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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
T O T M O M
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey I've hired people for years and one thing they have in common is that they're often thirsty and tired.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But there's only one new york team...?
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Now this is the real sickos shit
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That's a stubbier France than I would care for
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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regular tadpole 🍄 @spacefrog.dev · 19/05/2026
*loads gun* no it won’t
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Swords up
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Hello I would like to announce that you and I are on the same wavelength
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 14/05/2026
Marseille, Bouches-du-Rhône 2026 r/brutalism
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hey who gives a fuck about popularity when he's still actively ruining everything and has cult of personality status
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 01/05/2026
SPIRITED AWAY
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
they’re calling it the most vandalized sign in street history
post from CBS LA that reads “the resignation of All American Way to Charlie Kirk Way is ‘in honor of slain activist Charlie Kirk,’ according to Westminster City Council documents. The name change was approved by the City council in a 4-1 vote last fall.”
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
will anyone ever stop Nick Pihakis?!
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 24/04/2026
invited the whole polyphonic spree to his draft party
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
this is the best website on earth by far
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DSU-dvT...
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Be Whitten on Instagram: "I’ll eat it. #illeatit #funnyreels #bewhittenfunny"
bewhittenfunny on December 16, 2025: "I’ll eat it. #illeatit #funnyreels #bewhittenfunny".
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Kids these days and their slang I stg
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
grummz
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Did Saturday
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Decisions she made like this are why she's such an obscure actress, never got famous, etc.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Fuck hahahahaha
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
anybody else depressed? i think it might be the depression
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
WOKEBONE
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hey Sai go bills
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hey Karl go bills
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Actually me either. I legit looked up that stat for my reply and was shocked.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Shaquille O'Neal attempted 22 3-pointers in his career. He made 1. If you don't launch the ball you can't score, Greg. I only need to be right once.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
re: Buffalo Bills this is the year
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I don't think they did it on porpoise Spencer,,
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Finally, a product for me! A man! I'll take the fruity cereal with balls 😋
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
You should be allowed to smoke cigarettes in a bar that's playing the new Sturgill album
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Don't even care that it's A1. Impressive af.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Tell Tony Vitello we miss him in Knoxville 😭
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is so fucking stupid. I love it.
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Wait what year did she graduate
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
this just in from new york city: we’re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say “wow, it’s really coming down out there”
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Well I wasn't before but now I am
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Omg. The greatest grifter ever has pivoted from Mars to the moon. Laughing. Buy my IPO!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
They signed an overall streaming deal with Rumble
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Lmfao the Bartolo pull is god-tier. So good.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This feels like a good time to announce I'm merging Storage and Coat, my two most ambitious closets.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Living a lil *too* más.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Oh. Oh no.
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heckfu @heckfu.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
As someone who makes curious fashion choices (see photo from nfl playoffs) I'm a firm believer in "who cares, I like it"
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