Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 41mhospital sent us a survey about our baby delivery experience before they sent us our bill. bold strategy. 020
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 21ha club for people who wanna take a walk but not like a super long one, just real quick and then back home, and it’s called the Mile Hike Club 150
Reposted by Harry Dean Stuntin’User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 03/10/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 0265
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026idk what I’m gonna do when Oktoberfest beers are gone for the year. What’s even the point. 230
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026have had half a bottle of “new baby” celebratory wine so I’m sorry in advance but my wife is so hot I could crack an egg on her back and it would be done in 20 seconds. 010
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026kicked out of the delivery room by a nurse while my wife is in labor because I keep asking her “are you sure you want to do this” 050
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026my 2 y/o: (asks me to do something) me: (does the thing my 2 y/o asked me to do) my 2 y/o: 041
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026starting a website for hand crafted fan art of the fucked up inside of my nose called DeviantSeptum 020
Reposted by Harry Dean Stuntin’Mr. Howard @mrhoward.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day everybody! Josh Brolin just came down the chimney and left a basket of perfectly juicy peaches right after midnight! 152
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I do not need to be able to message my friends in the YouTube app. absolutely fucking baffling choice and even more baffling to introduce it in 2026. we already have all the apps we do that with. pisses me off every time I see it. 050
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026could not be a worse headline if you tried 1213
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026haven’t met a single woman in my entire life that doesn’t want a Fresca. 010
Reposted by Harry Dean Stuntin’Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone. 570592102
Reposted by Harry Dean Stuntin’josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved 45268628
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I should be able to trap Gary Jules in a torture dimension for 3000 years, legally 000
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“you are making up a guy to get mad at” actually I already did that years ago it’s called “having a kid” 060
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026we must jettison the “*gestures at everything*” crowd if we ever are to truly hope for a better world. I’m like 8 beers deep from a work party and this makes sense to me. 050
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026supposed to be on a boat in 4 hours, looks awesome out there 030
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026tornado sirens going off. currently on the 40th floor at my office. do you guys think I’ll get a better view if I go near a window. 150
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026question: at what point do “they” come and “get you” for this? is there a number or is it more just based off of vibes? 050
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026cream “cheese”? do you take me for an ass? this is neither firm nor yellow. and what of the rind? find yourself another fool. 140
Reposted by Harry Dean Stuntin’jam @socialistboat.dad · 28/07/2025Do you ever get awestruck by the sheer scale of humanity? How many hundreds of hundreds of hundreds of families there are dropping off their kids at summer camp right now? How many thousands of thousands of children are having their hair brushed? Not me. I take it all in stride. It's a normal amount 0424
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I am a big dumb orangutan who needs nothing more to convince me to buy a stupid and overpriced t shirt than to see it is printed on comfort colors 030
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have seen three separate instances of the misspelled phrase “take a peak” today. it is 8:50 AM and feel I am losing my tether to reality. 150
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026when I am on website on my phone and they are like “did you know our website has an app? and the app is even better to use?” I am usually just like I guess we’ll never know 040
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026remember Passion Pit? here’s what he looks like now: 010
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026if i walked my child to the bus stop on their first day of school and the bus that arrived had this written on the side, I would simply drive them to school every day. 040
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026 man I just caught up to Haley Stevens saying the thing about how making fun of her voice is making fun of Michigan, and then I looked up her voice, and as somebody born in Michigan and whose entire extended family resides in michigan, we don’t talk like that, please don’t think we talk like that. 192
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026woke 2 is here. if you have a DSA membership card you get $11 off at Buffalo Wild Wings. it’s not much but it’s a start. 281
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026can’t fuckin believe this kid is mine. unbelievable. the best. 040
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026probably the best relationship I have outside of my marriage is with the bartender at the bar in my building who smiles and nods at me without talking every time I walk into their bar to poop in their bathroom, and then again every time I leave. I don’t even drink there. perfect understanding. 150
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026sometime around 2009/2010 all horror movies decided there was nothing scarier than punctuating a jumpscare or title card with a full orchestra smashing in at the same time like “WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WOOOOO” and they were right. that’s scary. all the widdlies are so scary. 050
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026THE ADIDAS SAMBA IS THE FOOTWEAR OF THE PROLETARIAT AND SHOULD NEVER COST MORE THAN LIKE $60. THIS IS MY DECREE. 230
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026save me crispy pad thai. save my life mee krob song kreuang. 180
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026pov you are my close friend and you are being vulnerable 250
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026basic experience of having ADHD is listening to somebody tell a story when suddenly everything goes black and the Resident Evil door animation plays in your head, then the world fades back into view and it’s 2 minutes later and you’re looking at your phone and the other person is mad at you.static.klipy.comResident Evil - Wooden DoorALT: Resident Evil - Wooden Door 170
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026sorry but i unfortunately think this kicks ass. I can’t imagine watching this and being mad. well of course if my team did it I’d be mad. obviously. obviously if my team did this I’d be insanely mad. ofc my team would never do this, because they’re smart. but I’m glad there’s some idiots out there. 160
Reposted by Harry Dean Stuntin’L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 27/07/2026as a capitalism hater, it’s kinda satisfying the richest guy in the world is just another wretched, annoying nerd. And extra points for him being a racist paranoiac who’s never known friendship or love and must publicly, pathetically, and futilely scavenge the most vile parts of the internet for it. 1261975
Reposted by Harry Dean Stuntin’Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20368812324826
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026childfree posters remain the funniest freaks on the planet 040
Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026ohhhhhh my god we don’t even have to think about Alexi Lalas for an indeterminate number of years 040