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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 18/10/2026

when you can just tell by the box that the designer is a total diva who cares more about the spotlight than good game design

a photo of a man facing all the way away from the camera, showing only the back of his brown coat and his scarf and hat as he walks down a snowy street.

Designer:
Bernd Brunnhofer
Class of 1946
Sociologist, publisher and designer

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 12/10/2026

it's like they say: if you love something, build it into a bubbling skillet of saucy beans

screenshot of a recipe header for Pepperoni Pizza Beans. a round ceramic skillet covered in cheeses and crispy cupped pepperonis. one edge has been dug into to reveal beans below. caption reads, "we love the bold, craveable flavors of pepperoni pizza, so we built them into a bubbling skillet of saucy beans."

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 09/10/2026

welcome to Hooter. would you like to see The Boob(tm)?

a neon HOOTERS sign but the s is burnt out so it just says HOOTER

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 30/09/2026

i have been asked to leave the craft table at this kids b day

a strand of thin polymer clay beads, brown gold, white, red, and gray all lined up to form something resembling a lit cigarette

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/09/2026

very based of Arizona to do America the Beverage and make it suck ass

a hand holding a can of Arizona Sparkling Patriotic Punch fruit juice cocktail. the can has an AI-looking blue and white bald eagle on it and fireworks against a red sky

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/09/2026

this touched my arm on a plane. heinous.

photo taken from seat level of a person in a grey hoodie with a black backpack. there is a loose toothbrush in the mesh side pocket of the backpack, bristles out just waiting to touch whatever.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 15/09/2026

welp. i guess i gotta admit this was not the stupidest thing ever.

screenshot of Oscar Isaac in Rise of Skywalker saying "somehow, palpatine returned"

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 11/09/2026

"...and i'm pretty sure he NEVER paid $100 to do a double vehicular manslaughter..."

cropped image from a Gary Larson far side cartoon. a bewildered man lies in a dentist chair, his mouth open wide with tools and hoses hanging out.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 31/08/2026

ever assemble a plate of nachos so bangin that a full-res photo would be obscene?

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 18/08/2026

an all-time fave Far Side came up in the calendar today. in 4th grade I re drew this at 8×10 size, colored it in, and glued it to the front of the folder I kept all my other drawings in

Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. a diver at the bottom of the ocean looks up to see the boat his air line is running to is sinking on top of him

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 18/08/2026

him: lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff the stuff:

a massive pile of white powder in the middle of a warehouse floor

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 18/08/2026

him: lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff the stuff:

Bow, bow, bow, bow, ba-bow, bow, bow, bow, bow
Ba-bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, ba-bow, bow, bow
Doot, do-do-doot do
Bow, bow, bow, bow, ba-bow, bow, bow, bow, bow
Ba-bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, ba-bow, bow, bow

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 07/08/2026

"please... my wife.. she didn't mean to insult big molecules"

retro sci fi painting by Gray Morrow depicting a man in an orange jumpsuit cradling a woman in a red and blue jumpsuit in his arms. concentric circle designs flank them and thin circle lines with dots on their perimeter hover near by

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 07/08/2026

the last thing on this earth you ever see after saying "big molecules are dumb"

vintage sci-fi illustration by Gray Morrow. a man in an orange body suit with a blue belt looks sternly as he gestures in the air apparently manipulating a bunch of spheres joined by rods that are floating before him

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 05/08/2026

what's more embarrassing: trying to capitalize on the ancient meme-debate "is a hot dog a sandwich?" or saying it's 1) customizable 2)built how you want 3)with your choice of components as if that is 3 separate points and not the same exact point restated 3 times

“People have been debating this for years, but at Subway, we know sandwiches,” says Chef John Botelho, Culinary Manager at Subway Canada. “With the SubDog, we’re not just joining the conversation; we’re settling it. This is a classic summer favourite, reimagined the Subway way – fully customizable, built exactly how you want it, with your choice of bread, toppings and sauces.”

