Reposted by SimonMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18hMy coworker announced her pregnancy with some cookies from a local bakery. Today she announced the baby’s gender with some cookies from a local bakery. I am wondering what else we can find out about this baby because this is going well.  32971105
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 10h"I want to connect with you" is doing some unexpectedly heavy lifting there. 020
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 10hGood afternoon to everyone except the people who choose a single one-minute long melody for their hold music, in the full knowledge that their customers usually have to wait at least half an hour before speaking to a real person. 030
Reposted by SimonChris Lintott @chrislintott.bsky.social · 13hAs expected, the Prime Minister's promise to sort out the mess of funding for Jodrell actually meant nothing - it seems the government would like it to be some sort of heritage theme park when you can go and see where we used to do science. 🔭 1422297
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 12hOh , I HATE that tone. It sounds so forced and insincere to me, probably because there's no let-up. 010
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 22hThere's going to be a very special place in Hell for Pete Hegseth. 100
Reposted by SimonSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Wicker Man on BBC4 right now in HD looks so crisp. Which, coincidentally, is how Edward Woodward looks by the end of the film. #Spoilers 115221
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I would trust that coworker with absolutely any project. I have no idea how I'd explain that logic to HR afterwards, but I'm sure I'll come up with something. 010
Reposted by SimonOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy 18th birthday, this spider 1034476
Reposted by SimonSimon HB @norock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Jeff Bezos sells a cola with artificial sweetener www.amazon.co.uk/by-Amazon-Co...amazon.co.ukby Amazon Cola, 2L : Amazon.co.uk: GroceryBuy by Amazon Cola, 2L at Amazon UK. Free delivery on eligible orders. 022
Reposted by Simonbryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare... 101142604693
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Clive Sinclair. I'd almost certainly end up on the losing side in the end, but I don't think I'd be on the wrong side. 020
Reposted by SimonMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Taken starring Porky Pig: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/IL... 1428886
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am the sort of person who will never switch to Mac from Windows because I hate Apple's OS, but this presentation is going so disastrously I may have to start considering going all the way back to Sinclair Spectrum BASIC and starting again from scratch. 030
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The entire first edition is up on YouTube. The show is a complete mess, but it's worth watching for Bette Midler vs Brucie - two completely different worlds colliding. Within weeks he was opening the show with a defence of the show, which maybe wasn't a good sign. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVl7...youtube.comBruce Forsyth's Big Night - LWT for ITV - 1978 - Show #1YouTube video by Greg Scott’s YouTube Corner 000
Reposted by SimonDan Hollingsworth @dhollingsworth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Maximum Pow... errrr... 😩 5289
Reposted by SimonTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.) 15825340
Reposted by SimonStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I respect the people who said “join the UK” for the pure “this whole thing was a mistake, let’s call it off“ vibes. 1713513
Reposted by Simonebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Pretty Awesome 👍 719186334145
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Both sides telling a story of Rod Stewart waking up midway through an operation. 194
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I inherited my Nan's. She loved saying goodnight to it because it had different replies, but I quickly got annoyed with it listening in even after I'd told it not to. It's now in a box somewhere. 010
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026All I got was "has a music collection", "has a DVD collection" and "has a cat". All stuff it got from my purchasing history. Pretty glad I unplugged the Amazon Echo now if this is the sort of thing other people are seeing. 110
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Once again, the Kenny Everett as Rod Stewart sketch immediately springs to mind. 140
Reposted by SimonChris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🎶 Do-do-do, come on and do the conga Do-do-do, it's conga night for sure🎶 1134
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, I know that *I* certainly do my best not to spread parasites. 070
Reposted by Simondepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026you'd think after doing this for six years i wouldn't still find myself thinking "wow, wikipedia really has an article about EVERYTHING" but here i am 1889980
Reposted by SimonJohn Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 06/10/2026I'm so sorry. But all I can think of is... 3363
Reposted by SimonSvetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏 532750525
Reposted by SimonMatt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"A DHS rep did not immediately respond to Rolling Stone‘s request for comment." 16512
Reposted by Simonarchivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Doctor Who: City of Death - Part Two (6th October 1979). "I say, what a wonderful butler, he's so violent." 26916
Reposted by SimonStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don't try and tell me 'Gabe Poirot' isn't a client on the wall of Steven Toast's agent. 0233
Reposted by SimonSpinky’s Mama @spinkysmama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As Jeffrey Archer has died, reposting this. It’s like Ladysmith Black Mambazo doing backing vocals for Ladbaby. 13613
Reposted by SimonJoe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 06/10/2026Perhaps the best Bond cover version ever. 4191
Reposted by SimonDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In hindsight the moshpit was a mistake. 29012
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Update 2: loud clatter coming from the living room. All the mouse had to do was keep its head down and it could've sneaked out to feed itself from the cats' bowl whenever the coast was clear. Upon inspection, it did not and Paiten won herself a hot meal. 010
Reposted by SimonMark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As Private Eye once said, "Jeffrey Archer has been called 'the world's greatest storyteller.' But did you know he also writes novels?" 0102
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wonder if part of his bitterness comes from Lutonians generally being far too smart to vote Tory. 130
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've never read his books myself, but the reviews seem to suggest that a total loss of active brain functions probably wouldn't be enough to stop him from at least finishing a chapter. 050
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The recipient of two of the greatest putdowns ever - "Is there no beginning to your talents?" from Clive Anderson and "You've got to laugh at yourself, otherwise you could be missing the joke of the century" from Dame Edna Everage. 140
Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Obviously, he's talking bollocks - the fact that he says the town is a shadow of its former self is a dead giveaway. I remember Luton in the seventies, eighties and nineties, and aside from the tragic loss of the original Arndale Flamingos the improvements made since then have been immeasurable. 170