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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster

@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social
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Eli Lee, 30-something wretched sportsboy, they/them. Weights, running, and roller derby 🛼

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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 7h
Magnetic nail polish is fun
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19h
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realize…
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 21h
Nancy 10/8/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 10… the epic conclusion
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm still thinking about the announced Conjuring video game, which means it was time to bring my old paranormal investigator OC Phoebe Nowhere and her very tiny haunted doll out of storage.
Art of a tall red haired woman holding a video game controller on a couch. Next to her, a doll the size of her finger floats in the air. She says "This new Conjuring game is pretty fun, but it's not accurate to my experiences as a paranormal investigator ." The doll says "BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCK THE DEMONS?" She replies "Or Lorraine Warren!"
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People won't voluntarily give up their Kid-Crusher 5000s unless we make driving them considerably more costly and inconvenient, which is precisely what we should do.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They don’t even take October 7th seriously
Real tweet

They made a LEGO version of October 7th
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps…
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ummm
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David Levy @itsdlevy.me · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Muppet News Reporter
Alt: Muppet Newsman gives a Muppet News Flash
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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I turned some shapes into my cat
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 07/10/2026
An oversized gaming console was set up for the ‘STREET FIGHTER’ movie in Times Square that featured actual performers fighting.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/10/2026
He called us “ragazze” or “bellisima ragazze” the entire time and begged us not to go because we break-a his heart if we go, how he gonna go on without the most bellissima ragazze in-a Queens, no, all-a New York
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Cash rules everything around me"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-th…
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Owarzu F
@Qwarz_Atarz
X.com
My contribution to the Malfoid trend
@Qwarz_Atarz
JK Rowling is in the Epstein files.
Im trans btw
please dont pirate my wizardslop!!!!!
PEDO
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Me, returning from yet another seven day suspension:
An image of Scorpion holding his katana at sei-gaedan with the text "I have risen from Hell to kill you."

The image represents the poster's return from an unjust seven day ban and his intention to read BlueSky moderation for filth, for all the good that it might do. 

To be clear, this post should not be taken to indicate that the author wishes any bodily harm towards BlueSky moderation as it is intended in a joking way. While it could be assumed that any reasonable person would recognize the humorous intent, given BlueSky Moderation's inability to discern context from posts, this disclaimer is necessary to prevent yet another suspension.
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Sam the Silkie @ Club Chaos @fluffychicken.zone · 07/10/2026
Up to $700 already, thank you!! 💖
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aaron boothby @ellipticalnight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't know his name before this but he's a real one: member of La France Insoumise (to the left of the Socialists), took down Macron's portrait in the mayor's office, said elected leaders belong in the streets with the people
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/10/2026
Folks, I have once again wrested the #1 spot on Amazon's "Scientology" bestsellers away from L. Ron Hubbard No comment on this other than "Whoa" beckbook.com
scientology bestseller chart on amazon, with josie in the #1 slot and LRH's Dianetics in #2
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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Posting topless images of myself on the internet. Tsk!!
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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Continuing postober with a comic about shaving my head
Things I didn’t anticipated about shaving my head: zero bed head; max speed showers; both ends of the gender slider unlocked; skincare goes all the way up
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 07/10/2026
just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026
as an Alpha White Male Western Civilization Defender I know what to do when someone talks shit about me online: start crying and tattle to the teacher
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will not spend 100 minutes of my life watching a low-rent Netflix rom-com. I will, however, spend 200 minutes of my life watching unwell zoomers recap a low-rent Netflix rom-com
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
Follow
@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
I should be able to play as a Warren. There should be an elaborate character creator so you can design the Warren's never-mentioned third
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the bolsonaros
six people in hospital gowns
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peewee was snuggling me and I wanted to say “You are my baby” but instead I told her “You are my brother.”
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/10/2026
RESEARCHER: Koko, you cannot eat RHOSLC's Lisa Barlow's child KOKO:
email sub: Lisa Barlow Baby Gorgeous Meal
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
small moment of joy
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
Comic Characters
What was the cat from Garfield called?
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
ms.now
Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The guy sneering at "your precious liberal arts degree" majored in Philosophy at Harvard
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 06/10/2026
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Vincent // HEARTWORM 📸 THE ATTIC DOOR 🚪 @adinolfi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in case you missed it: Heartworm, the retro inspired survival horror game I spent years working on, is available now on PC, Switch 1/2, PS4/5, and Xbox One & Series S/X
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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