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Hilly Batcher

@hillybatcher.bsky.social
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Like from the video game. He/him.

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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 3h
Just walking right on the carpet with those nasty ass boots
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 3h
Four panel
Panel one: I like how early 3D 
Panel 2 different guy: no! 2D games aged better 
Panel 3: you are the most beautiful game I've ever seen 
Panel four: it's just a bunch of Brian's with the second guy saying "no! he's right"
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sloppy joe biden 🤤
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Before it gets too serious, this is a vague post kinda reacting to seeing Glen Powell's stupid mug all morning so. Take that as you will
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the weirdest part about Online is that every person (incl. myself) is reacting to other people's reactions about other people's reactions etc.. It becomes hard to authentically articulate yourself when the first news you hear is through a "take" which colors your experience
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the mouth normalling wore off
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 07/10/2026
JESUS CHRIST
The freaky ass new poster for You Can See Everything with Elizabeth Holmes way too close to the camera and Nathan Fielder blurry and looking at her in the background
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doing research for the Five Nights At Freddy’s episode and I feel like the divide between being a millennial and being a zoomer is if you prefer PS1 demake aesthetics to pre rendered 3d art
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Accidentally closed the app and lost a post I wanted to read, then frantically re-opened and scrolled to find it. I must've seen this smug ass face like 15 times in a row. Stop mocking me Powell!!!
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Personally I think Miller, Hegseth, etc in the admin are really at fault here. Trump chose people who would be completely loyal to him because he almost went to prison last time. Problem is, the other half of their brains are dedicated to Hitlerite ambition that they weren't prepared to accomplish
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why is that lady's hand in her boyfriend's pocket
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've started rejecting PR's at work that are 1k lines or more. I'm not reading this because I know YOU didn't read it
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Him stumbling up to get back in the fight and then doing nothing but getting punched is amazing. "Kick my ass will you? Are you sure? Are you super sure?"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah brother
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ordered a thing recently and they recommended I download some bullshit app to track it. But after all that, the app has less info than the regular link in the email.... dumb af
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Defunding policing was and is the floor.
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's definitely a way to pad runtime, because there's a version of this game where collecting the green gems is casually done between locations. I made sure to get all the gems that were basically on my way. But, by the end of the game I had to just drive around for an hour collecting gems
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICE T
@FINALLEVEL
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I blame technology for this. Like once your parents send you their 90th QAnon meme talking about how Barack Obama wants to poison America with Mexican immigration or whatever it’s just not easy to see eye to eye anymore
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah every story frames this as an action taken by the adult children. Another question that's reasonable to ask is "why are so many parents of adult children saying things that cause them to get cut off?"
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is awesome and really efficient and not the most annoying fucking thing on earth holy shit
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
6. Now your MANAGER has to approve that second bug tracker before the commit will go through 7. The first bug tracker will automatically close, but your Jira ticket won't. Manually move it to review and then DM whichever your favorite QA person is so they can test it
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
3. Never merge code changes in, only rebase 4. You have to link to a Jira ticket AND the bug tracker software AND an automated Jenkins test AND NOW AN ADDITIONAL BUG TRACKER SOFTWARE 5. You need an approval on your code review, the Jenkins test, etc
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
b. To the main branch and once that's done cherry pick to the feature branch (you only need to add like 2 of the stupid commit message things this way but like why is it backwards???) 2. Never use more than one commit on a code review, always use --amend
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The new process for making code changes at my job: 1. Submit your code either a. To the feature branch with like 3 different things with very specific syntax added to the commit
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you missed the Odyssey this summer this thread functions as a nice alternative
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God damn that's a cover
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All of the world's top tech minds are making X, The Everything App, relevant!
Matthew Rife
@RifeTechnology
Worlds #1 expert on EMFs and its effects upon the human body. Rife Systems Founder and Owner. Scientist. Author. Workaholic.
Matthew Rife
@RifeTechnology
Hello Everyone, It’s Ashley, Matthew’s finance.  First of all Matthew is perfectly fine.  He hooked in self up to an eeg with 265 electrodes.  Im not sure the power source but he went into a seizure. We are in the ambulance now. He is unconscious, but not.  Nobody unhooked anything but they tied into the eeg and is sending some sort of messages across the screen.  If cook be gargled junk or it could be coherent.   We dont know what’s going to happen but his organs and brain all see to be fine.  Please pray for us and for God will be done here.  He is not done with with Matthew yet.  All I know is is called his friend Shawn Webb and said something about making carbon.  That may or may not have anything to do with this but we do need his prayers.  Thank you everyone.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Vinegar is the best tasting cleaning product by far.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grew up Presbyterian, definitely not that (they def know what a Protestant is). She is 100% some random evangelical flavor that believes Catholics aren't Christian
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I swear you give these bastards $5 in a moment of weakness a decade ago, and they ignore every "Unsubscribe" you do. I just got like 5 more of these btw, all just as dumb
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is fucking pathetic
An email from some Dem PAC. Ignore the shitty crop, that's cutting out my name and email. It's titled "please please please [myName]". They changed their email signature name to "begging and pleading". The Reply-to field of course is the important part: admin@e.turnoutpac.org
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
an edit of a spongebob frame featuring multiple squidwards, all wearing a button that says 'I really wish I wasn't attacked by Gold Experience Requiem right now!'
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This should be considered a massive civic failure.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They haven't lost control. They keep letting it loose and then saying it went rogue. If you intentionally drop a brick off of a building and it hits someone, it wasn't a rogue brick just because you couldn't predict the exact person it would hit.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(I also hate them for the first reason so admittedly we are kinda the same)
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You hate Nvidia because graphics cards are one william dollars now I hate Nvidia because I just spent 3 hours fucking with drivers, and the only way I can get my shit to work is disabling GSP through grub We are not the same
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God please let RFK Jr also try this line. It'll be so funny
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
liberal bluegrass band with like 12 people called Robert Mueller and The Rule of Law
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 18/09/2026
what looper (2012) taught me was if you’re stuck in an unwinnable situation, just kill yourself
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17/09/2026
The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair. You can wear the bucket on your head.
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Hilly Batcher @hillybatcher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll go against the grain and say I don't love this choice. Feels a bit too pop-y for what this story is about. Gerwig knows what she's doing though, so I'll trust that this works for now. Will just have to see the final product to make a verdict
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