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Hilly Batcher

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah brother
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ordered a thing recently and they recommended I download some bullshit app to track it. But after all that, the app has less info than the regular link in the email.... dumb af
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Defunding policing was and is the floor.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICE T
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I blame technology for this. Like once your parents send you their 90th QAnon meme talking about how Barack Obama wants to poison America with Mexican immigration or whatever it’s just not easy to see eye to eye anymore
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The new process for making code changes at my job: 1. Submit your code either a. To the feature branch with like 3 different things with very specific syntax added to the commit
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you missed the Odyssey this summer this thread functions as a nice alternative
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God damn that's a cover
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All of the world's top tech minds are making X, The Everything App, relevant!
Matthew Rife
@RifeTechnology
Worlds #1 expert on EMFs and its effects upon the human body. Rife Systems Founder and Owner. Scientist. Author. Workaholic.
Matthew Rife
@RifeTechnology
Hello Everyone, It’s Ashley, Matthew’s finance.  First of all Matthew is perfectly fine.  He hooked in self up to an eeg with 265 electrodes.  Im not sure the power source but he went into a seizure. We are in the ambulance now. He is unconscious, but not.  Nobody unhooked anything but they tied into the eeg and is sending some sort of messages across the screen.  If cook be gargled junk or it could be coherent.   We dont know what’s going to happen but his organs and brain all see to be fine.  Please pray for us and for God will be done here.  He is not done with with Matthew yet.  All I know is is called his friend Shawn Webb and said something about making carbon.  That may or may not have anything to do with this but we do need his prayers.  Thank you everyone.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Vinegar is the best tasting cleaning product by far.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is fucking pathetic
An email from some Dem PAC. Ignore the shitty crop, that's cutting out my name and email. It's titled "please please please [myName]". They changed their email signature name to "begging and pleading". The Reply-to field of course is the important part: admin@e.turnoutpac.org
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
an edit of a spongebob frame featuring multiple squidwards, all wearing a button that says 'I really wish I wasn't attacked by Gold Experience Requiem right now!'
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This should be considered a massive civic failure.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They haven't lost control. They keep letting it loose and then saying it went rogue. If you intentionally drop a brick off of a building and it hits someone, it wasn't a rogue brick just because you couldn't predict the exact person it would hit.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You hate Nvidia because graphics cards are one william dollars now I hate Nvidia because I just spent 3 hours fucking with drivers, and the only way I can get my shit to work is disabling GSP through grub We are not the same
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God please let RFK Jr also try this line. It'll be so funny
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
liberal bluegrass band with like 12 people called Robert Mueller and The Rule of Law
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 18/09/2026
what looper (2012) taught me was if you’re stuck in an unwinnable situation, just kill yourself
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17/09/2026
The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair. You can wear the bucket on your head.
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll go against the grain and say I don't love this choice. Feels a bit too pop-y for what this story is about. Gerwig knows what she's doing though, so I'll trust that this works for now. Will just have to see the final product to make a verdict
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: Human rights and anti-war organizations are launching a campaign to demand the top Biden officials who promoted or lied about the Gaza genocide be boxed out from future Democratic administrations and other liberal spaces. Rashida Tlaib & Chris Rabb signed on. More expected to join.
zeteo.com
EXCLUSIVE: Biden’s Genocide Accomplices Targeted by New Accountability Campaign
#DroptheGenocide20 demands Biden admin aides who enabled the Gaza genocide not be given roles in liberal spaces – like the role it turns out JD Vance pursued in 2016, when he ‘hated’ Trump.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be/tuxbMfKO9Pg?... “… in THIS house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!”
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In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! - The Simpsons
YouTube video by Simpsons Clips
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look I get it he's cool on the politics front but there is no way I'm going to become a Macklemore fan out of this whole thing
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 14/09/2025
New shot ski just dropped
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh boy, Monday morning after week 1 of the NFL season! Time to read some blogs and see what everyone is talking abou-
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Drunk driving to ur mom's house
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is yet another telling example of the Trump regime’s racism. There’s no pretense here of targeting criminals - the usual excuse for mass deportations. DHS is specifically encouraging Haitian “doctors, lawyers, scholars and engineers” to leave. Any decent society would value these people.
DHS encourages “doctors, lawyers, scholars and engineers” to leave with some sort of $3,000 payout, its naked racism.
