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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 21h
"Starlink gets turned into universal basic Wi-Fi after Elon's assets are forfeited" is an abundance vision i can get behind
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hmmm gee gosh, a self-funding foreign operations shop, that sounds familiar, like it might have been the defining scandal of the Reagan presidency or something
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This was a tweet from Michael Hobbes a while back and I’ve seen nothing to contradict it yet: “I think we'll look back on the last decade as a time when social media gave previously marginalized groups the ability to speak directly to elites and, as a result, elites lost their minds.”
A hand pointed a graph, and the words in black are, no lies detected
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the funniest bit is the primary solution to China's problems is that it just needs to turn into a social democracy (it needs more household support over industrial production)
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
woop! woop! that’s the sound of da poleis
A very detailed map of major greek poleis
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I kept "oh he's made a mistake" but no he corrected himself each time, LL Cool J knows more about Clausewitz than the Secretary of Defense
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ko-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's Horrible Histories sketch to be written about this kinda thing. "ARE YOU A NEWLY INDEPENDENT STATE IN DESPERATE NEED OF LEGITIMACY? THEN COME ON DOWN TO BALENCE OF POWER PRINCES. WE HAVE GERMANS, WE HAVE DANES, WE HAVE MORE GERMANS. CHOOSE NOW OR THE NEXT CONGRESS WILL CHOOSE FOR YOU!"
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hey chaos magic bluesky check this out
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shouldn't it be "Bullets Strike ICE Agent in Civilian-Involved Shooting"
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
["could you spot me like 20 bucks" voice] can i see your panties
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SCOTUS in a 6-3 decision decides states must help enforce the fugitive grandchildren act
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
legalizing gambling was the single biggest social disaster of the last decade, and that's a high bar to clear.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“The national populists long imagined that they were enthusiastic about sovereignty, tradition, and the beauties of Western civilization, until the day of danger wrung from them the confession that they are enthusiastic only about female Draco Malfoy.”
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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'
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Ghostship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the best thing that can be said about LotGH is that I legit thought "in every time, in every place the deeds of man remain the same" was like Hegel or some shit but no. It was just this anime. This anime figured out politics and history. How.
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never linger; rightly grow @nlrg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
say what you will about the fourth crusade, at least when they devastated their regional allies and made only token efforts at achieving their ostensible objectives, they made a little money off it
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Curious
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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Chase | Looking For Work...!! @chaseburns.art · 03/10/2026
i'm watching turn A gundam and enjoying the thought of how each side would react in their different social forums
a digital illustration in the style of an old political cartoon, labelled "the dark side of the moon". there is a WaDom holding a chunk of "Amerian Land", saying "won't you extend the olive branch?" the WaDom is drawn with cloven hooves and a pointed tail. an earther woman remarks "they are great only in size"a fake social media post by a user named "Lieutenant Ord's left lens" (handle: "memesaber"). it's a meme with a badass guy holding two rifles surrounded by explosions, captioned "how earther soldiers feel right before being turned into a smell by a mega particle cannon"
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Grey @seeyouguyslater.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
blaze taur... [ #arknights ]
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Rowling would hate girl versions of her characte tho" god you're fucking stupid. Her hatred is for real people not for the concept of "what if girl now." You're giving her free advertising and half-assing the justification.
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Dr. M.A. Davis @mikedavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
though if anything it was a bit on the nose. "fiendish monsters came over from Europe and imposed a blood-soaked reign of unholy terror and exploitation in the South? sure man we've all skimmed Howard Zinn"
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Locktober isn't the same as No-Nut November, because it's entirely possible to get yourself off through a cage. In this TED talk I will
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Knight of Evening Twilight @starrykniight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
uma girls in ponyplay bdsm is so good. So recursively perverse. You're a horse before you're a girl so the bit isn't coming out sorry
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't find every rationalist idea completely objectionable. just largely the ones they choose to act on.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Ophelia/Namáririel 🧛🏻‍♀️ @alicevintermaid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sigh, yeah and it's not like the incest is even hot! it's boring! they made incest boring!
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PMC Vanguardist @tylerboschert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
urban liberals in America have a noble savage view of farmers, even though not many farmers are noble and there are, I assume, even a few who are not savages
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
according to christian teaching, this IS victory for the lamb. christian teaching is extremely unambiguous on this point.
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Igneous Sigil 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Umas of Dorley Hall
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we could solve the western water crisis overnight by simply charging alfalfa farmers market rates for water
Across the basin, alfalfa hay uses more than 5 million acre-feet of Colorado River water — that's 26% of all the water consumed in the basin. One acre-foot roughly equals the annual water use of two or three households.
In the Upper Basin, irrigated agriculture consumes 2.8 million acre-feet, or nearly half the water used by Colorado, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, the environment, reservoirs and water exports out of the basin. Cattle-feed crops, like alfalfa, consume 90% of all water used by Upper Basin agriculture.
That means alfalfa uses more water than cities, commercial users and industries across the entire basin:
Collectively, these users consume about 3.5 million acre-feet, or 18%, of the river's water. The Colorado River
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mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
...welcome to Day 1 at Skunk Works: this is our pride and joy, the SR-71, which is fast enough for our pilots to escape both toxic operating thetans and Class V demons up to and including Ba'al himself. go on, laugh; a lot of smarter people disagree!
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day"
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🐀Amber Jayne @ Gunmetal Olympus Bundle 2 !!! @ambernymph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inventing a new spin on queerbaiting called malebaiting where you trick the audience into thinking the story has a cute blorbo man in the main cast only to reveal that actually that was an egg an this story has no narratively relevant men
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
talking about water use policy is impossible because "AI data centers use a lot of water to cool the computers" sounds way more believable than "they're draining the Great Salt Lake so the Governor of Utah can sell alfalfa to Saudi Arabia" and yet
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Queso Rosa, Fantasma Verde @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the overlap between this and space marine shit funny as ever, “I wish I was a protocol-driven castrated supersoldier” you would not believe what my friends are writing ‘bro’
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
it’s nice to know that, as a nerdy and insufferable kid with good standardized test scores, I could really have turned out a whole lot worse
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Kid Named Five Albums @toskarin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ISHIKAWA: so it's a bit like an asura, then NAGAI, DRAWING ANOTHER DINOSAUR: you know, I think that's what I was getting at ISHIKAWA: and the protagonists, then, would be a cautionary mirror of them NAGAI, MAKING THE DINOSAUR SLIGHTLY MORE HUMANOID AND ADDING AN EVIL SMILE: that's how I'd say it
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Dr Nick Dickinson @nickdickinson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, just be glad he decided Harry Potter was the better victim for a rationalist re-writing or we would have ended up with Buffy the Net-Negative Person Slayer
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
imagine if the OT had as much of an identity crisis. in rotj vader would be like er. so i'm actually Not your father. ignore that
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh my god is elon trying to get a court of law to rule that it's ok for white people to say the n word
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
recently I came to a realization about why "smart devices" are so shitty if you take an appliance that creates some sort of physical output, and connect it to a network, what you've actually done is invent a new kind of printer and printers are, of course, the devil's machines
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Martin Concagh @mconcagh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026
The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.
Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec GuinnessHayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse
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Eustis Bell @eustisbellusaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He lives!!!!
Lmao shahed go brrrrr
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s really rare how few contemporary politicians are talented at doing what I am calling “Mayor Quimby shit”
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