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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 9h
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Jennifer Lawrence's Surprised 'Whoa'
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two worst teams in MLB should play a game the day after the season ends just for the people who want more baseball. the people yearn for 2 pm Rockies - Angels
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I will continue to tank my own economy unless my own people cause a massive inflationary spike that tanks the economy.
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Breakfast All Day @bfastallday.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Christy @christylemire.bsky.social never watched the show, Alonso @aduralde.bsky.social was a big fan, but they both enjoyed Call My Agent! The Movie. #tvsky 📺
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CALL MY AGENT! THE MOVIE Review | Netflix | Camille Cottin | Laetitia Casta
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well that depends. Do you think words have meanings? Like, when people say things, should we attach linguistic definitions to the words they use? Or do you think, like, you know, nothing really means anything, language is just kinda jazz and we should just kinda groove and zone out?
USA Today headline: Trump floats $5,000 checks 'if the Republicans win.' Is that a bribe?
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You only hear about National Anthems. Shout out to all the regional and local anthems out there.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Batgirl fans watching everyone get to enjoy the rescued Coyote vs ACME.
Sad Batgirl
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death.
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William Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An "arithmetic" system that declares critics "untrustworthy" if they don't share the majority opinion makes me want to vomit. This is not how you foster honest reviews or better critics. This is how you stamp out dissent.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
heard a song on the radio and thought wow this band desperately wants to be Interpol and it was the new Interpol
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
PB
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
INXS - Listen Like Thieves
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not quite but soon.
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Seva @seva.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
imagine the arrogance it takes to be a marine mammal. you crawl out of the vast dark ocean and onto green sunny land and decide to crawl back in again?
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this is the mindset every Democrat needs to have when the primary ends while discussing campaigns. let's put our differences aside and focus on getting viable candidates taking on fascism pass the goal line this November.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
More people like this in baseball please
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The South African trust-fund billionaire wockaflocka brought in to gut our country's infrastructure, whose cuts to aid have already killed a half-million children, is now offering $100-million to make an all-white remake of a movie. This is all totally normal and whatnot.
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
2032 is optimistic
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Daniel Day Lewis: Last Of The Mohicans Scene
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Dan Mason @learnbaseball.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Also, it’s waaaaaay past time in the US to have #Medicare4All so your employer has no connection to your health care. You exist, so you should be covered.
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Barbara Hershey @barbarahershey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Call me old-fashioned, but I think the President of the United States should be able to remember the name of a nation he’s been bombing the shit out of for five months.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(Greatest soccer game you’ve ever seen) ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You’ve heard of the Midas Touch? Well this is like that, but it’s poop. He turns everything into poop.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Where the remaining Beatles don't 😥
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William Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Everyone’s out here talking about the 30th anniversary of INDEPENDENCE DAY. Meanwhile: ZERO respect for PHENOMENON, which opened the same day. Shame on us. Shame on ALL of us.
John Travolta in Phenomenon, right before the “phenomenon” part.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I got some bad news. If these wockaflockas seem like serious people to you, they have slowly turned your ass into an unserious person.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We must do whatever it takes - including a constitutional amendment if necessary - to combat the influence of money in our political system.
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
JD Vance has smug confidence of a man who has seen trump’s cholesterol numbers.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Russell Crowe
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In the movie "Jaws," the jaws weren't the scariest part. It was more the teeth.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A prequel is a time machine that doesn’t take you anywhere.
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Don't forget replays.
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Begin Again after seeing Power Ballad yesterday 🎶
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Already writing a porno spoof called "Dis-clothes-her Day."
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Portlandia: Put a Bird on It!
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The absolute chaos contained within the “Works By Craig Mazin” box on Wikipedia.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Okay, so I am an odd case because I was quite literally raised on Hal Roach comedies, Republic serials and Cary Grant films (plus Star Trek) But I did see a LOT of movies as a teen and I think the one that made me kind of start to lose enthusiasm was MISSION IMPOSSIBLE II. It was like... naw.
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Jack Wilson
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
MVC! MVC!
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Costner already did it in 3 Days to Kill.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Whatever the fuck this is posted at me like 4 times and without wanting to be hyperbolic I feel that blocking it and every account like it is the bare minimum requirement for being a human being on earth
Screenshot of some account called Automation, with bio: Automate your workflow
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Inflates in under a minute
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Same with his battleship
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hazmat98.bsky.social @hazmat98.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a person dressed as a ghost with a blue sheet over their head .
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