iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Melissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am tired of having to pretend that the value of studying my discipline solely rests on the "marketable skills" we teach. Sometimes things are just worth knowing and doing because they make your life bigger and richer.

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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

not that i'm objecting but i do have to recognize that if there's anything the legal profession does well, it's regulate to protect the need for trained lawyers

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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Graphic design is my passion. Buy my wares.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Excellent thank you I’ll take all of them

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 14/09/2026

I like these. I especially like seeing Rome burn, I mean melt. And imagine the joy of seeing a Data Center be destroyed by heat... I should buy that one for my old pal Sarah Connor. The descriptions on the website are hilarious. jdandkateindustries.com

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Y’know that’s fair. I am a famous escalator. Anything can become life-changing violence if you put your mind to it.

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Emily @skipper1833.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

DnD = diagnosed neurodivergent dork

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Grandma definitely murdered a man. Possibly my ex fiance? I seem to be an accomplice.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.

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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

can we PLEASE bring back the word "poser" and stop using "larp" or "cosplay" - being a "poser" or "faking" being into something is lazy and disingenuous whereas cosplayers and actual larpers are passionate about their hobbies and out a lot of time and effort into them

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It was indeed an ominous lawnmower

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watching Final Destination like “that’s an ominous lawnmower”

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

DragonCon 2026 was not without its casualties. 51,000+ steps over four days means I wore through TWO pairs of socks.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/08/2026

im the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and i fell for a guy on you tube saying that polio is good for you. you have to be nice to me and treat my views as if theyre normal things an adult with a functioning brain might blelieve

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Last time I moved I labeled two boxes “IDC” and that mood persists (Also between Jul ‘25-Feb ’26 we moved three times)

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Kate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I had dinner with a trial judge and he was thinking that we would need to start providing court appointed attorneys for civil plaintiffs because folks are walking into court pro se, counseled only by artificial intelligence and yes it’s the nightmare you imagine

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Ngl this is why my favorite genre of lawyer is those that graduated 0-3 years ago

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’ll allow his incredibly awkward “seems to be that the person I’m closest with is you” speech is a pretty good summation of why I love him

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The ONLY worthwhile moment of the entire movie is when Emma Thompson opens the CD. That is some top-tier performance. Every other moment is like sticking pins under my fingernails.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Love Actually makes me so angry that I get heart palpitations

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I love you and my work schedule isn’t too cluttered on Friday if you want to decompress at me

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Worst part of living in Michigan isn’t the winter, or the fact that they call diners “Coney Islands”. It’s that the “porque no los dos” commercial didn’t travel this far north so NO ONE RECOGNIZES MY REFERENCES.

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Porque No Los Dos - Meme de la Niña

ALT: Porque No Los Dos - Meme de la Niña

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

When I was a teenager, the “teen club” was the Denny’s parking lot after 10pm

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 12/08/2026

Legendary Star Trek designer Matt Jefferies (1921-2003) was born 105 years ago today. Usual reminder that these Tubes↘️ are named "Jefferies" in tribute to Matt 🥰

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Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I didn’t paint and attach thousands of individual popcorns to model trees just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Excuse you it clearly says “joch”

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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026

I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Which is also why it took so long to GET diagnosed. It’s pretty easy to write off social gaffs as “until I was 16 my only friend was my dog” and “they don’t teach social cues in pediatric cancer wards”.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If you knew me between 16-22 I’m really terribly sorry. I wasn’t diagnosed yet and had only just been released into society.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Twenty years ago TODAY was essentially the beginning of my life. I had been homeschooled and seriously physically ill until my junior year of high school, when I was both emotionally and physically stable enough to handle public school. Which I entered for the very first time in my life on 8/6/06

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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026

public libraries ftw

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

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Wyeth Leslie @wyethwashere.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It’s still summer. People should be day drinking and watching Deep Rising.

From Deep Rising (1998): Kevin J. O’Connor, Treat Williams, and Famke Janssen anticipate hostile reception as elevator doors are about to open.

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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This reminds me of the worst Franglish sentence I could manage to cook up in order to embarrass my French best friend- “Que-es ce que y’all doing aujourd-hui?” (Said in the thickest southern accent possible)

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I could set them on fire for you

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Honestly you could sign them up with any mainstream cult (Moonies, CrossFit) and they’ll be occupied for *months*.

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Ilyasaurus 🐝 @ilyasaurus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This wouldn’t *ruin* their life so much as mildly inconvenience them, but I have, in the past, signed folks up to get evangelized by Mormons and/or Scientologists.

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