Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 7hDisgusting enough to have a death penalty in the 21st century, but also we can’t even do it right?static.klipy.comIt's Fucking EmbarrassingALT: It's Fucking Embarrassing 100
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Haunting”. Tomatoes. Tomatoes that taste haunting. 100
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Youtube: Here’s a video of one of your favorite leftists bagging on Ed Sheeran Me: Fuck yeah keep it comin Youtube: Here’s 5 more Me: 😍🥹😆 Youtube: Then you must want a Macklemore video Me: Whoa there, pump the brakes pal 010
Reposted by Benzo FerrariPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone. 435236709
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 15/09/2026AI could kill us all by the end of this senten 010
Reposted by Benzo FerrariMatt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh 1617934
Reposted by Benzo FerrariThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136382803
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sending out a prayer to all those effected by the events of 9/11/17 010
Reposted by Benzo FerrariMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Crazy, right? Anyway, thanks for listening, everyone. Here's Jessie's Girl." 820816
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 07/09/2026His resume is ridiculous enough, but then you see his name sounds like a Virtua Fighter character 001
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 05/09/2026[To the tune of Baba O’Riley] SEX WORK BARGES 000
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I can’t believe that with all the trillions of dollars we’ve poured into the military-industrial complex over my entire life, and all of the vital things we went without to pay for that, we turned out to be such a paper tiger 251
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I will vote for the first candidate who pledges to blow it up real good 010
Reposted by Benzo FerrariVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Careful. overdo it,, and you might end up in CONGRESS 1492
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I too can rename things that don’t belong to me. Belgium, you’re now Wafflestan. Australia, you’re Skull Island. 000
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry has gone to a better placestatic.klipy.comTim Curry Says SPACE!ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE! 000
Reposted by Benzo FerrariLindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026youtu.be/uJuKN0chAZk?...youtu.beYes, Dolly was Actually That GreatYouTube video by Lindsay Ellis 3437441213
Reposted by Benzo FerrariDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026dolly parton died of big natural causes 382299306
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 21/08/2026BND was a better Spider-Man movie than Mean Streets is a Scorsese movie. This is a hill I will stub my toe on 030
Reposted by Benzo FerrariSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024453751
Reposted by Benzo Ferrariceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish 9453841008
Reposted by Benzo FerrariBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/08/2026Last week I had drove 4 hrs, shot 2723 shots over 7 hours with 2 cameras, hardly slept, then drove back to LA, had a dentist and doctor's appointment Worth it This is the Perseids Meteor Shower over the Milky Way in Mt Pinos with 100s of my newest friends 🌌 PDFs: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fo... 622634539
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 010
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Gosh I hope they don’t get stuck in those tunnels 010
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You hear me saying “undeterred” but only I know I’m really saying “undie turd” 000
Reposted by Benzo Ferrarifarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/08/2026[depressed sugar ray] iiiiiiiiiiiiiii just wanna die 932860
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 06/08/2026So “Blue No Matter Who” is still in effect when it’s the leftist Dem going into the general election, right?static.klipy.comPadme: RIGHT?ALT: Padme: RIGHT? 000
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Always worth the wait for a Bobby Fingers masterpieceyoutu.beJohnny Depp's BedYouTube video by Bobby Fingers 000
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Just what we need, another Asian fusion place 000
Reposted by Benzo Ferraricaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i smoked some jazz lettuce and got explosive Chick Corea FOLKS 1225838
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?static.klipy.comSe7en: Brad Pitt's 'Whats In The Box' SceneALT: Se7en: Brad Pitt's 'Whats In The Box' Scene 000
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 19/07/2026How they got a guy named “Mac Allister”. Did some war criminals from the Jacobite Rebellion flee there 000
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 19/07/2026🎶 Raphael is rude but cool Michelangelo’s in a polycule 🎶 000
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My primary takeaway from what I’ve heard about tonight’s speech (cuz I ain’t watching that shit) is: ohhh, so he does know how to declassify things 020
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 16/07/2026LOL remember when Trump used to constantly rip Hilary and Biden about using teleprompters. He should’ve ripped them about not monetizing itnytimes.comWhite House Teleprompter Operator Bet on Trump Speeches, Kalshi SaysA technical assistant to President Trump won around $100,000, according to the prediction market, which flagged the activity to the federal government. 000
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Watched the first episode of THE MAN WILL BURN, and if I was in the fence before about going to Burning Man, the possibility I might run into Elon’s brother or Grover Norquist is not exactly selling me 000
Reposted by Benzo FerrariDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690713672
Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’m just glad Mitch McConnell isn’t around to see what people are saying about Lindsey Graham 000
Reposted by Benzo FerrariBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This Machine Yub Nubs Fascists. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/... 236192