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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
friends I bought the Fat Horse
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yes but LOOK AT THIS FAT HORSE
just the fattest porcelain horse you've ever seen. spherical. majestical. Jigglypuff looks upon this and weeps.
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
Bactrian camel in the wind
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have been on an Alice In Chains trip and while about half of what I listen to is dead guys, there's something specifically about AIC where I can do about 2 hours and then I have to go sit quietly for a while
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The wordes of Elric of Melniboné, "How the weake hate weaknesse," are alwayes yn myne eares these dayes when Ich wacche the speeches of those who clayme to have powere.
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EveryLibrary @everylibrary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The library isn't your mommy or daddy. Nobody is forcing you to check out any books. Nobody is forcing you to read any books. If you don't like a book, don't read it. If you don't want your kids reading the book, grow up, be a parent, and choose a different book.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
so on a scale of 1 to 10 how evil is IKEA in the grand scheme of things because oh my god
A plush manul
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Alex @Plane Sailing Games 🔜 Metatopia @planesailinggames.com · 28/09/2026
I loved the XKCD take on it here
panel 1 with a narrator standing in front of three representatives - physics, biology, and chemistry
narrator: Welcome to the degree-off, where we determine which field is the best! Physics, wanna go first?
Physics: Sure! I'd like to tell the story of Richard Feynman's manhattan project lockpicking pranks...

Panel 2
Physics ...and as he said "all science is either physics or stamp collecting". Thank you 

Narrator: Great! Bio, you wanna go next

Bio: Okay

Panel 3 - close up on Bio with a graph trending strongly downwards over time

Bio: This is a graph of the death rate from infection disease in this country. 

Panel 4

Bio: The heroes of my field have SLAIN one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. 

Panel 5 - Bio points accusingly at physics

Bio: While the heroes of YOUR field gathered in the desert to create a new one. 

Panel 6

Physics: ...Jeez, what the hell? I thought this was supposed to be fun and lighthearted

Bio: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT STAMP COLLECTING.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Choosing to not bother with politics is a privilege.
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Games are back
Video titled Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim
MrPresidentTom
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“people make fun of Dick Wolf’s name but that’s not even his real name. it’s Richard Penis.” — mariska hargitay at the #emmys making me laugh harder than i should’ve
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/09/2026
Always lay your human baby down to sleep on their back - every time.
A turtle with the head of a human baby. The nature of their person is unexplained. The text reads: babies don't come with shells. you need to keep them safe. Always lay your (human) baby down to sleep on their back, without pillows or blankets, every time.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/09/2026
"Dude, now the library is, like, just across the quad from my dorm room. I can totally go study every morning on the way to Psych 101. Or just before lunch. Or, like, right at the end of the day. Or maybe late at night, if they’re open that late." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dud...
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Dudes, Have You Seen the Library They’ve Got Here?
“I mean, you know how we spent all of high school telling each other we were totally going to start staying after football practice to spend some quality tim...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'd be OK fighting a holy war on behalf of the libraries.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She lies and says she’s in love with him. Can’t find a Fetterman.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i caved and bought four different olaplex products (none of them shampoo/condition, fwiw) and now my hair is phenomenal. i hate that for me
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The million dollar book advance I gave to Mr. Illiterate to leverage his army of fans the 20 Hour Screen Time Boys has proven to be a bad decision. They're gonna have my ass for this.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had no idea she sent books in braille. ❤️
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Matt Colville? @mattcolville.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry as Amadeus, Ian McKellen as Salieri.
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️
Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic
I’m sorry Ms Jackson parody comic where instead of “I am for real” it is “I am four eels”
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BillieB @billie.bookstoreromanceday.org · 06/08/2026
Now is a great time to make the switch from Audible to Libro.fm Why? Because Libro will be adding e-books to their offerings & one of the features will be "LibroSync: When you own both formats, you can toggle between the ebook and the audiobook, or follow the text while you listen."
libro.fm
Buy audiobooks & support local bookstores
Libro.fm makes it possible for you to buy audiobooks directly through local bookstores.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
this site has the juice
sundiego2015.bsky.social 2h
This is from 2012. You make it sound like everyone has gone back to the area around it.
They have not. It is like Chernobyl, which cause all sorts of weird shit across Europe as well (think Hentai porn consumption in Sweden).

Adam @admanb.bsky.social • 1h
not doing a lot to dispel the notion that antinuclear advocacy is based on conspiracy-level paranoia

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No. I just point out facts and condemn Hentai.
As any right-thinking person would do.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I will reiterate: Christians in the West evangelize in public for the same reason men catcall. Neither is trying to persuade you; both are reminding you that the public sphere belongs to them and you exist in it at their sufferance.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Guys the Placebo cover of Running Up That Hill is so fucking good
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 08/07/2026
We're just an employee-owned audiobook company, standing in front of readers, asking them to make the switch so they can support their indie bookstore with every audiobook purchase 💓 (We're also a Certified B Corp, offer DRM-free audiobooks, & have 600,000+ to choose from.)
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Michael Kupperman @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026
Happy birthday, America! Comic from almost 20 years ago, sadly still relevant.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm not a Wordle person. I AM a Worldle person, though. And todays was an absolute trashfire.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This was a solved problem 25 years ago! Put some goggles on your biggest titted friend and take a black and white photo of her in a construction site for gods sake. When did everybody become helpless
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
God I love this country. We're just so ridiculous.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I hope Allie Brosh is doing okay.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hell yeah, it's #kidsbooksfriday. There's been a whole lot of hysterical storytimes in recent days and one of my new favorites is Oh No, The Aunts Are Here by Adam Rex and Lian Cho.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ed once again has the facts, and OpenAI lost a lot more money in 2025 than expected
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/06/2026
We published this all-timer 16 years ago today! "You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well, think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg."
buff.ly
I’m Comic Sans, Asshole
June 15 2021 6/15/23 6/18/24 6/15/25
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How do you think they designed seals, i mean lets take a meatsock and make it aquadynamic
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