harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sad to hear Jorge Jesus doesn't know how much Ronaldo laughs the national team 020
Reposted by harryJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is completely wrong. we (the greeks) invented gyms so dudes could hang around naked 668239
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm the same - fork always in my right hand, even though I'm right handed 020
Reposted by harryCRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TBT: Channel 4 journalist Alex Thomson was given free drinks on the train to Glasgow for the first Old Firm match in ages, and got absolutely blitzed. 09024
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026PL era it's happened 12 times - 6 FA cup, 5 PL, once all three 010
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yeah that's a good point - if you look at non-big 6 winners: Post-City (15 seasons): 1 PL, 3 FA cups, 3 league cups Between Chelsea 05 & City (7 seasons): 0 PL, 1 FA cup, 1 league cup Pre-Chelsea (12 season): 1 PL, 1 FA cup, 5 league cups 110
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just went on passmode.shop/asterisk/ and there are four times City beat a non-big 6 team to a trophy, and 2 of those they would have played Man U in the final if City hadn't been there lolpassmode.shopasterisk — the Premier League without Manchester CitySet Manchester City's punishment and watch 18 Premier League seasons rewrite themselves: new champions, cup winners, European places and relegations. 010
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I found it funny seeing some people be like "City's cheating stole joy from Watford and Stoke fans in the cups" - since City won their first trophy, the number of domestic trophies won by the big 6 has increased from 93.75% to 94.44%, it hasn't impacted the non-big 6 at all 101
Reposted by harryJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026American sports scandals are "you secretly spent more money than everyone else" and English sports scandals are "you secretly spent as much money as the teams that are supposed to spend more than everyone else" 49823
Reposted by harrythe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161881292
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026god ctr was fucking great too, but I couldn't put every crash game in there & I played so many hours of crash bash 000
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026not in any particular order and tbh the sims is probably out for Pro Evo 5, but when I search for that it gives me "World Soccer: Winning Eleven 9" lol 330
Reposted by harryCharlie Methven @mauradykstra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026DJ Harsh Noise Boyfriend when only Matellian is left on the dance floor: 064
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026some of the things in here (K-Tape & ice baths) I have been recommended by Team GB physios & I know the Russian Olympic teams use cryo chambers, so not sure how much this is a football specific issue tbh 000
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I like it when cyclists run red lights and I'm driving, because it means I get to knock them down one by one in my SUV instead of all in one go 000
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026rice is goated, correct take. however I'm concerned you've gone yank and included "noodles" in pasta 000
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026also that twix bar should definitely contain more than two crispy rolls, look how wide it is 000
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I only started cycling in again a few months ago and forgot how much of a disaster cycling in the rain is so now my feet are soaking wet 👍 110
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026think it's interesting to look at why Dolly Parton is *viewed* by a lot of right wingers as neutral, when she clearly isn't (obviously it's just "blonde and hot") 010
Reposted by harryJ Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The problem with driverless cars, AI and everything else automated and similar isn’t the tech. It’s who owns it. What their agendas and intentions do to the priorities over how it gets deployed and developed and why. The real problem is allowing billionaires and trillionaires to continue existing. 263
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026my local tesco has 5 self checkouts - 3 round the corner from the staffed checkout, 2 next to it. for the 3 years I've lived here those 2 have never been turned on. they recently refurbed the entire tesco (closed for 1 month) and the only change is that one of the 3 self checkouts stopped working 120
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026this explains why he was able to play his character in Industry so well - he wasn't actually acting 010
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"Oh no, my house has gone from £500,000 to £400,000. I was going to upsize to a £750,000 house, which is now £600,000, so I can actually still afford it I just feel like I've lost money" 010
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026people love to worry about house price values changing but the important thing for people who own only one house is that if the entire market goes down, it's generally pretty proportional so it actually doesn't matter 110
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"We hired you to serve drinks but you're actually shitting all over the bar so we are firing your ass" 010
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026also, turning left on a red literally inconveniences no one 100
Reposted by harryPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“having a bizarre obsession with a daddy figure is not uncommon in right-wing households” good point Amy, people on the right are freaks. they’re freaks and they’re worse than us. 1133944505
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026my favourite is if you try to book badminton you need to decide first of all if you want a 40 minute or a 60 minute slot, learn that the centre you've selected doesn't offer 60 minute slots, click back and then select 40 minutes instead 010
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I personally like it when you can't look for available slots in multiple different locations. The inconvenience makes it fun 100
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026hearing that farage didn't turn up to celebrate because "the police warned him a plot was under way to embarrass him when the result was declared" - yet they've never turned up to help me when I'm about to embarrass myself? 100
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026love how you need to "adapt" to this - they've already got a system to unsubscribe people, you just need to make the button available to users as well as your CS team. this is not a large amount of work 100
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I think it's important to point out that us three, uniquely among all social media users, are able to hold contradictory & nuanced thoughts - so we understand that it's true in some situations and not in others 020
harry @hrrybtlr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I think Stancil's work has been "opening the wikipedia page for Boots Theory" 100
Reposted by harryVƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Fun fact: there have been more rapes by US airmen on UK soil in the past 20 years than sex crimes ever committed by all trans people in the history of the country You do not see TERFs mentioning that when they talk about "protecting women" 325597
Reposted by harrybeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 16/09/2025wow! 100 likes! thank you so much 623163431
