Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026mitch is scurrying within the walls of the hospital and no one can catch him so they've brought in pest control and things are not looking good 1781286
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026the orkin guy got here, he's got full tactical gear and a rifle? 050
jag @i-am-j.ag · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comCommunity: Knocking Out Monkeys with GasAlt: Community: Knocking Out Monkeys with Gas 000
Twiggyanajones 🌈 @twiggyanajones.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comCockroach Close-upALT: Cockroach Close-up 000
Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳 @itsjoelokay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026gotta watch out. those mandibles are sharp 000
KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 11/07/2026RFK Jr has a knack for this, but they'd need to be quick after he catches Mitch so he doesn't eat him. 1152
Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 11/07/2026There was one time I took my cat to the vet and she was hissing and climbed on top of the cabinets and they had to get her down with a net. They said she was the worst cat they've ever seen in their whole career 070
Pam @plantscatsandbooks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*flexes muscles* I’ve got this. I am my unit’s designated pest catcher. 000
aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 11/07/2026hey the float pool's busy but the nurse manager sent me over here from psych and [he scurries by my feet] oh! oh shit! Set a peanut butter trap & give him haldol so we don't cause... [*sudden realization, eyes pop wide, & then a smirk*] Quick, give him olanzapine 10, lorazepam 2, benadryl 50! 150
jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I learned from always sunny that you have to bring in another geriatric congressperson and put them in the walls too. It will help get them both out 100
Blasphemous Jones ↙️ @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I just spoke to him in a dark corner of the room down the hall for about twenty minutes. He seems in good spirits.static.klipy.comSmeagol in Lord of the Rings: Where Is It Precious?ALT: Smeagol in Lord of the Rings: Where Is It Precious? 042
Couth @buildingonfire.bsky.social · 11/07/2026On a long enough time line one of us has to do metamorphosis. 000
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026oh god they're sealing up all the entry points and just letting nature take its course but i just know it is going to smell so bad in here 41493
