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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 5h
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 6h
This is the playoff showcase that the AL West deserved.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 9h
idk what emotion exactly this made me feel but i know it was intense and i know ive never felt it before
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 10h
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 14h
Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero though
The quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11h
Incredibly good stuff here: defector.com/resident-evi...
defector.com
Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My favorite paragraph of the day
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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feeb @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, but this is really funny
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just saw a trailer for that new documentary where it appears that Jay-Z just sits at a table and thinks about how good his music is. Thrilling stuff.
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dan Wilson is not the reason the M's sucked this year, but he is a bad tactical manager, perhaps due to never having been a manager at any point in his career before this. He never would have been considered by any other franchise.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 25/09/2026
One unmistakable positive impact millennials have had on the world was creating the consumer demand that led to our modern day Xanadu of low- and no-calorie beverage options. Pure utilitarians might argue the introduction of stevia to the American market has has done more for the world than CRISPR
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Euthyphro @euthyphro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every age is too young for the death penalty.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Playing with the NYT's TV rankings thing ... I didn't put a ton of thought into it, but this feels about right to me:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
deadline.com
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lol Chargers
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I cannot fucking escape the NFC East
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Defector @defector.com · 19/09/2026
The problem with sports gambling is not that it gives antisocial losers an excuse to harass athletes, but that it constantly creates new antisocial losers. defector.com/theres-alway...
defector.com
There's Always More Angry Problem Gamblers Where Those Came From | Defector
This week, five sports leagues (MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, and MLS) and their associated players’ unions sent letters to gambling regulators in 35 states requesting that something be done to curtail the…
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is so fucking funny. Feels like a shitpost from 2011 Twitter.
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Putting aside the many social issues at hand here, I think it's important to simply stress to people using these apps that you are never, ever going to come out ahead.
nytimes.com
At DraftKings, AI Targets the Gamblers Likeliest to Lose
Data science helps determine who receives betting incentives, but the company has resisted using similar technology to protect gamblers at risk of addiction.
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm just overwhelmingly disheartened by the credulity on constant display by so many people, whether it's the internet dipshits from whom I expect little or the journalists from whom I expect a lot more.
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🚨NEWS: So this is totally crazy. A Republican candidate in Texas is sending texts that say "Attachment: $5,000 Check … Pres. Trump just authorized it," and a link to the "portal" to get the money goes to a fundraising page for him to pay off a personal loan he made to the campaign!
prospect.org
Republican Nominee in Texas Using Trump’s $5,000 Promise to Deceive Voters - The American Prospect
Eric Flores is an Army veteran and lawyer running to unseat Democratic Rep. Vicente Gonzalez in Texas District 34.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 17/09/2026
Over at the newsletter I wrote about the media's total failure to responsibly cover batshit claims that software has gained human-level awareness and will soon kill us all
karlbode.com
AI Doomsday Panic Is Completely Out Of Control
The press obsession with software-powered doomsday is a misdirection overshadowing a much deadlier reality: our public interest regulators no longer function.
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah. No offense to the actress who plays Neagley, she's solid, but Jack Reacher kicking the shit out of a bunch of guys is essentially the only part of "Reacher" that doesn't suck. Hard to think of a show less fit for a spinoff.
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I know, let's do news as popular and credible as President Trump." 60 Minutes season opener lowest rated in 25 years: www.thedailybeast.com/maga-coded-6...
thedailybeast.com
MAGA-Coded ‘60 Minutes’ Humiliated by Ratings Crash
The once-heralded program is plummeting in ratings.
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope the next president turns this place into a queer nightclub and then puts Trump's name on it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
straight to the point, i see
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 15/09/2026
Genuinely an insane paragraph from Sam Alito. “Voter fraud is real and scary and we have to stop it, so the fact that implementing Trump’s mail ballot rule will disenfranchise millions is legally irrelevant.” Brain melted. A right-wing podcaster in a robe. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
___, (slip op., at 9) (internal quotation marks omitted).
As for the equities, the Government has a strong interest
in enforcing the rule, and implementing it will also “en-
hance the visibility of Federal Ballot Mail” in order to better
detect election fraud. 91 Fed. Reg. 54972. On the other side
of the balance, the plaintiff States invoke the practical ef-
fects of implementing the rule close to the midterm elec-
tions. I take that problem very seriously, but it is not
enough to convince me to deny the application.
First, as the District Court acknowledged, the States dis-
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For these guys, it was never about illegal immigration, it was never about cultural assimilation. You can be born in America, drinking beer as you cheer on the Longhorns, but its not enough if you are not white.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Time to revisit my favorite characters like “guy who is two minutes late and kills himself immediately” and “dude who commits minor faux pas at staff meeting and immediately kills himself #3”
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(ig ad) just found my new favorite fall pants. they're corduroy so they clean really easily if i spill grape juice on them. they have a drawstring so i don't hurt myself zipping up. check out how they sit on my velcro shoes. nice. and they have great stretch which is perfect if i hit a growth spurt
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Glad 60 Minutes is doing a Jacob Wohl story literally nine years after I reported on that guy. One time he was pretending a scam website he was running wasn't his, so I called the number on the website and it went to his mom's voicemail. Jacob is like training wheels for investigative journalists.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The charisma is off the fucking charts folks
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This new Onimusha game rules. Just because the story is set in Edo-period Japan doesn't mean guys shouldn't be able to say "piss off" and "hell yeah, brother."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
theonion.com
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah Bananas took to the field prior to Friday’s game to commemorate the 25th anniversar...
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Being so afraid of everything at the grocery store that you adopt a mostly Nilla Wafer-based diet is pretty sweet for a little while, but I don't think it's going to end well for me.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you made software not intended to kill everyone and now you think it might kill everyone that sounds like a product liability issue. You should go fix it and stop bothering me
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