Whether you keep it classic or go fully loaded, the SubDog is customization without limits, proof that a hot dog can do more when it thinks like a sandwich.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 05/08/2026

adding beans and corn to my double meat devildog. at subway

Schneider's Hot Dog (double meat +$4.50 selected) 100 cals

Add-Ons: Beans and corn +$2.40, 130 cals)

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 05/08/2026

turns out that is the total calories for the subdog meal, including chips or cookies(2) and a soda. dog itself is 1150

The SubDog menu option with a picture of the subdog, $7.99, 1150 calories

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 05/08/2026

heartbroken to announce subway has pulled my brand deal because i failed to mention at least 4 times in the above post that the subdog is fully customizable

screenshot of awful corporate press release from subway announcing the sub dog that keeps calling it fully customizable over and over.

full text:

Key Facts:

Subway Canada launches the SubDog, a new footlong hot dog built as a sandwich.
The SubDog is fully customizable, with any Subway bread, toppings and sauces guests prefer.
Made with a Schneider’s® all-beef hot dog.
Subway is redefining the hot dog as a fully customizable, footlong sandwich.
TORONTO (June 29, 2026) — For years, Canadians have debated one simple question: is a hot dog a sandwich? With nearly 3,000 restaurants nationwide, Subway Canada, the country’s sandwich authority is officially settling it. The answer is yes.

Subway isn’t just saying it; it’s proving it. Introducing the SubDog, a category-reinventing sandwich experience that transforms an all-beef Schneiders hot dog into a fully customizable Subway sub.

It’s not just a Hot Dog… it’s a SubDog

The SubDog takes a familiar favourite and makes it unmistakably Subway:

Features a close to half-pound, all-beef Schneider’s hot dog
Fresh-baked bread prepared in-restaurant daily
Fully customizable toppings, from crisp lettuce and tomatoes to classic ketchup and mustard
Built Your Way – because that’s what makes it a sandwich

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 05/08/2026

excited to announce my new partnership with subway promoting "the subdog diet". visit your local subway sandwich restaurant to see a smiling cardboard standee of me holding up my spiking sodium chart

menu listing from subway website for The SubDog Meal, featuring a footling hot dog on a subway sandwich baguette with pickles and lettuce stuffed into it and drizzled in condiment zig zags. it looks gross. it's an official product photo the company put on their website on purpose and it looks gross.

From $7.99

2300 calories

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 01/08/2026

HELP i found a baby bunny hiding in my watermelons and i need advice on how to feel this amazing all the time

close up of a watermelon and many leaves with a little brown bunny face poking out from behind them

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 17/07/2026

my pollinator garden has a new vistor

screenshot from the Seek app I identifying a photo of a honeybee on a white zinnia bloom as "Bald Eagle".

"YOU OBSERVED A NEW SPECIES" it says, excitedly about a picture that could not look less like a bald eagle.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 08/07/2026

oh my god they did it. honeydew live wire

a honeydew melon cut open to reveal orange flesh instead of the typical green

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 05/07/2026

hampton inn is great for the cuck with a big deadline at work

hotel room with a full desk in the middle of the room with the chair aimed towards the bed

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/06/2026

post your favorite Animorphs cover i'll start

an eBay listing for Men's Nightwear Jumpsuit pajamas that are like a striped onesie with a hood with bear ears on it the picture shows multiple models wearing differ colors of the onesie, all lined up diagonally across the page and all but one of them are standing chest-forward staring directly at the viewer. one model, in a pink onesie, is turned around and looking back over his shoulder

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 16/06/2026

they're AI-generating Chick Tracts now

samples from a black and white chick tract comic. an obviously AI-generated squirrel finds an AI-generated acorn and makes AI-generated soy faces at it and then sets off some mechanism with a "CLICK" and thinks "uh oh..."

on another page guy smirks while taking a selfie giving a thumbs up while saying "success! completely sober." behind him, AI-generated people din a totally different art style sort of look like they are chugging AI-generated bottles.

in another panel, an AI generated girl cracks an AI-generated smile with a joint in her hand and tells the guy "Try it Logan. You'll never want to stop. Logan takes a hit saying "No! just one toke..."while a hippy flies away in the background.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/05/2026

we got a showerhead with these waterpik looking scalp-massager thingies and it has been a game-changer for the no-shampoo showers. i shampoo every 2 or 3 days now but i scrub my scalp with this every day.