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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
friends I bought the Fat Horse
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just sayin but the most consistent headache help is macdonalds fries and coke (and you know, medication)
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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KASHIWA Seto Ware - Animal Ornament - Round Horse / 瀬戸焼 かしわ窯
Kashiwa Craft, founded in 1965 in the Hora district of Seto, Aichi Prefecture, brings together centuries of Japanese pottery tradition and a modern design ethos. Influenced by the golden age of Nordic...
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yes but LOOK AT THIS FAT HORSE
just the fattest porcelain horse you've ever seen. spherical. majestical. Jigglypuff looks upon this and weeps.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
literally everything I've learned about vultures reinforces the idea that they're the only bird group who would be a good hang
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
Bactrian camel in the wind
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i would.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's like a beautiful soup of misery
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have been on an Alice In Chains trip and while about half of what I listen to is dead guys, there's something specifically about AIC where I can do about 2 hours and then I have to go sit quietly for a while
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whomst among us
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The wordes of Elric of Melniboné, "How the weake hate weaknesse," are alwayes yn myne eares these dayes when Ich wacche the speeches of those who clayme to have powere.
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EveryLibrary @everylibrary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The library isn't your mommy or daddy. Nobody is forcing you to check out any books. Nobody is forcing you to read any books. If you don't like a book, don't read it. If you don't want your kids reading the book, grow up, be a parent, and choose a different book.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i've actually never Witchered. is this a good entry point?
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
so on a scale of 1 to 10 how evil is IKEA in the grand scheme of things because oh my god
A plush manul
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Alex @Plane Sailing Games 🔜 Metatopia @planesailinggames.com · 28/09/2026
I loved the XKCD take on it here
panel 1 with a narrator standing in front of three representatives - physics, biology, and chemistry
narrator: Welcome to the degree-off, where we determine which field is the best! Physics, wanna go first?
Physics: Sure! I'd like to tell the story of Richard Feynman's manhattan project lockpicking pranks...

Panel 2
Physics ...and as he said "all science is either physics or stamp collecting". Thank you 

Narrator: Great! Bio, you wanna go next

Bio: Okay

Panel 3 - close up on Bio with a graph trending strongly downwards over time

Bio: This is a graph of the death rate from infection disease in this country. 

Panel 4

Bio: The heroes of my field have SLAIN one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. 

Panel 5 - Bio points accusingly at physics

Bio: While the heroes of YOUR field gathered in the desert to create a new one. 

Panel 6

Physics: ...Jeez, what the hell? I thought this was supposed to be fun and lighthearted

Bio: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT STAMP COLLECTING.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now to be fair Kallax is voiced by Matt Berry
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I remember what they did to roxane gay, fuck those guys
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CLICKITYCLICKCLICKCLICK
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hey it's mister joanna newsom
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day i'm herpin
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hell yeah, I love some names. These are all real people I have encountered. Cat Commander Eden Ridgeway Yen Le Honey Bourgeois Veronica Mistry August Stackton
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As an australian: he's down here every damn weekend
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Choosing to not bother with politics is a privilege.
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is legitimate. the last time I was this obsessed with a game was dragonage 2
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Games are back
Video titled Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what the Fuck
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“people make fun of Dick Wolf’s name but that’s not even his real name. it’s Richard Penis.” — mariska hargitay at the #emmys making me laugh harder than i should’ve
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
100% this guy
An Asterix strip. A very thin Goth steps out of a giant bulky coat that makes him look 1000% larger than he is.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/09/2026
Always lay your human baby down to sleep on their back - every time.
A turtle with the head of a human baby. The nature of their person is unexplained. The text reads: babies don't come with shells. you need to keep them safe. Always lay your (human) baby down to sleep on their back, without pillows or blankets, every time.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
never forget
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
watch out for them explodey thingies
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/09/2026
"Dude, now the library is, like, just across the quad from my dorm room. I can totally go study every morning on the way to Psych 101. Or just before lunch. Or, like, right at the end of the day. Or maybe late at night, if they’re open that late." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dud...
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Dudes, Have You Seen the Library They’ve Got Here?
“I mean, you know how we spent all of high school telling each other we were totally going to start staying after football practice to spend some quality tim...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'd be OK fighting a holy war on behalf of the libraries.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
that is the most French face I've ever seen
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She lies and says she’s in love with him. Can’t find a Fetterman.
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HogSandwich @hogsandwich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i caved and bought four different olaplex products (none of them shampoo/condition, fwiw) and now my hair is phenomenal. i hate that for me
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The million dollar book advance I gave to Mr. Illiterate to leverage his army of fans the 20 Hour Screen Time Boys has proven to be a bad decision. They're gonna have my ass for this.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.
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