's trapped in an unhappy marriage. Not only did her husband have an affair with her close coworker, but he also murdered her parents and stole their company. Yeojin thought her life was over, but when she opened her eyes, she found herself back on her wedding day. Watching her husband and his mistress flirt, Yeojin swears to get her revenge. She will do whatever it takes, even if she must marry her husband's older brother.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

When people ask what kind of music I like I usually just chuckle nervously and say “oh, it’s eclectic…………”

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I know I’m a Real Adult now because my mom FINALLY let me take home my great-grandmother’s earrings that have I have lusted after for decades. (I had to give them back six years ago after I wore them for my wedding, so this is indeed a Big Deal)

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Some people like to say there is no such thing as a perfect movie. They are wrong.

Viggo Mortenson as Aragorn son of Arathorn in Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... So I’m completely fucking unhinged, gotcha.