In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Guess it’d be weird if I didn’t, bub. 130
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 04/09/2026all this time I was clicking on all the photos that show a motorcycle to prove I'm not a robot, the robot was watching and learning so it could one day replace me at my job where I click on photos of motorcycles 0697
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Adventures in boy lore learning: I was familiar with that special just-shaved-your-legs feeling from the time I spent as a teen in girl land. This month I learned it’s the same when you shave your face. Delightful! 000
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watched The Odyssey with two teenage girls today and they said it was the best movie they’d ever seen. I wouldn’t go that far, but I will say that I sat for three hours and didn’t get up to pee once because I didn’t want to miss anything 000
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraRaffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026stay creative. after Baby Beluga (1980) 🐳, I didn’t worry about how I would top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later came Bananaphone! 🍌 and 32 years after that, Penny Penguin. 🐧 181043231
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraSarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I removed the shell from my pet snail in order to make it move faster. If anything it's made it more sluggish.... Oh piss off! It's almost the weekend and I'm day drinking. And you get this quality for free!!! 4769834
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraMarielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 16/07/2026Raffi you’re so right 3255841096
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraMiranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Can’t get diarrhea lettuce from a cinnamon bun. Follow me for more health tips! 24987651048
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026mitch is scurrying within the walls of the hospital and no one can catch him so they've brought in pest control and things are not looking good 1781286
Reposted by In My Rapunzel Eraescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND 312149874235
Reposted by In My Rapunzel Erajordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 07/07/20261776 – After recovering from a fever, a preacher in New England claimed to have died and started calling themselves the "Public Universal Friend" eschewing use of gendered pronouns and identification as either male or female. Happy 250th tranniversary to the Public Universal Friend!! 314930
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’m sorry for what I said when I was breaking in a new pair of Docs 110
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Tater tots are what happens when potatoes choose joy instead of responsibility 9806127
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The devil has many talents, and his eggs are enchanted 000
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 02/07/2026For the next few days, every morning someone in America is waking up with ten fingers for the last time and doesn't know it. 191306204
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Partner and I are having a great time this morning imagining plot lines for The Sopranos if it was set in 2026: *After getting fired from therapy Tony uses an AI therapist that convinces him it’s ok to whack someone *AJ gets into a polycule and becomes an influencer *Meadow is abusing ozempic 100
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/07/2026The White House is openly saying they want to eliminate a minority group and people still want to say this is about sports. 8153231811
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol 313103103028
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/06/2026*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom 113846800
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport. 205107483187
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Is it just me or are new cars all weird colors? What is that flat blue 100
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I grew up as a teen w/o the internet and I did learn about being gay and progressive politics HOWEVER, we have mostly dismantled the places I learned (broadcast TV & college radio, 3rd spaces for teens, progressive book stores, physical media that can be shared like zines, books, bulletin boards) 141
Reposted by In My Rapunzel Eramattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/06/2026went to the crab orgy and only two or three of the crabs there had ever heard of u 31631188
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraHeather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.” 141194464178
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Not everyone is going to like you. The important thing is to not like yourself 15493109
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Don’t forget my personal favorites: * loved ones will someday be dead * big earthquake soon? * work thoughts but in the dark 031
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080542172
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraPlague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 12/06/2026When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story. 8258052410
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This is the best question I’ve ever heard 000
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026happy pride 💕 77109412188
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraAlex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The problem with ships in bottles as a mass hobby is that people don't really know how they get into it. I'll see myself out. 10112892
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy pride month. We are mysterious and unknowable 000
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It’s remarkable how this administration has done every single thing conservatives pretended liberals were doing when Biden was in charge. 292084372
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraAlex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Have they considered getting themselves a government that simply doesn't report on these things?cbc.caCanada slips into technical recession as economic growth stalls | CBC NewsCanada's economy contracted in the first quarter of the year on an annualized basis by a slim margin, Statistics Canada data showed on Friday, making it two consecutive quarters of annualized decline... 0234
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraGiovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work 4377041839
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026wake up babe the white house is a six flags 1621173723673
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 17/05/202642 for me but to be fair I was an English major and I have an MFA so a lot of these were for school 010
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 16/05/2026happy saturday to everyone but especially to genderless friends everywhere 26316
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Last week I saw a woman at Planet Fitness watercolor painting while she used the stationary bike. I hope PF never stops PF-ing. 000
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026There’s no better sign that it’s going to be a beautiful weekend in Maine 000
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it 355196737
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraDr Phoenix CS Andrews @thatdocphoenix.com · 11/05/2026Breaking: the government 1414
Reposted by In My Rapunzel Eraspooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 09/05/2026when I was younger, I ate grocery store frozen burritos that I nuked in the microwave. I'm grown man now with grown man sensibilities, and now I eat grocery store frozen burritos that I cook in the oven. 613115
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC. 110129633676
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026For context, many people are doing ok in life and then something happens and they need government benefits. What should they do, lose their transportation?? It’s insane to think that owning a car (even a nice car) should be a barrier to benefits 000
In My Rapunzel Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social · 01/05/2026This is correct. I work a specialized customer service line and by the time folks get to me (a human being on the phone) they are incandescent with rage about the thousand small indignities of life in 2026. I usually have to let them vent for 20-30 mins before the call can be productive. It’s a lot 000
Reposted by In My Rapunzel EraWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 29/04/2026You speak of him 136574
