heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hey I've hired people for years and one thing they have in common is that they're often thirsty and tired. 130
heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Hello I would like to announce that you and I are on the same wavelength 030
Reposted by heckfuBrutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 14/05/2026Marseille, Bouches-du-Rhône 2026 r/brutalism 0808
heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Hey who gives a fuck about popularity when he's still actively ruining everything and has cult of personality status 000
Reposted by heckfuslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 30/04/2026they’re calling it the most vandalized sign in street history 612329199
Reposted by heckfuBill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 24/04/2026invited the whole polyphonic spree to his draft party 1038239
Reposted by heckfucait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/04/2026this is the best website on earth by far 3642134
Reposted by heckfuTim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us. 50585361200
heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026www.instagram.com/reel/DSU-dvT...instagram.comBe Whitten on Instagram: "I’ll eat it. #illeatit #funnyreels #bewhittenfunny"bewhittenfunny on December 16, 2025: "I’ll eat it. #illeatit #funnyreels #bewhittenfunny". 000
heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Decisions she made like this are why she's such an obscure actress, never got famous, etc. 010
Reposted by heckfucait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/03/2026anybody else depressed? i think it might be the depression 2352942
heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Actually me either. I legit looked up that stat for my reply and was shocked. 000
heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Shaquille O'Neal attempted 22 3-pointers in his career. He made 1. If you don't launch the ball you can't score, Greg. I only need to be right once. 110
Reposted by heckfuwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/03/2026OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time 5045691077
heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Finally, a product for me! A man! I'll take the fruity cereal with balls 😋 010
Reposted by heckfuJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026You should be allowed to smoke cigarettes in a bar that's playing the new Sturgill album 21056
Reposted by heckfumark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art. 202325373
Reposted by heckfuMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you. 77101332230
Reposted by heckfuRachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 22/02/2026this just in from new york city: we’re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say “wow, it’s really coming down out there” 433130424
Reposted by heckfuTom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Omg. The greatest grifter ever has pivoted from Mars to the moon. Laughing. Buy my IPO! 2724737
Reposted by heckfuonion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world 2277425836135
Reposted by heckfuDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 02/02/2026They signed an overall streaming deal with Rumble 530926
heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026This feels like a good time to announce I'm merging Storage and Coat, my two most ambitious closets. 020
heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 26/01/2026As someone who makes curious fashion choices (see photo from nfl playoffs) I'm a firm believer in "who cares, I like it" 010