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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 3h

Lockpicking Lawyer totally botched my manslaughter trial 😞

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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Recession indicator.

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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 14/10/2026

Jimmy's character sheet

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Xan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Please help fund my transition so I can achieve my final form (a single, planet-sized boob hanging ominously in the night sky)

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 12/10/2026

it's like they say: if you love something, build it into a bubbling skillet of saucy beans

screenshot of a recipe header for Pepperoni Pizza Beans. a round ceramic skillet covered in cheeses and crispy cupped pepperonis. one edge has been dug into to reveal beans below. caption reads, "we love the bold, craveable flavors of pepperoni pizza, so we built them into a bubbling skillet of saucy beans."

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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 11/10/2026

Would it be too morbid if I request my ashes be sewn into a Princess Diana Beanie Baby?

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/07/2023

I wanna be.. where the people are.. I wanna see.. wanna see ted danson [Little mermaid if all the doodads she found were from a lost shipping container of Becker box sets]

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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 10/10/2026

This Piglet has a ham helmet!

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 10/10/2026

omg i can't even pick a favorite detail in this one. every single choice made is so hilarious

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 09/10/2026

welcome to Hooter. would you like to see The Boob(tm)?

a neon HOOTERS sign but the s is burnt out so it just says HOOTER

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 09/10/2026

honk, honk, honkin on heavens boobs

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 09/10/2026

"the tables on the observation deck are all booked up, but the bar area is open seating and we have several livestreams of The Boob(tm) in there"

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Mia, Possible Fire Emblem Reference @miyabiorsomething.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Finally an answer to the age old question

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 09/10/2026

welcome to Hooter. would you like to see The Boob(tm)?

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 09/10/2026

would also need a tutorial for that but sure

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 08/10/2026

put me in hellraiser and we're only in trouble if i find the puzzle box AND a youtube tutorial on how to solve it

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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

10/6/26

Heathcliff Panel:
Two birds are in a birdbath. One bird looks up and sees Heathcliff watching from the bushes wearing a bib that says 'Greg'. The bird says to the other whose back is turned "Just let it happen. We can't interfere with nature."

New Yorker Panel:
Nature documentarians are filming penguins. One penguin walks up to the boom mic operator and takes his wallet. The videographer says "Watch yourself, Greg."

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 06/10/2026

why is everything always happening meanwhile? couldn't something happen nicewhile for once

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 06/10/2026

why is everything always happening meanwhile? couldn't something happen nicewhile for once

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 06/10/2026

how did you like The Mist? did you watch the black and white version

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/10/2025

at Malloy Law, we WON'T eat the icky food on mommy's spoon

still from an ad for Mallow Law featuring a white man in a suit trying to look tough with his arms crossed but making like a grumpy baby face

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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 03/10/2026

I'm going to make a competing movie where a guy gets swallowed by a whale but he actually has like a chill time in there

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 30/09/2026

i have been asked to leave the craft table at this kids b day

a strand of thin polymer clay beads, brown gold, white, red, and gray all lined up to form something resembling a lit cigarette

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/09/2026

if they ever invent a cup that makes it out of the car and back into the house on the first trip, it's over for you fools

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/09/2026

i'm ready for my christian bookstore book deal now

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/09/2026

yes! or my keys. or my tin of mints. or my wedding ring. but the glasses really get me because it's so hard to find them without my glasses on lol

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/09/2026

the ADHD dread of forgetting exactly where in my home i put down my glasses, but having a creeping feeling it was not one of the Usual Spots(tm)

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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

only the second most american arizona flavor

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026

I had to make this a jingle

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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

Canada steps up, kicks eagle in balls, power-chugs liquid cheese

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/09/2026

very based of Arizona to do America the Beverage and make it suck ass

a hand holding a can of Arizona Sparkling Patriotic Punch fruit juice cocktail. the can has an AI-looking blue and white bald eagle on it and fireworks against a red sky

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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 24/09/2026

Hey look my helmet gimmick I did it

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/09/2026

for sale: shoes that eat your feet. worn once.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/09/2026

at o'hare! imagine raw-dogging your toothbrush through the busiest airport in the world.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/09/2026

this touched my arm on a plane. heinous.

photo taken from seat level of a person in a grey hoodie with a black backpack. there is a loose toothbrush in the mesh side pocket of the backpack, bristles out just waiting to touch whatever.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/09/2026

got a bunch of regular shoes i won't be needing as well

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/09/2026

for sale: shoes that eat your feet. worn once.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/07/2025

i want the story

a small room at a library with floor-to ceiling windows and a glass door. a piece of paper taped to the door, in big red letters, says "Please note: Study cube is NOT sound-proof"

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