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@holdricks.bsky.social
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Everyone knows you gotta use 6 ft ropes to deal with 30-50 feral hogs
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Strange shirtless man on instagram: “What’s up guys if you’re shitting like this you’re shitting wrong” Me on the toilet: “oh no”
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Musk just caught up on For All Mankind
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 08/07/2026
A child's drawing of a cat saying "I am grateful" underneath some text saying "thankyou for carefully removing my cat's testicles".
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Bone Tomahawk
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You can just not comment about the Cheetos video
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hoop Dreams (1994)
Recruiter of teenagers Donald Trump has an expensive nap.
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I'm trying to figure out what happened to the outdoor pad
Cute Black and brown dog tears apart a grass pee pad
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
First I was Milkshake Duck'd. Then I was Musicology Duck'd. Can't get much worse.
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Nice kick, Mevis
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Crepes of Wrath
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 15/12/2025
Not even remotely adequate, of course, but I tried to get some thoughts down about Rob Reiner
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Rob Reiner’s Death Was a Tragedy. His Life Was the Opposite.
As impossible as it is to process the abrupt end to his life, Reiner always possessed a joy, curiosity, and affection that was imbued in his movies
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
🪐 dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN STANDIN BY THERE SELF ON SATURN " HELL YEAH" JUST CHILLEN , BECUASE ITS COLD OUT HERE,,, AND DA TEXT "SATURN KICKS ASS, NO TRAFFIC NO BILLS COLD NO LANDLORDS, EXTREMELY COLD, NO AD'S, NO PHONE CALLS, NO CHAT BOTS, IT INVENTED SATURDAY, HEXAGON ON TOP IS A 2 DEMENSIONAL PROJECTION OF THE BLACK CUBE WHICH RUNS THE SIMULATION WE ARE ALL LIVING INSIDE OF, NO CRYPTO , NO COPS, IT INVENTED SATURDAY, ITS WEARING A BELT!!!!" WHATS REALLY INSIDE THE HEXAGON ITS A MYSTERY BUT I KNOW IT AINT KEEPIN THE DEMON'S OFF EARTH CAUSE WE GOT PLENTY!!!!! MAYBE THATS "THE CLOUD" WHERE ALL MY SHITS ALWAYS TRYING TO SAVE MY FILES!!! DONT PUT MY FUCKEN DOCUMENT'S ON SATURN YOU PEACE OF SHIT! PUT THEM ON MY FUCKIG HARD DRIVE, THESE THINGS USE TO COST THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS NOW THERE CHEAP AS SHIT AND AS SOON AS YA DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR EM THEY DONT WANT YOU TO USE EM ANY MORE , THINK ABOUT THAT ONE IS ALL IM SAYING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Ebert Victorious!
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
Elaine with Seinfeld with a mouthful of foam
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
@thefarmerjones.bsky.social @themlg.bsky.social Up the Toffees! Where are your posts boyos?!!
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.
The I Think You Should Leave sketch where the magician embarrasses the husband and the wife loses all respect for him
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Good morning, @themlg.bsky.social
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This is how I felt when they removed the Mayor McCheese prisons from McDonald's playlands
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@pattymo.com strangely silent here
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
@dicknixon.bsky.social I'm sure you're on top of this but just in case
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Ground Game LA @groundgamela.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Okay, but what’s the source wearing
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Pam Bondi path: *Investigating Trump as Florida Attorney General, drops case after Trump gives her PAC $25K *Becomes avid Trump defender, serves as personal lawyer *Becomes a lobbyist for Qatar b/c of links to Trump, earning $115K a month *As US AG, blesses $400 million bribe between her clients
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
@bencollins.bsky.social
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Due to tariffs on Canadian products, Nickelback is now known as Sixpointtwocentsback. I'm not high. I swear.
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 19/04/2025
Was looking for an account I could send a bsky feature request to and stumbled on this instead
An account calling itself bsky support telling Jon Bois to fuck off
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Shaq with a speech bubble
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The reason I do not fall for scams as an adult is because I was innoculated with a weak strain of scam as a child.
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Please JB Pritzker do not commit any crimes before 2028. I know it is part of the job as Illinois governor but you must resist.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Frustrating that the problem “the worst people in the world are obsessed with going to space and hate basic safety regulations” hasn’t solved itself
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
★☆☆☆☆
★☆☆☆☆ EXISTENCE (HUMAN LIFE) very boring. spent 1/3 of it asleep. had to work too much. only one planet available. others are selfish. AVOID.
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
TSA agent: why is your suitcase so wet me: you mean my soupcase?
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
[kissing every meatball before loading it onto sub] subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that me: oh i dont work here
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/01/2025
This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up
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TUFAC @tufac.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If #Everton win at #Brighton today, one lucky person to repost this will win one of our t-shirts
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Burning a cross to honor the crowd
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 21/01/2025
Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic. (posting in 3 parts due to Bluesky's 1 minute limit)
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably
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Charlie @cmaliska.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I mean... If you're a teenage vax denier do you really think condoms work??
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Kool Kafka
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Holder @holdricks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This motherfucker and his Ikea Monkey jacket
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Forgot that Gonzo pulled this out of a trunk in Muppet Treasure Island
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/01/2025
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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Anne Thériault @annetheriault.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.
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