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Alex Fitzpatrick

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Editor, in your inbox every afternoon @Axios. Dad, pilot. Albany, NY 🍎

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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 6h
Tired: "Sugar daddy" Wired:
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 29/09/2026
Well, nobody wants Pad Dry.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 24/09/2026
Tired: Saturn devouring his son Wired:
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casey morell @caseym.org · 23/09/2026
one umpire always tells the truth one umpire always tells lies let's go to ABS powered by t-mobile for the call
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 23/09/2026
A missed opportunity for their first game together to be in Minnesota.
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 21/09/2026
CURRENT EVENTS
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 14/09/2026
Feeling this in a big way lately.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 02/09/2026
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 04/09/2026
One of the lesser-known Philip K. Dick works
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 28/08/2026
S.P.U.D.
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Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”.
The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms. 

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 27/08/2026
HAMES, I guess
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 26/08/2026
😭
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 25/08/2026
That's not all he's lost.
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 24/08/2026
Does happen.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 27/03/2026
i got into journalism for the same reason most people do: i wanted more pictures of spider-man
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 18/08/2026
Cheers!
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Wabi Sabi For Robots @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 12/08/2026
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/08/2026
new Smart car looking like it come back for revenge against a world that rejected it
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 06/08/2026
INVESTIGATORS STUMPED
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Chelsea Stark @chelseabot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Above-the-fold news: I've launched my own editorial consulting business, Chelsea Stark Advisory, bringing my skills to focused, resourceful teams looking to build smarter with what they have. chelseastark.com
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 05/08/2026
Finally
Screenshot of Kermit the Frog in a tuxedo, from a Muppets Christmas special
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 05/08/2026
I bet a lot of people would be surprised to learn how many Saturn V third stages we crashed up there.
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 05/08/2026
Personal news
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 05/08/2026
Do we even *need* more Moons?
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 05/08/2026
I am going to be spending the rest of my day and possibly my week thinking about "Werner the Herzog" and quite frankly it's the last thing I needed
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 05/08/2026
This is where I'm at with this story, too. The NOTAM system is in pretty bad need of a rethink. But GPS being unavailable shouldn't have been a surprise here.
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 04/08/2026
Inertia is a property of antimatter
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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
ah the perfect music to install fences to, post rock
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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
A town sign seen through a train window.
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Joseph M. Adelman @jmadelman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Because the 1st is a Saturday, “How is it August already?!” will be observed today, Friday, July 31, 2026. Please panic accordingly.
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Sean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 31/07/2026
I have sold the stocks that were in the hedge fund and which you were probably hoping for returns Forgive me they were leveraged so high and so un-hedged
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
"Ross Douthat Leaves New York Times for 60 Minutes"
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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026
I just call them pants
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 23/07/2026
🥹🥹🥹
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 22/07/2026
!!
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 22/07/2026
Messed up your tennis serve at a coastal California court? That's a San Andreas fault
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 22/07/2026
Best Ham! At the Airport
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 20/07/2026
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 20/07/2026
LEGAL ROW
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 20/07/2026
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 20/07/2026
I'm always saying this
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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