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Paul 🤠

@infinitejest.bsky.social
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Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.

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Boothy @booster1a.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please Bert responsibly. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4Zr81...
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Nooruddean Choudry on Instagram: "Wildest Manchester City defence ever"
351 likes, 37 comments - beardedgenius on September 29, 2026: "Wildest Manchester City defence ever".
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd have probably developed that first.
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty damn British that the person in charge of the UK's economy is talking about more austerity and strapping the country to the biggest stock bubble in human history from a lectern with "HOPE AGAIN" stuck to it. The wheel spins as it should.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEW | It’s more horrifying than Gove as PM… IN THE TERRIFYING WORLD OF DR. STRANGEGOVE. Sky’s The War Game put ex-politicians in a simulation where nuclear conflict was inevitable. It was arms industry propaganda pretending to be something serious. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/in-the-ter...
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In the terrifying world of Dr StrangeGove
Sky’s The War Game put ex-politicians in a simulation where nuclear conflict was inevitable. It was arms industry propaganda pretending to be something serious.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just watched 'Caught Stealing'. It's like arthouse Guy Ritchie, if Mubi made a New York-set Snatch. Supremely silly and enjoyable.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting tattooed today. Probably my last for a couple of years. A tender story. I’m sure we’ll all be in tears come 17:00.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can only hope Cucurella is grievously injured there.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Harry Kane has just cost us the World Cup.
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Mikeado @mikeado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This Ireland situation is dreadful. Just like with England cricket team v Zimbabwe back in the day. It's unacceptable and cowardly to leave it to the players. The governing body should make the decision one way or another and then justify it.
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Gerard Cunningham @faduda.eurosky.social · 15/09/2024
Still the best meme.
Caption Reads "Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall"
Four panels show images of a cheerful little eggman going for a walk along a treefilled path as leaves fall from the trees, carving a jack o'lantern, picking apples from a tree, and settled in front of a warm fire reading a book while a cat naps at his feet.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 26 99🔥 94🏆 99🔥 80✨ 80🌞 Final score: 871 catfishing.net #825 - 6/10 🐈🐟🐈🐟🐈 🐈🐟🐈🐈🐟
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would love this at my funeral tbh. I fully intend to do similar at my uncle’s ceremony (Leeds).
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
ALT: Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eyeing a pre-10pm bedtime here lads. I know how to live. And I’m tie-tie!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude look at this guy. That's the coolest man ever. Perfect hair, perfect coat, even pulls off the Serial Killer aviators without looking like Martina Navratilova, not an easy feat
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quality dip out that from Pep. Leave the rest of them to wear it.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Send this to every Man City fan you know. #115
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very soft-touch presence as well, you barely noticed him or his commercial work. Well done, Sir Dave.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really need to stop tying my self-esteem quite so closely to these games. Proper bang-average week really. www.maptap.gg September 25 100🎯 100🎯 73😁 88🎉 92🏆 Final score: 886 catfishing.net #824 - 5/10 🐟🐟🐈🐟🐈 🐟🐈🐟🐈🐈
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All hail new M83 and Hermanos Gutierrez albums. Thanks, this particular Friday.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fair play. Who’d want to sit and be lectured by a genocidal war criminal?
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m so bored of complete fucking idiots.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think they’re trying to pretend they’re one long sausage dog, like kids stacked up in a raincoat.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Passion of Jos Buttler
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sad thing is he probably welcomes this in some ways, to paint himself the martyr against The Establishment, to crowdfund his legal defence etc etc. Wanker.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's sobering to realise just how significant a proportion of the UK population is thick and/or nasty as fuck.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck and off. www.maptap.gg September 24 89🎉 90👑 81✨ 78🤗 79😂 Final score: 812
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not saying I'm more of a hipster wanker than you, but I'm drinking double espressos using CARHARTT coffee beans.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s basically a contributing editor at the NYT as well. He makes a sieve look watertight.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Male Online and Finbarr Saunders will always have my heart, but 'Foodie Bollocks' in Viz is absolutely sublime. Every time the reveal of how some 'self-made' trust fund kid/former city financier/scion of landed gentry cashed out to make artisanal cronuts absolutely murders me 😭
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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This looks *incredible*
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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All this Danny Thommo stuff makes me think of a family tradition we do every Boxing Day, and no its not all going stabbing lifeboats and intimidating lifeguards! Sorry longish thread as its a great story of actual heroes that should make us all feel patriotic.
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published
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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cant really see how this is any different from Palestine Action attacking EBIT Systems, so realistically these lot should be procribed as a terrorist organisation and him chucked in jail
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They’re going to get slaughtered in the midterms and that’ll push Trump and company into full totalitarian dictator mode. They’ll call some state of emergency or similar. Trump’s ego cannot bear contact with cold contradictory reality.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now, imagine the response to a column asking why a Premier League team has a Jewish supporters group.
Michael Deacon
Why do Man Utd have a Muslim supporters’ group?
Sir Jim Ratcliffe must go, declares an organisation for the team’s Islamic fans. There’s just one thing puzzling
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dr Ian McCormick @wokestudies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini punches a young fascist who tried to confront him outside the premiere for his film, Mamma Roma. (22 September 1962) Also my mum's birthday. We like Pasolini.
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why is is "aging" when it's Trump when it was "cognitive issues" with Biden? Joe Biden was suffering the effects of normal aging. Trump is suffering the effects of a combination of a lifetime of personality disorders that are now unbridled with full-blown cognitive collapse.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Peaks and troughs. www.maptap.gg September 21 99🎯 96🔥 97🔥 100🎯 97🔥 Final score: 980 catfishing.net #820 - 5/10 🐈🐟🐈🐈🐈 🐟🐈🐟🐟🐟
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’re being run by an unhinged, corrupt egomaniac who thinks he’s a king and has no use for the constitution. And most of the media still just covers it like it’s normal.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking dreadful from United, in both aptitude and application.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jammy cunts haha. You take it, sobbing gratefully.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Never thought I’d ever say this but it needs some Mason Mount doesn’t it? The one thing he doesn’t lack is energy and application.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Epitomises this whole display. A team scared of its own shadow.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very sporting of United to play without full-backs or centre-forwards.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Weird game of football, this.
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just finished my ten-mile running plan strongly there. Very pleased with myself, especially considering my preparation wasn’t exactly textbook (400 pints on Friday, two nights’ shit sleep etc). A giant pizza will be my reward ✊🏼
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
United are going to scrape a 2-1 win today and you’re going to like it. So deal with it.
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