Reposted by TeejusWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 10283511306
Reposted by Teejusleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5363341411
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I played a lot when I was a kid, figured I was OK. Nowadays I play sometimes with my daughter, trying to teach her to think ahead, etc. Feeling like some sort of grandmaster of the household. Then I go on a video game and get absolutely wrecked by the AI on "super dipshit" difficulty. 030
Reposted by Teejusleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026kgb agent already planting a bug inside a pair of rick and morty air jordans 228410
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I haven't lived there in 25 years and this somehow made me homesick 020
Reposted by Teejusbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the alt gov accounts should have all been banned immediately instead of making our most vulnerable morons that much dumber 443134
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Got my ballot yesterday. Walking that shit to the dropbox tomorrow. I know it's early enough that I probably don't need to worry about the mail ... but I want to hear that thing hit the bottom of a locked container. 020
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sounds like the series is everything I assumed it would be. Thanks for watching it for me! Great piece. 000
Reposted by TeejusGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 811206724619
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Russ Hanneman-ass losers whose kids are going to despise them 010
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thank you, Padres, for giving me something to root for whenever the Mariners shit the bed. Fun season. 000
Reposted by TeejusSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini. 83172741374
Reposted by TeejusButlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf 10165132544
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm usually too much of a baby to watch horror stuff, but after a recent binge of Poe short stories, I decided to check out The Fall of the House of Usher and had an absolute blast with that. 020
Reposted by TeejusJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't think the Failson Ellison is going to do uncut culture war bait, I think it's going to be more like putting Sydney Sweeney in a Jem and the Holograms movie to have "the next Barbie (2023)" and then raising his non eyebrows in surprise when that makes 34 dollars. 822931
Reposted by TeejusAdam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The only obituary for Cristiano Ronaldo's career should be this 719959
Reposted by TeejusThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-th… 572051
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Chiefs seem to go out of their way to collect guys like this 010
Reposted by TeejusDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII 231912380
Reposted by TeejusJohn Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Look, this is bad. Yes. But the Trump admin sent six (6) people to Maricopa and Pima. Where, by my count, there are 404 polling places, spread across 18,000 square miles (each county is ~9k sq mi). What they want is the FEAR to discourage the voting they can't actually prevent. 221264413
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In other words, it feels a bit dishonest to hammer him for this, but we're long past the point of playing fair. Put the clip in every TV and radio ad. Make sure to include the crowd cheering. Let 'er rip. 000
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trump was pretty clearly trying to say, "Let them take out L.A. or San Diego and we'll see how much you give a shit about higher gas prices." He's just very bad at talking, and he's always saying shitty things, so he's earned nothing even close to the benefit of the doubt. 100
Reposted by TeejusMegan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh hey, free shipping on the newly available paperback preorder of BAD COMPANY, out Feb. 9! We just finalized the cover today and it looks GREAT, can't wait to share! bookshop.org/a/109816/978...bookshop.orgBad Company: Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream*VANITY FAIR'S BEST BOOKS OF 2025*ONE OF NEW REPUBLIC'S BOOKS OF THE YEAR*KIRKUS' BEST NONFICTION BOOKS OF THE YEAR 2025*ONE OF AV CLUB'S BEST BOOKS OF 2025*"[An] indictment of an industry that has ca... 2408
Reposted by TeejusAnthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site 105076702
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Everyone involved should get a life sentence for even talking about Donald Trump at a park. That is a sacred place where people can go in hopes of not having to talk or think about Donald Trump for a few minutes. 000
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This guy got to spend 18 days in heaven and then had to come back here. That's rough. Eighteen days is a long time. You've met a neighbor or two, found a local hangout where you're becoming a regular, etc. 000
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's very funny how good these guys are at persuading investors to give them so much money and yet they are incapable of saying a single thing that doesn't make them look like pyschopaths to any normal person. 040
Reposted by Teejusceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108512345
Reposted by TeejusDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is really sad, obviously, but also extremely well done. Unreal how much stupid, useless suffering this regime has created. 1152559
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes. It's forced on us like fucking war bonds. "You don't want CHINA to have the best deepfake revenge porn, do you?" 010
Reposted by TeejusPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 299125382471
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is gonna be great for my grandma, who needs a surgery that costs nearly $100 000
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's a hundred degrees outside, so I guess I have to watch some AL Central baseball. Gross. 000
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I were trying to craft an ideal midderm message to financially struggling voters, it would probably be something like: "Guys, I'm TRYING to make it easier for you to play 18 and still make it to the clubhouse in time for sunset cocktails, but the Washington establishment is standing in my way." 000
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thank you for being as mad about this all the time as I am. I feel like I'm going crazy. 000
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm so happy that Heidecker and the Onion/InfoWars team are hiring some of the funniest dudes from Back When Social Media Was Actually Fun and letting them run wild. 020
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Right. Dishwashers are essentially just a place to store dishes. I'm glad I have one, but I don't think it's actually saved me any time in my life. Anything that's truly dirty needs to be handwashed anyway. 000
Reposted by TeejusShady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 02/10/2026Yeah man meet this fucking guy. Meet this fucking guy who got exposed in 2016 as having given $10k to an explicitly neonazi PAC. I have gone to hell while I am still alive because I am cursed with recall of things that happened more than five minutes ago. 939068
Reposted by TeejusJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic. 352363391
Reposted by TeejusUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 902310389
Reposted by TeejusLadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1224564617
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They weren't even good enough to get smoked by the Chicago White Sox lmao 100
Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching both the Astros players and their fans wallow in misery is of course awesome, but mostly I'm just happy that the Mariners are watching this and have to swallow the fact that they are even more embarrassing than this. 100
