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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 10h

Like a 1980s Star Wars figure that was left out in the sun.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 11h

Ordered with almost unseemly haste.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 11h

Alexa, show me a book title that the Beastie Boys could have rapped.

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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 13h

That was the last thing on my mind.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 12h

If the Independent Football Regulator deems them "not fit and proper owners", they'll *have* to go, so pipe down Andy and let things take their course. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Andy Burnham 'really concerned' if Man City owners sell up after rule breaches

The prime minister compares the allegations against Man City to the plight of his own club Everton.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 12h

Trogdor the Burninator! Ah, happy memories.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 17h

The long and the short of it is, City had better hope they don't get expelled because at best they restart in League 2 and if they don't bin off their dodgy owners it'll be the sixth tier *if* they're lucky (and the National League has no time for clubs that dick around).

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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 18h

Man City fans going through hell of a lot right now.

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BMcG @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

hope you're all taking your ʙᴏɴᴇs

pot of vitamin d tablets with a sticker on top that says bones

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A cover star for a lost Smiths single, Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Fed Me.

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Maple 🥞✨️ @mapleburr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They're certainly getting more creative

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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City

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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lolz I just realised I worked for one of Man City's sham partners. Who went bust owing HMRC £20m after Covid & didn't pay me 3 times 😬

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Against League 3 @againstleague3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don't worry, it's not as if we've allowed City Group to own (or operate) 9 other football clubs worldwide. I'm sure they only cheated at City and all of those other 9 clubs are absolutely untainted and operated totally fairly.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Manchester City this evening.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I WANT A FORBIDDEN KITTEN. (But I'll leave them there because they're doing important cat things.)

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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"What are you in for?" "Murder - and you?" "One of my year four kids was caught singing the 'one on a scooter bibbing his hooter' line during We Three Kings"

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Slackers. GamesMaster dismantled its entire set during the course of the final episode itself.

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.

Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A nine song powerhouse. Every Little Counts is a brilliant way to end an album.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

God I love Squires' stuff.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It can be done! (Also, it *should* be done.)

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was in That London earlier because someone had to, and I spotted this lolly stick on Oxford Street. I've never seen that wording before on one of these but now I really want one so I can wave it at the camera if any Teams meetings go beyond my finishing time.

A lolly stick resting upside down on Oxford Street today - it reads "STOP WORKS".

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry, I saw your message, but I also saw nineteen other phone alerts that same minute. My brain evolved to evade predators. I will not improve.

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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every time I see a clip of Buster Keaton it's like he's doing Wile E Coyote's plans, except they work for him.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Grasshoppers having sexy time cafe. Okay...

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I respect a cat with built-in black armbands to honour all the lives it's taken.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No Garth Marenghi, no Screenwipe, no Look Around You. This list is invalid.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i’m no hercule poirot but

“Outside” headline reads “She lived with 20 wild bears for 28 years. Then they found her clean-picked bones. What killed her is a mystery.”

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@snig.bsky.social Fella's not going to change my mind and I'm not going to change his, so as we'd never interacted before he jumped in today I've blocked him. The way I see it, my arguing time is precious and should only be used on people who won't waste it!

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Premier League right now.

But as far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals and all your caps and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guilty on ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN CHARGES. *The entire football pyramid turns to stare at the Premier League, especially the many clubs that have been clobbered with big points deductions and enforced relegations in the past* Good luck letting them off with a slap on the wrist this time.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"No-one died in the cafe" is grim enough, but calling Auschwitz a park... oof.

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well, that wouldn't have taken very long. Postcards are tiny.

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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He looks like he's heading to a little Gaulish village to sow the seeds of division, not realising that his final appearance will be on the penultimate page, when Obelix uppercuts him so hard he flies out of picture, leaving only his sandals behind.

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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Greggs are currently laughing quietly to themselves and muttering "bring it on motherfucker".

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just smiled at a random memory of when Wolves announced Doritos as their shirt sponsor and Coventry City supporters immediately turned it into the acronym Division One Rubbish In Tatty Orange Shirts. Football is the beautiful game, and the fans make it the funniest.

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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I like the caption “the final five”, as if the toys had to fight it out in some dystopian Hunger Games scenario and Hamble was horribly slaughtered.

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Rosie Fletcher @rosieatlarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I need you to know that at any point in the last three months, I've been thinking about this www.youtube.com/shorts/swGcr...

youtube.com

Even the clothes 😭 #streamer #funny

YouTube video by Dylan Evans

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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 25/09/2026

No #totp for me tonight so I'll leave this here.

Still from the video for Atmosphere by Joy Division, but Ian Curtis has been replaced with Russ Abbott.

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Gollum @gollum-1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Heu... je crois qu'il vaut mieux prendre l'ascenseur😬 @pareidolia.bsky.social

Deux luminaires sombres fixés au plafond faisant penser à une paire d'yeux. Une ouverture avec un escalier en colimaçon évoque un large sourire et les marches en escalier avec une rampe en fer forgé évoque une rangée de dents (une maison hantée?)

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I like Procession, but Everything's Gone Green is majestic. 1981-82 era New Order is highly underrated, they did some amazing stuff before Blue Monday changed everything.

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