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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey I've hired people for years and one thing they have in common is that they're often thirsty and tired.

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regular tadpole 🍄 @spacefrog.dev · 19/05/2026

*loads gun* no it won’t

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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 14/05/2026

Marseille, Bouches-du-Rhône 2026 r/brutalism

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Hey who gives a fuck about popularity when he's still actively ruining everything and has cult of personality status

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

they’re calling it the most vandalized sign in street history

post from CBS LA that reads “the resignation of All American Way to Charlie Kirk Way is ‘in honor of slain activist Charlie Kirk,’ according to Westminster City Council documents. The name change was approved by the City council in a 4-1 vote last fall.”

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

will anyone ever stop Nick Pihakis?!

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 24/04/2026

invited the whole polyphonic spree to his draft party

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

this is the best website on earth by far

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

anybody else depressed? i think it might be the depression

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

re: Buffalo Bills this is the year

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

You should be allowed to smoke cigarettes in a bar that's playing the new Sturgill album

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

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@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

this just in from new york city: we’re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say “wow, it’s really coming down out there”

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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Omg. The greatest grifter ever has pivoted from Mars to the moon. Laughing. Buy my IPO!

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

They signed an overall streaming deal with Rumble

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

This feels like a good time to announce I'm merging Storage and Coat, my two most ambitious closets.

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Hey look at this stupid shit coming through Alabama legislature this year. Maybe let pharmacists be pharmacists and quit trying to mandate us into killing people.

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Interested to see what she has to say but We don't have to give clicks or adrev on a nazi image rehab video

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I don't have the reach here for this to make a difference but I've come to find out millennials were like completely poisoned against aspirin. If you have a headache don't take Tylenol. Worthless. Garbage. Gross. Take aspirin and feel better in a FLASH.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I think a bone could fall out of Josh Allen’s body and the Bills would still tell Mitch Trubisky “nope all good keep that ballcap on buddy”

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

showing the boys a sick rock i found

A behind-the-scenes shot from Lord of the Rings, with Sauruman (Christopher Lee) holding one of the Palentirs while Peter Jackson and a cameraman set up the shot behind him.

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Remember when I was called a traitor by my irl friends for deregistering from the party? This is why. This is a perfect example of why.

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I can't believe Tennessee lost to this Alabama team smh

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

[if wokeness returns] Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible Prof: You are under arrest for life Is this the future we want?

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

@rexparker.bsky.social no issue with the SNORKEL clue today? I thought the question mark was super misleading as it just...isn't that much of a play on words. Also I know you're full up on pet pics for publishing but hopefully Sega yawning will brighten your day.

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Expedition 33 deserves every award twice. What a fantastic and brilliant piece of art!

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

that's a fitting cover. digital edit overlaying imagery of people who actually performed labor and built things people needed

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

And this year’s Top Christ Following Man of the Year Award goes to

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

But seriously folks we need to move forward as a nation. This is the time to come together as one and push back. And by push back I mean join me in supporting Didier Deschamps and Les Bleus winning the World Cup on American soil.

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I can't with this fifa show A whole segment on a Peace Prize and it was awarded to Donald Trump lmfao ok

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Abu Dhabi is going to be such a hype race yall

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

the funniest thing Lane could do now would be to take the Penn State job

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

pov you are zohran mamdani

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I'm only halfway through this and I am confident when I say that this is a future award-winning program. Grateful for people like Pablo and @msjpauly.bsky.social who are thorough, ethical, and just really good at what they do.

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

You can see the exact moment Bill fucks up by not just copy and pasting the Bills roster.

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

It's nice that this team gives me chills in a good way compared to the 2010s when the chills were from being sick

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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

@rexparker.bsky.social my bluesky account has basically become a respond-to-rex-machine but enjoyed your writeup today. I feel Wicked is zeitgeisty enough to warrant a theme but absolutely agree I half expected a plug for the film upon conclusion. Clever little trick today, too.

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