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CRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 4h

TBT: Channel 4 journalist Alex Thomson was given free drinks on the train to Glasgow for the first Old Firm match in ages, and got absolutely blitzed.

Alex Thomson @alextomo tweets in 2016:
“Problem is : have not eaten today and hen Virgin started dealing free wine. It's going downhul .”

Alex Thomson @alextomo tweets in 2016:
“New trin now. Train I men. Think it said Glasgiw . Some bloke yelled get in. Or on. No free wine now so something is def wrong .”

Alex Thomson @alextomo tweets in 2016:
“I am I. Troy! Or Coy? Sounded like it Really .
The woman just said on the tannoy. I deman a wood horse .now.”

Alex Thomson @alextomo tweets in 2016:
“@aberquine some woman gave me 4 Jaffa cakes near the loo. That but I remmor”

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026

American sports scandals are "you secretly spent more money than everyone else" and English sports scandals are "you secretly spent as much money as the teams that are supposed to spend more than everyone else"

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

not in any particular order and tbh the sims is probably out for Pro Evo 5, but when I search for that it gives me "World Soccer: Winning Eleven 9" lol

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Charlie Methven @mauradykstra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

DJ Harsh Noise Boyfriend when only Matellian is left on the dance floor:

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I like it when cyclists run red lights and I'm driving, because it means I get to knock them down one by one in my SUV instead of all in one go

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

think it's interesting to look at why Dolly Parton is *viewed* by a lot of right wingers as neutral, when she clearly isn't (obviously it's just "blonde and hot")

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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The problem with driverless cars, AI and everything else automated and similar isn’t the tech. It’s who owns it. What their agendas and intentions do to the priorities over how it gets deployed and developed and why. The real problem is allowing billionaires and trillionaires to continue existing.

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

this explains why he was able to play his character in Industry so well - he wasn't actually acting

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Bald by name, Bald by nature

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

people love to worry about house price values changing but the important thing for people who own only one house is that if the entire market goes down, it's generally pretty proportional so it actually doesn't matter

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"We hired you to serve drinks but you're actually shitting all over the bar so we are firing your ass"

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

“having a bizarre obsession with a daddy figure is not uncommon in right-wing households” good point Amy, people on the right are freaks. they’re freaks and they’re worse than us.

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

hearing that farage didn't turn up to celebrate because "the police warned him a plot was under way to embarrass him when the result was declared" - yet they've never turned up to help me when I'm about to embarrass myself?

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

love how you need to "adapt" to this - they've already got a system to unsubscribe people, you just need to make the button available to users as well as your CS team. this is not a large amount of work

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Fun fact: there have been more rapes by US airmen on UK soil in the past 20 years than sex crimes ever committed by all trans people in the history of the country You do not see TERFs mentioning that when they talk about "protecting women"

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

wow! 100 likes! thank you so much

The Forbidden Post

If white MEN liked to fuck dogs there would be a dog brothel on every corner

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Ants @dressupforflying.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Time for Egypt to Park the Ship

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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 25/06/2026

Sick of people moaning about the heat because you just want to enjoy the weather? Skill issue. You lot never shut up when it's cold or wet or dark and it never stops me relishing every minute of it.

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

In those final moments he unflinchingly recited the shahada

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chudgpt @instantgorm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

It’s wild that by the standards that the us has been applying to other countries for a while now, carpet bombing the us to pressure its citizens to rise up against its oppressive government would be in order

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/06/2026

If you suggest police officers shouldn’t kick people in the head, you’ll get the chief of the Met condemning you on national television. If you say the police are institutionally racist against whites and suggest people should riot, you’ll get invited onto a BBC couch to expand upon your theories.

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 03/06/2026

Imagine how many arrests there would have been if they'd silently held placards about Palestine instead of lobbing bottles and wheelie bins at the police....

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

You’ve made it look fucking cool mind

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I remember thinking watching One Day and thinking it was cool how they took advantage of streaming & the lack of fixed running times with some episodes at 21m and some at 38m - that's the kind of stuff that streaming should do! take advantage of the flexibility of the medium!

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

cannot believe they're going to replace Cody Gakpo with AI

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

very good that the new round of UK vs US food discourse seems to have been started because some people cooked a meal in a van on their laps, which is obviously representative of all cooking in a country

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Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Hello, I’m a former Green Party leader. I told my party to attack and stand in sensitive seats when Labour were giving me both a 2nd remain referendum and a Green industrial strategy actually worth something- but I draw the line at you blocking somebody I occasionally do Conpass events with

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 15/05/2026

Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy is spiritually AI.

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

can I be bothered to even listen to this new drake album once

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 21/04/2026

The BBC forced out Gary Lineker, a far more successful and appealing sports presenter, over far less than this

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

really think this is yank brain, because they're always catching domestic flights

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

"Ayo cortisol spike!" yelps the broccoli haired boy standing next to me in the spear line. I turn to ask what the fuck he's talking about... as I do so my torso twists apart from my shoulder to my navel. I've been clovenmogged in twain by a zweihander-maxxing man at arms.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I think about this one all the time

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

ignoring the logistical issues with this, love the idea that these lorries would somehow be immune to being bombed

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

there was a great problem with this at uni where the fencing team wanted to buy some kit that was out of budget - so the obvious way to do it was to underspend one year and then buy it the year after, but if we did that our budget would be cut, so it was functionally impossible

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

We need a name for this, something like vice-signalling, where people, usually in or around tech or finance, claim to do some quirky bullshit that patently doesn't work just so they can post about it to build their personal brand.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 06/03/2026

There is absolutely zero explanation for hitting targets like this unless your objective is to destroy any possibility of normal life and produce mass civilian death. Completely unjustifiable and another war crime. We saw this thirty years ago in Iraq.

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harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

a very funny thing about Bethell's centuries is that none of them have mattered. test & t20 centuries were both in defeats. the ODI century we set 445 and South Africa were all out for 72, so I think we could have scored a fair bit less and still won

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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK

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