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heathcliff influencer and pretty decent home cook

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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i like the part of a nine inch nails song with the loud guitars, and i like the part where it's just fast drums and bassline and trent is singing fast, and i like the slow part at the end when the analog synths come in and trent gets sad
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you know what? fuck this i'm out. (hits you with my three-hit combo) (hits you with my three-hit combo) (hits you with my three-hit combo) (blocks) (hits you with my three-hit combo)
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The Mundy Sky @the-faces-of-evil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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cum goblin @rolodextra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nothing makes you feel more appreciated than the 22 minute gap between your friend liking your post and them responding to it with a customized edited image. shout out to the big dog connor #connorsquad
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
child of overly christian parents who's able to convince them to buy him Ehrgeiz for his PS1 because it says "God bless the ring" on the box
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i think my take on how to play Metroid is release order but including the remakes. Super › Fusion › Zero Mission › Samus Returns › Dread. Gameplay evolution is more important than story evolution. You should poke around original Metroid and Return of Samus but no obligation to finish
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Tom Farro 💀🤌 Skeletom @skeletom.net · 12/09/2026
I paid a human artist (@flbreglass.bsky.social) $20 to do it to em.
Incineroar standing in the classic memetic pose of @LuckyLuciano17k "you know I had to do it to em".
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they should make one where Samus just has a nice day
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Elyse HEXplosion 👻🎃 @elyseexplosion.com · 07/09/2026
you know what todaybor day is
A screenshot from the Homestar Runner puppet short "labor dabor" where Puppet Homestar is holding a wooden spoon and wearing a colander on his head. He is standing next to both Puppet The Cheat and a popcorn popper, and in front of a banner that reads TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
very grateful to the five people who voted for @realheathcliffs.bsky.social and very ungrateful to the potential billions of people who didn't
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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I would buy a book that collected swan boy from the philly trip through the swan boy babysitting arc in a heartbeat. maybe my favourite run of comics ever
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
here's a few of my favorites from the "eating cigarettes era" of swan boy
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
klik & play, game creation tool, magazine screenshot, pc (1996) archive.org/details/mico...
sprite editing with user interface mainly on the right with icons. someone has drawn a fighter with black hair, punching, wearing a belt.
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
2 and I spend the whole time asking Steve questions about the Flaming Lips and he has to keep reminding me that he's the fictional character Steve Burns played, he isn't the real-life man, but I pester him so much he gets a faraway stare and just mutters "Wayne Coyne is an asshole"
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If Mr. Beast fucked up in one of his videos and killed a guy, do you think he'd still put the video out? Yes or no?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Topped with MY choice of Chick? I gotta go to Olive Garden
A YouTube banner ad on a TV whose title and description has been cut off. The title reads "For a limited time, Olive Garden has 3 n..." and the description reads "Sponsored - Olive Garden - Topped with your choice of Chick..."
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if we still had a healthy games industry we'd be on at least the second season of a Telltale Knives Out game
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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 24/07/2026
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet / Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Mah
3-letter word: Mah
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Boi
3-letter word: Boi
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pcrown @pixelatedcrown.com · 17/07/2026
we call this "eating her ice creams"
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i think they should make it if you want to ask an ai something it takes an hour and you have to have the window open for an hour and if you close the window or your computer goes asleep you should have to start again
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Caiasaurus @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026
https://en.wikipedia.
org/wiki/ Thomas-Jefferson_and-slavery
YOU'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I do think it's kind of all there in Fallout: New Vegas
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
console manufactures are like "making these boxes is a terrible burden. we do not wish to continue to make these boxes. we wish to live in a world free from these horrible boxes we have made. may god have mercy on our souls"
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
good thing about cutting full-calorie soda from my diet: now every time i sneak a sip of one i'm like "whoa, this is too sweet", which is good for me bad thing about cutting full-calorie soda from my diet: when i pull up to the cvs for a fun little drink my options are four separate colas
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i have seen people making their own lists of "if smash only had 30 characters in it who would you keep in", which is exactly the kind of arbitrary bullshit i love immediately becoming an authority in. anyways it would be this
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i look so serene on the preview on the project selection of davinci resolve. so peaceful. this man is on the way towards overcoming his pain
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
where's Mama Roach?? #equality
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i honestly can't tell the difference between new star fox and the old ones. foxes is the same.
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
love every time branson reese just casually tosses out that he has the potential to be a generational furry artist just for the bit
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
it's so incredible to finally be in the presence of the burger king frankenstein roller coaster
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
doing a day-later bump. Ya Gotta Watch This One (or don't, either is fine)
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
New Best Match episode! Casey and I play Timesplitters, get confused about its actually pretty simple plot, and get shot at so, so many times. youtu.be/0viumHjuMoQ
youtu.be
We get lost in time and also just get lost in Timesplitters (PS2)
YouTube video by Best Match
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Why is every drink a "refresher" now. That means nothing to me. I don't want to order a refresher. I don't want to pay for a refresher.
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
We didn't intend it or even think it was going to happen, but the upcoming Best Match episode is our longest one yet! I guess we just couldn't split the time. Anyways it'll be out tomorrow
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
the only way i'm interested in any biopic is if it's about someone i've never heard about because that means the story has to actually be crazy
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i love that if you got a bunch of artists to each try to make the most trans pokemon they possibly could, none of them are even coming close to what they accidentally cooked up with Sylveon. bless
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
new Best Match early next week, then long video essay, then more Best Match and more video essay hopefully forever and ever until I just kinda fall into a hole someday and that's the end of it
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
my last-ditch google search did get me exactly where i wanted
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
this guy's gotta be one of the best actors of all time. any time i see him he's perfectly showing a new emotion
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
today is the day i become old and stinky. i wasn't old and stinky yet back when i was 31. upon being 32, that's when i started to be old and stinky. thoughts and prayers are accepted during this time
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Don't miss your chance to read what critics are hailing as "the most recent Swan Boy arc" swanboy.com/comic/philly...
A team of well dressed men firing guns into a pool
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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