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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One thing I didn’t have space to fit here: some people, on both sides of the debate, like to pretend that the only AI risk worth caring about is superintelligence. I think that’s wrong, and misses a huge swathe of ways that improvement in AI capabilities could be really bad for humanity at large.
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jamellebouie.net having just seen your recent short Takes ™️, can I ask where you got your "you can't libel the dead" cap?
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
cannot get enough @demilardner.bsky.social's show SYWWAPP. it's just insane and so fucking good www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0r...
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Rivers and Canals | Alexei Toliopoulos, Elouise Eftos & Demi Lardner | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What is consciousness? What is sentience? These are philosophical question that have been asked since the dawn of time. How lucky we are to live in a time where 7 people in Northern California realised the answer is “being able to predict the most statistically significant next word in a sentence”
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
eating chips like they're cereal and the vinegar is the milk
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've read this man's name a couple times this morning, after never hearing it, and I can't stop reading it as Andrew Stuart
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
just found your boyfriend's home town
Screenshot from Google maps featuring the town Cuckfield
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A quick thank you to @maximumfun.org and @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @edmorrish.com for Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts
Key ring featuring Elty Jom from Soundheap reading "Elty Jom's Lobberly Sonds!"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saturn Devouring His SunnyD
The painting Saturn Devouring His Son with a delicious bottle of sunny d over the sun
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I saw the Paranormal Activity party last night where the jokes about London's bad weather only half landed
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*management forcing me to rush out a press release* our oven cleaner is so powerful it escaped and tried to clean other ovens
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
looking forward to a future where you get to work riding a joby 👀👀👀
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The editor in chief of The Economist referring here to the AfD’s leader as a “perfectly thoughtful person“ instead of what she truly is - a driver and enabler of German fascism - is a huge part of the problem.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Logging on to read your posts
Clown on toy computer
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James Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 21/07/2026
BEHOLD! Your regular reminder that I wrote and produced a multi-award-winning horror-comedy murder mystery series called Murder for Dummies, and all six episodes are free to watch on YouTube! It's Garth Marenghi's Darkplace x Knives Out x American Vandal. ENJOY IMMEDIATELY:
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Murder for Dummies -- Episode 01: Victim
YouTube video by Casual Violence
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
this is a wonderful thread. my mum's diploma in psychology arrived in the weeks between her passing and the funeral
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Paul Lomax @paullomax.co.uk · 19/07/2026
Boys from the Dwarf
Madonna, Ronaldinho and Big Ronaldo inside Starbug
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this is good. woo as a venue of play/intuition/art/harmless nonsense is fine, woo as a gateway to distrust of actual science and *especially* medicine is bad. people interested in the first also have a duty to guard against the second.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well for a game I wasn't even planning to watch that was a lot of fun.
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Rory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Had no interest in the third place game. Thought I'd just watch the first 10 minutes... and here we are. Absolutely amazing.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This was narratively perfect. Great character work and plot resolution from the writers
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I didn’t “wet the bed” I PISSED like a man
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's the Gulf of England now, I don't make the rules.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One of my favourite paintings is “The Garden of Unclaimed Dishwashers” by Anonymous Bosch.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You’re not going to believe this but the man who coined the term ‘Nominative determinism’ was called Norman Ativedeterminism.
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I've discovered a new slur
A cauliflower based sour cream flavour snack called Cauliflower Puffs
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
Alt: Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
Thing Person Saying Seems To Call For Sad Face
Thing Person Saying Seems To Call For Sad Face
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-medi…
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/06/2026
trans rights actually aren't extra rights they're just the same rights everybody else has that you're trying to take away from trans people. sorry you have trouble with this, but it means you're a bigot not that we're wrong.
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I fully appreciate it's foolish and something I/all Brits need to give up but the commitment to doing the thing you planned to do regardless of the weather is pretty core to my life and identity
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/05/2026
generally think that if your response to "this is loser shit" is "are you triggered?!?!?" then you're just demonstrating the truth of "this is loser shit"
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I've seen the reporting on the drop in migration in all the msm that I read. Journalists can do more but that's half the problem. These people don't even read the news do they?
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I sometimes wonder if there's a morality thing to people desperately wanting to be left leaning. I had a colleague who insisted he would support ALDE (NI lib dems) typically, considered himself left leaning but also wanted to bring back capital punishment 🤷‍♂️
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Chris Heilmann @codepo8.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
When ChatGPT calls you Shirley instead of your real name, check if your phone is in airplane mode.
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Have we ever had a future prime minister explicitly mugging off Andrew Neil this badly?
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I keep telling everyone that with our excellent craft beer, variety of ethnic restaurants and temperate summers that never go above 40°C we are like Italy with better food and weather.
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cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
broadcast? what is that, a podcast for women
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Like a gut punch, this quietly spoken sentence from Lubaina Himid who is representing the UK at the Venice Biennale www.ft.com/content/2a58...
Himid has lived in Britain for more than seven decades, grown up here, been educated here, built a life and a career here
- and yet the question of what "here" actually means, of who gets to belong and who is merely tolerated, has never left her work. "We do a thing, Magda and I, if we're booking a table on the phone, I will always do it," says Himid, whose RP-ish English has little trace of either London or Lancashire. "But when we go to a place we don't know, I always want Magda [who was born in Poland and is white] to go first. She signifies one thing visually and I signify another thing audibly. Together, we are incredibly belonging and unbelonging."
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
arguably the worst thing this administration has done
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
me in 2015 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister vs me in 2026 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister
Do not "get my ass"
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Me (young, naive); I hope something good happens
Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Quite a flex to turn up at the presidential palace, get him to confirm you as prime minister, call him unfit to serve with no moral authority, tell him to resign, and then pose for a picture
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/04/2026
i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
not convinced this is how I'd advertise me goods
An advert bragging about how they outfitted Shackleton before his fateful South Pole expedition
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Nick Hilton @nickfthilton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌
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OH, Kyoung-A @windsisle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
픽사고냥님
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?
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