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 08/09/2026
opening up the 10 million dollar 165 page slop paper by nobody for no reason of the most important problem in fluid dynamics and trying to wrap my mind around what the agentswarm pooped out
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Let’s see how I did.
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Barry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Made a pair of bingo cards for the upcoming Nintendos Direct! (I'm assuming the plural grammar here works like "attorneys general")
Zelda Direct Bingus Bongus
Row 1: Zelda Movie baffling casting decision | Zelda Movie "you know what actually I see it" casting decision | a port with no extra bells and/or whistles (whistles??) [with a skewed Spirit Tracks logo] | Dead Hand in 4K [background says "no no no" over and over] | Zelda Alarmo shaped like a Cucco
Row 2: where is Kass? is he safe? [image of Kass the accordion-playing bird man from Breath of the Wild] | Link's Crossbow Training 2 | Eiji Aonuma says the word "pants" | Malo Mart Management Sim [drawing I made of Malo from Twilight Princess and the word OBEY like the Andre the Giant Has a Posse OBEY] | Surprise! Ocarina of Time Remake has SpaceWorld 2000 graphics [image from that graphics demo in the background]
Row 3: Obligatory Mother 3 Bingo Square for some reason [with sad Lucas] | The Great Deku Tree lookin' sexy as hell | Internet is Mad (FREE SPACE) [with Triforce background] | something Link Between Worlds god please | drawing of a screaming Goron Link going "AAAAA"
Row 4: weird Zelda crossover that makes everyone go "huh" | Young Link is chopped | Adult Link is unc | they tease the next major Zelda wayyy too early [Coming 202- 8 crossed out, 9 scribbled out, 2030] | they say how many years ago OoT released and I wish they didn't
Row 5: Link says a full sentence ("well excuuuuu-") | "You thought we said Ocarina? No, we said Ooccoorina." [Link playing the Ocarina but it's been replaced with a Ooccoo Jr. head] | dampé | we all pretend we don't know who Sheik is [yellow emoji head with closed eyes saying "who is that he seems cool"] | stream is hijacked by someone yelling about how Zelda II is underratedNintendo Direct Bingus Bongus
Row 1: Luigi falls over [image of Luigi on his side] | A character with a name like "Gumbo" | Edutainment is BACK [Donkey Kong Jr. Math, Brain Age for the DS, and the muncher from Number Munchers] | something Zelda-related they forgot to add to the Zelda Direct | Switch 2 Welcome Tour price increase to help you feel more welcome
Row 2: holding hands (scandalous) | Air Riders DLC [Kirby holding an NES Zapper with "we gave him a gun"] | lizard | can we have music in the eshop again i miss it so | BY GOD IT'S SHU TAKUMI WITH A STEEL CHAIR
Row 3: Obligatory Mother 3 Bingo Square [with sad Lucas] | The Nintendo Direct voiceover guy uses his serious voice to say you can level up your stats | Internet is Mad (FREE SPACE) [with Mario star in the background] | a creature shaped like this: [silhouette of a blob with two big bulbous bits on top and a kinda blobby/wavy underside] | Nintendo sends assassins to everyone who streamed the Duskbloods network test
Row 4: me :) they put me in the Direct bc I've been good | Balloon Fight 99 [with a bunch of little Balloon Fight NES sprites and the fish that eats you and also two of them are kissing] | CHRONO TRIGGER, BABY [with a drawing of Frog from Chrono Trigger] | a new Punch-Out (preferably by Next Level) and I will never ask for anything again | the number 22
Row 5: front-facing Waluigi [with an uncomfortably close Waluigi staring into your soul] | a narrative RPG where you play as a Boo | GameCube/GBA link cable support added to NSO aka PAC-MAN VS. LET'S GO | ANIMAL CROSSING! [in the bottom really small it adds: ... Amiibo Festival 2] | Samus adopts a cat
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Literally any Muslim, even those not born yet or children at the time, are responsible for 9/11, which no Israeli person, even those shooting the guns or dropping the bombs, is responsible for the genocide in Gaza. This is a basic, across the board, mainstream opinion in the US and Europe.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my ass is the tool of big farts
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't sneeze into my sleeve. I sneeze into a tupperware so I can save it for later
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[Zach de la Rocha voice] they try to stop me but I'm having rice for lunch they try to stop me but I'm having rice for lunch they try to stop me but I'm having rice for lunch they try to stop me but I [two beat dropout] [pit explodes] RICE FOR LUNCH RICE FOR LUNCH C'MON RICE FOR LUNCH
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Child endangerment laws should require that the child was actually harmed in some way before a crime has been committed. Otherwise there is no check on them becoming totally untethered from reality. She is being prosecuted for "people saw some memes and got scared."
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old. Breaking the rules of bsky by revealing I am younger than 35
A promo image of Mad Max: Fury Road. A War Boy is jumping between cars, holding two spears. Meanwhile Max is strapped to the front of another  car, which has a War Boy in the back primed to throw a spear. It looks really good and also super dangerous
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/09/2026
⚔️🔥CAPTURE QUEST: CHARIZARD🔥⚔️ I have wanted to paint this for over a decade and spent the last year of my life fighting to bring it to the finish line. Please take a look, there is a lot to see
Gargantuan illustration of a charizard redesigned in the style of a monster hunter elder dragon. There are 4 hunters attacking him and their pikapalico is readying a voltorb bomb to throw. There is so much stuff in there, I spent a damn year on this. I'm exhausted.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Please clap
A photo of my breakfast on a plate.

On the left is an avocado toast: toast, avocado spread, two tomato slices (salted), and a sunny-side up egg topped with smoked paprika and everything bagel seasoning

On the right is a nectarine I honestly kinda fucked up. But that's not the point, ignore that
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