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Benzo Ferrari

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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 7h
Disgusting enough to have a death penalty in the 21st century, but also we can’t even do it right?
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It's Fucking Embarrassing
ALT: It's Fucking Embarrassing
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 10h
He came from somewhere back in his long ago
Headline: Nearly 60 years after his adoption, man learns Grammy Award-winning musician Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Haunting”. Tomatoes. Tomatoes that taste haunting.
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Youtube: Here’s a video of one of your favorite leftists bagging on Ed Sheeran Me: Fuck yeah keep it comin Youtube: Here’s 5 more Me: 😍🥹😆 Youtube: Then you must want a Macklemore video Me: Whoa there, pump the brakes pal
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CALLED IT
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI could kill us all by the end of this senten
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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sending out a prayer to all those effected by the events of 9/11/17
The Twitter porn post Ted Cruz Liked on 9/11
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Crazy, right? Anyway, thanks for listening, everyone. Here's Jessie's Girl."
USA Today headline: Rick Springfield says he killed someone during Vietnam War at just 17
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James Miller @reelmiller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Obligatory
a picture from the NY Post titled "today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around. 

Now with special guest Jimmy Barnes from the "cowboy in the sky screaming" meme.
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
His resume is ridiculous enough, but then you see his name sounds like a Virtua Fighter character
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[To the tune of Baba O’Riley] SEX WORK BARGES
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can’t believe that with all the trillions of dollars we’ve poured into the military-industrial complex over my entire life, and all of the vital things we went without to pay for that, we turned out to be such a paper tiger
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New documentary on your mom just dropped
Video thumbnail for David Attenborough Presents: The World’s Biggest Dinosaur. Because your mom is old and gargantuan
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I will vote for the first candidate who pledges to blow it up real good
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let’s meet Canada halfway: Lake Ontario, CA
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Careful. overdo it,, and you might end up in CONGRESS
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I too can rename things that don’t belong to me. Belgium, you’re now Wafflestan. Australia, you’re Skull Island.
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry has gone to a better place
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
youtu.be/uJuKN0chAZk?...
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Yes, Dolly was Actually That Great
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
BND was a better Spider-Man movie than Mean Streets is a Scorsese movie. This is a hill I will stub my toe on
My last 4 in Letterboxd: Jackass: Best and Last, Mean Streets, The Last House, Spider-Man: Brand New Day
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Really? Everyone else knows you wouldn’t
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/08/2026
Last week I had drove 4 hrs, shot 2723 shots over 7 hours with 2 cameras, hardly slept, then drove back to LA, had a dentist and doctor's appointment Worth it This is the Perseids Meteor Shower over the Milky Way in Mt Pinos with 100s of my newest friends 🌌 PDFs: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fo...
A foreground of dozens of cars, including a camper right in the middle, and someone on the right side with their parking lights on, in front of a mountain and trees. above that is the milky way with air pollution which fades into a larger star field, that looks like old pictures of space. That star field was taken with a nikon lens from the 70s so it gives a different sense, and the milky way was taken with a new 20mm lens, 14 shots, merged. the retro sky is 2 shots. there are 14 meteors that mostly focus on the center of the picture, but these aren't where they were in the sky. I shot 8 to 10 different areas of the sky that night. All meteors but one were with my new camera and new lens.

The Milky Way has a flare on the stars due to moisture on my camera lens, which I kept given the chaos of the situation. It took me 50 minutes to capture 14 usable milky way pictures because so many people had car lights on. 60 second exposures on the milky way, tracked in move shoot move, 10-15 seconds on the meteors.

This took about 8 hours to edit.

Milky way light pollution processed in GraXpert, foreground stitched in lightroom, milky way stitched in Kolor Autopano Giga, saturated and recolored in lightroom; everything finalized in photoshop, including the meteors. In total 19 layers and about 33 final shots used of the original 2723.
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gosh I hope they don’t get stuck in those tunnels
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You hear me saying “undeterred” but only I know I’m really saying “undie turd”
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
[depressed sugar ray] iiiiiiiiiiiiiii just wanna die
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So “Blue No Matter Who” is still in effect when it’s the leftist Dem going into the general election, right?
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Padme: RIGHT?
ALT: Padme: RIGHT?
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Always worth the wait for a Bobby Fingers masterpiece
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Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just what we need, another Asian fusion place
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i smoked some jazz lettuce and got explosive Chick Corea FOLKS
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?
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Se7en: Brad Pitt's 'Whats In The Box' Scene
ALT: Se7en: Brad Pitt's 'Whats In The Box' Scene
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How they got a guy named “Mac Allister”. Did some war criminals from the Jacobite Rebellion flee there
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎶 Raphael is rude but cool Michelangelo’s in a polycule 🎶
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My primary takeaway from what I’ve heard about tonight’s speech (cuz I ain’t watching that shit) is: ohhh, so he does know how to declassify things
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
LOL remember when Trump used to constantly rip Hilary and Biden about using teleprompters. He should’ve ripped them about not monetizing it
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White House Teleprompter Operator Bet on Trump Speeches, Kalshi Says
A technical assistant to President Trump won around $100,000, according to the prediction market, which flagged the activity to the federal government.
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Flash flooding where now? 💦
Weather radar image thumbnail with title “Flash flooding from Southern Mis
West Virgina”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
post by leyawn

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

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good morning everyone. his penis exploded
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Watched the first episode of THE MAN WILL BURN, and if I was in the fence before about going to Burning Man, the possibility I might run into Elon’s brother or Grover Norquist is not exactly selling me
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Benzo Ferrari @shinyfailure.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m just glad Mitch McConnell isn’t around to see what people are saying about Lindsey Graham
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This Machine Yub Nubs Fascists. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
Ewok drumming on ICE and Border Patrol helmets.
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