Reposted by TimFRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026also, My Pen! youtu.be/yQ1pO-tZbYAyoutu.beKids In The Hall - My PenYouTube video by jahnnee 5 1382
Reposted by Timgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi. 441955432
Reposted by TimSpooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026raise hellbulba and praise sebulba 0213
Reposted by Timamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck 161314132
Tim @hunkybrewster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t know what sent me down a Glassjaw rabbithole, but I’m not complaining. youtu.be/O8EYxfh4-n4?...youtu.beRadio CambodiaYouTube video by Glassjaw - Topic 001
Reposted by Timfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026don’t tell the news how thick I am. please do not report how jiggly my shit is. it’s not relevant 411019
Reposted by TimRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong 3293673
Reposted by Timrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off 1061937227
Reposted by Timbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026found out today making swedish chef noises instead of throwing the ball gets her insanely pissed off 131659129
Reposted by TimAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 567281178624
Reposted by Timrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/08/2026as a democrat, it makes me sick to see american citizens killed by ICE without their families getting some kind of end of year tax credit to allay their suffering 519318
Reposted by TimDiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026(watching Evil Dead 2) Ash Williams told me deadites keep eating his girlfriends so I asked how many girlfriends he has and he said he just goes and gets a new girlfriend afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding girlfriends to deadites and then he started crying 06114
Reposted by TimPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/06/2026Oh my god him and Tucker doing the same gimmick within days of each other…they’re gonna do an Expendables of CNN guys 512811
Reposted by Timdemi adejuyigbe @electrolemon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026all this talk about DISCLOSURE DAY and no one's discussed the weird way he ties it into E.T. at the end? 141405251
Reposted by TimRsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 30/04/2026FISH DISCUSS ME AT LENGTH WITH THEIR THERAPIST 15812
Reposted by Timleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed 121307257
Reposted by Timhappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 10/03/2026i'm actually joining the 5k fun run to decrease awareness actually. i'm making smug faces and doing a jerkoff motion throughout 06711
Reposted by Timda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/12/2025FUCK VIBE CODING FUCK OBJECT'S I ONLY WRITE REAL CODE - dashare.zone ADMIN 027647
Reposted by TimColumbus Underground @colsunderground.bsky.social · 10/12/2025The year? 2045. “For the twentieth time since it was unveiled after a 2023 referendum, a City Council race had ended in a “Vogel.” This is the euphemism for an election result where one candidate loses the election even though they win their ward.” MORE: columbusunderground.com/next-redesig...columbusunderground.comNEXT: Redesigning Columbus City Council - Columbus UndergroundNovember 8, 2045 — For the twentieth time since it was unveiled after a 2023 referendum, a City Council race had ended in a “Vogel.” 061
Reposted by TimMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/11/2025"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...mcsweeneys.netSenator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f... 5483149
Reposted by Timda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/10/2025DONT FIX ME - dashare.zone ADMIN 0839271
Tim @hunkybrewster.bsky.social · 21/09/2025This is the cutest photo of a dog that has ever been taken and I refuse to accept any challengers 070
Tim @hunkybrewster.bsky.social · 19/09/2025If all this ends up with Seth Meyers leading the revolution I think I will explode 000
Tim @hunkybrewster.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I feel like half of adult life is just me responding to this 000
Reposted by TimBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Anthony Kiedis from Ohio: buh buh buh buh buh buh Buckeyes dip a dip a dip a dip Kroeger’s 41238
Reposted by TimOlivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 04/08/2025damn this age is gilded af 1043447
Tim @hunkybrewster.bsky.social · 01/08/2025All these lib-news bot followers I’m getting are making me miss the sexy lonely babe bot followers of yore 010
Tim @hunkybrewster.bsky.social · 19/06/2025At the doctors earlier, having already established I was there for a new anti-anxiety script: Nurse, taking my pulse: are you nervous? Me: usually 000
Reposted by Timdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/06/2025me: Sometimes if you call a toad a frog, people will try to correct you. They'll say it's a toad, not a frog, but a toad is really an informal term. Taxonomically it's a species of frog the guard in my re-education camp: Your production rate is falling. Please sew your American flag faster 319718
Reposted by TimHarry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 21/05/2025IMAGINE YOU’RE ON AN ELEVATOR AND A GUY STARTS PLAYING MUSIC FULL VOLUME ON HIS PHONE AND THEN DROPS HIS PHONE AND BENDING OVER AND PUTTING HIS BUTT ON YOU BY ACCIDENT AND SAYING “FUCK SORRY SORRY LET ME JUST GET THERE SORRY” AND THE WHOLE TIME ITS THIS MUSIC 4321
