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Sword-Saint Vitus

@armoredprincess.bsky.social
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celestial tiger//conquering hero, beloved by heaven//neobolivarian transexpansionist// scorpion to your frog//zero days without an injury//compassion is dead//here burn the souls of a thousand generations//gather demons and come again ENG - ESP - PTG

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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 6h
Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them
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Ebi77 - The Jawz @ebi77.com · 12h
Pink Bunny #11: Chell Cake is a lie. www.patreon.com/Ebi77
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Dizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you Catseye very cool!
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 9h
at *barely* enough to make rent, and yesterday slipped in bathroom and seemingly broke leg. if you can help, please do, i have insurance so this isn't instant death, but it's a "slowly reimburse if paid for at all" situation on orthotics and the like & being able to use the toilet by myself is nice
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 10h
Ave & José Mujica relation??
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👩‍🦳 @imhappymeek.bsky.social · 10h
heh heh
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 11h
meow
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👩‍🦳 @imhappymeek.bsky.social · 11h
youtu.be/geQR8UagOQg?...
youtu.be
THE GREATEST KEN EVER (Aka MOVE OVER BANANA KEN)
YouTube video by Solid Bones
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A woman asks her partner "What do you get up to for ninety minutes in the shower." Her partner replies "normal stuff." We cut to the other woman in the shower, hunched over, her left hand on the wall keeping her balance. Psychotically, she says "weak..." She waits a few minutes. Then once again, she mutters "weak..."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Celestial Fang 🩸 Artist @celestialfang.bsky.social · 13h
Toxic yuri for @idkwhat.bsky.social
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Garry B. (Sallow Moth) @gonemage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 02/12/2025
tbh. every single nation-state project on the planet has declared war on its women, queer, trans people under the banner of "fraternity", so all must eventually be swept into the dustbin of history. there is no nationalist state project that is not inherently patriarchal.
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izzy @inkmothnexus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what the hell u know about this
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JJJ @juicemikebox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pose study.
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 21h
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leva++ @waterscaled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my liege I have scrolled down. i am pleased to say they have tagged you 'bewitching thighs'
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leva++ @waterscaled.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're tagging you 'first-rate breasts' on pixiv my liege
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izzy @inkmothnexus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(tilting your chin up with my blade and continuing past the point that you can even see my face) hey check it out it says bad at swordfighting on the ceiling
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I win.
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legit like 10% of daily conversations are I say something like “my mind is an ever flowing crystalline spring” and a purported friend replying “I’m going to kill you”
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I shot a GIRL in Reno #feminism
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izzy @inkmothnexus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no one knows why i shot a man in reno
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
White people be like I’m taking a work from home day
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quick question: what do you think this thing does
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leva++ @waterscaled.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bluesky is for reading your friend's writing and looking at images of built women and posting about your. fucking tuoys
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quettatonia @quettatonia.neocities.org · 28/09/2026
dress for the job you want not the job you have
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The more I think about it the more I suspect Dragon Inn may be the perfect movie
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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doupou @ehviam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
are you going to eat
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Training hard to stay the strongest!
A black-and-white cat raises one paw in the air with his mouth slightly open, as if throwing a punchA black-and-white cat sits with one paw raised     looking serious
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He thinks he’s the strongest
A black-and-white cat wearing a pink polka-dot collar stands on the armrest of a green sofa
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wish @wishyouluck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
:v
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i need to become. giant cat woman
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BROTHER DUBIOUS @phmonster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Schwarz with big cat paws
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[metroid] just hangin out
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have to get better at clinch I have to master the disdainful foot sweep
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👩‍🦳 @imhappymeek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
meek out
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
DEATH TO FALSE GRIND is a story about your first battle jacket. read if: -into cuckoldry -poly -even just a lil' insecure about your music taste, or you seem to attract people who are archiveofourown.org/works/81445966 readonlymind.com/@DommeDePlum... in lieu of cover art, have a review:
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1:1
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every squad got that one creepy friend who sucks all the mana from a mana wyrm
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
in that perfect moment when you two clash you are the same thing, striving for the same goal. it's basically twincest until one of you actually dies
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nothing is more homosexual than fighting to the death
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BEHOLD, THE SARTHA-KILLER
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every three months a bunch of grandstanding machos do the “normal grizzled mech pilots would smoke one of those tranny sex dogs” as though the mecha genre hasn’t been about feminine losers having panic attacks in the cockpit since Gun Dam Seventy Nine
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Mateus Carvalho @mateuscarvalho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Esse é o melhor vídeo de todos eu acho
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the stronger girl beats the weaker girl >>>>
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leva+ @blueamaryllis.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
hello. I'm live with you at the scene of the great burrow of the snake that controls all of reality, deep within the earth. miss snake, any words for your fans? snake: 🥺 amazing. Thank you
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Hagen sexgegner @sexgegner.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
# repost
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