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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You missed the last truffle hunt, are you feeling okay? Your snout looks awfully droopy…

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t think there’s a more powerful force in the universe than a good tune

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just got trampled by a bunch of turtles on my way home from work. They were all playing bluegrass. Weird little creatures

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We need to get rid of the frat flick and bring back fist pumping

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just put me in a fuzzy blanket and throw me to the wolves. They’ll raise me as their own

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Player. I need you to collect 𝘮𝘦. I am a small, oh so very small and fragile Star. You must reach thetop of the mountain and kill the chimp. Full violence necessary.

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

British people cannot be real. I just saw someone using a fork and knife to eat a piece of bacon. This has to be a war crime right?

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

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America Lopez @adawg956.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My favorite part of football are the little dances they do when they make a touch down awwww so cute😭😭

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Idk why some people hate furries so much. I’m a big furry defender. Furries get behind me I’ll protect you

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Went to shaky knees yesterday. Got stormed out, pretty bummed. At least I got to see peach pit!

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I would cut off both of my left nuts for a high speed rail system

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was forged in a pulpit of violence and destruction known as the middle class

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Feeling elegant and powerful. Like an oil painting of a horse

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Obviously I’ve had plenty of criticisms of Kamala and her campaign, but when she said “you really think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” Yeah she kinda ate with that one

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Got ratioed into oblivion on TikTok because I said it’s not a moral failing to have kids. We’ve gone so woke we’re stupid. Nuke the whole generation

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

YouTube plays this fun little game where you think you’re about to skip ads but it actually says “next” and you get another ad anyway! I love making ads more annoying and intrusive! I want more slop!

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I know I’m susceptible to advertising because I’m seriously considering trading in my current phone for a Z Fold 8 lmao

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026

Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m like a teletubby but instead of a tv in my stomach its just too much miller lite

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sources tell me Charlie is stable. Please god

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Anthropic doesn’t have a super intelligent ai, it’s just me. I’m hiding in this little box and feeding them bullshit. I feel like I’m in too deep here

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

All new cats will come preinstalled with a self-destruct feature that makes them explode if they get too horny

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

FOOTBALL SEASON IS BACK IN LESS THAN FIVE HOURS GO HAWKS BABY

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Late to the party again, but the new Olivia Rodrigo album smacks. Makes me wanna lay on my bed and kick my feet and twirl my hair while thinking about boys

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Feeling elegant and powerful. Like an oil painting of a horse

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

After putting it off for like half a year, I finally got my hair cut today. Time to donate!

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Charlie Kirk is being kept alive under TurningPointUSA’s headquarters. His brain is plugged into a super computer that powers Grok. A little bit of his soul is in every data center that gets built

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Might have to watch the Orioles tonight. Haven’t watched much baseball at all this year. Saw that crazy HR robbery by Cowser though!

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Every day on social media feels like that one scene of Man Ray trying to convince Patrick that his wallet is his wallet

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I can kinda see why people say Gen Z are turning into the new boomers because what do you mean you’re offended by sex in a video game? YOU’RE 22!!!!

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I usually forget how demonized sex is in society, but I’m seeing people say playing gta 6 is sinful because it’s “literally porn” because you can have a relationship in the game. We are so cooked

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Sometimes I’ll open threads and immediately be hit with truths I never would expect to find there.

A Threads post by somebody called Georgie Porgie and it says no browse tomorrow for anybody tits at half mast for Dolly

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim curry too?!?! What the fuck man… losing two legends back to back like that. Sad times

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Rest in peace Dolly. This one really fucking stings. A genuine, good soul

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Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The FDA has announced a nationwide recall of Bowl of Poop, stating that the dish is 'made of poop' and 'might have poop in it'.

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/08/2026

Transgender rights are not a permission—they are the right to live itself 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Existence doesn’t need any permission, you know. Why does the world treat something so simple as if it were optional? It is the baseline of being human ♡ Chiitan will keep raising their voice.

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It sounds like a twelve beer Tuesday to me

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It’s entirely possibly somebody’s gay awakening was the Hopeless Wanderer music video where Jason Sudeikis makes out with Will Forte while dressed as Mumford and Sons

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Every morning my dog wakes me up barking and it’s always, without fail, like 10 minutes before my alarm goes off. Cant she just wait 10 minutes?

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Goddamn Aunt May scene in Spiderman 2 got me crying at 4 pm on a Tuesday

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

check out how big this one was! #MushroomMonday

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