Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialgwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the two worst teams in MLB should play a game the day after the season ends just for the people who want more baseball. the people yearn for 2 pm Rockies - Angels 3449143
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I will continue to tank my own economy unless my own people cause a massive inflationary spike that tanks the economy. 1737441
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialBreakfast All Day @bfastallday.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Christy @christylemire.bsky.social never watched the show, Alonso @aduralde.bsky.social was a big fan, but they both enjoyed Call My Agent! The Movie. #tvsky 📺youtu.beCALL MY AGENT! THE MOVIE Review | Netflix | Camille Cottin | Laetitia CastaYouTube video by Breakfast All Day movie reviews 0123
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well that depends. Do you think words have meanings? Like, when people say things, should we attach linguistic definitions to the words they use? Or do you think, like, you know, nothing really means anything, language is just kinda jazz and we should just kinda groove and zone out? 2760992
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You only hear about National Anthems. Shout out to all the regional and local anthems out there. 1844127
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.social🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Batgirl fans watching everyone get to enjoy the rescued Coyote vs ACME. 201009175
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialJulie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death. 5851231737
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialWilliam Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 02/09/2026An "arithmetic" system that declares critics "untrustworthy" if they don't share the majority opinion makes me want to vomit. This is not how you foster honest reviews or better critics. This is how you stamp out dissent. 312625
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026heard a song on the radio and thought wow this band desperately wants to be Interpol and it was the new Interpol 112079
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialarr @arr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit 862472232
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialSeva @seva.bsky.social · 09/08/2026imagine the arrogance it takes to be a marine mammal. you crawl out of the vast dark ocean and onto green sunny land and decide to crawl back in again? 1640828
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialMurshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026this is the mindset every Democrat needs to have when the primary ends while discussing campaigns. let's put our differences aside and focus on getting viable candidates taking on fascism pass the goal line this November. 161314182
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026More people like this in baseball please 1672749
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The South African trust-fund billionaire wockaflocka brought in to gut our country's infrastructure, whose cuts to aid have already killed a half-million children, is now offering $100-million to make an all-white remake of a movie. This is all totally normal and whatnot. 11825133
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialDan Mason @learnbaseball.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Also, it’s waaaaaay past time in the US to have #Medicare4All so your employer has no connection to your health care. You exist, so you should be covered. 053
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialMike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Call me old-fashioned, but I think the President of the United States should be able to remember the name of a nation he’s been bombing the shit out of for five months. 311341194
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026(Greatest soccer game you’ve ever seen) ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight 1483765
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You’ve heard of the Midas Touch? Well this is like that, but it’s poop. He turns everything into poop. 71119380
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268239933246
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialWilliam Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Everyone’s out here talking about the 30th anniversary of INDEPENDENCE DAY. Meanwhile: ZERO respect for PHENOMENON, which opened the same day. Shame on us. Shame on ALL of us. 6432
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I got some bad news. If these wockaflockas seem like serious people to you, they have slowly turned your ass into an unserious person. 1492183
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialPete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026We must do whatever it takes - including a constitutional amendment if necessary - to combat the influence of money in our political system. 511601223
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialNoel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Well, I know what they're *not* talking about. 372233352
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 24/06/2026JD Vance has smug confidence of a man who has seen trump’s cholesterol numbers. 28966150
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool. 1467463908
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialWitney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 20/06/2026In the movie "Jaws," the jaws weren't the scariest part. It was more the teeth. 2154
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A prequel is a time machine that doesn’t take you anywhere. 16828
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialWitney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Already writing a porno spoof called "Dis-clothes-her Day." 051
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialMatt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The absolute chaos contained within the “Works By Craig Mazin” box on Wikipedia. 5496
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Okay, so I am an odd case because I was quite literally raised on Hal Roach comedies, Republic serials and Cary Grant films (plus Star Trek) But I did see a LOT of movies as a teen and I think the one that made me kind of start to lose enthusiasm was MISSION IMPOSSIBLE II. It was like... naw. 10864
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Whatever the fuck this is posted at me like 4 times and without wanting to be hyperbolic I feel that blocking it and every account like it is the bare minimum requirement for being a human being on earth 111656
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2026Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison Of His Own Creation theonion.com/napkinless-man-with-gr… 352818366
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/04/2026I would like funding for COLUMBO: ONE MORE THING—THE OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME OF THE TV SERIES 4583999
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot. 312732652
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.social🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 28/02/2026First man to win the FIFA Peace Prize and FIFA War Prize in the same season?! 1018431
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I think it’s very telling that when Punch was fighting for his goddamn life out there Moo Deng was nowhere to be found. She was supposed to be so great. Everyone loved her. I told you all she had no substance. I was right to despise her. 099767
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/02/2026"Aw, man, now The Economist is scoring on us?" 231836331
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied, 9185861059
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialJohn @jjbjr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭 2541144
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialBjørn Ihler @bjornih.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Still wondering how they make sure the colors in the toothpaste don't mix... 7939
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2026Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours theonion.com/exhausted-friends-slow… 281530155
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11/02/2026AOC with the zinger of the week. 383326449
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialMatt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Watched Wuthering Heights tonight. 312110
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 01/02/2026“What’s your stealthiest chest freezer?” 66117077
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialWilliam Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I’m seriously considering changing the name of F1: THE MOVIE to ERNEST GOES RACING. 3112
Reposted by @hazmat98.bsky.socialAlonso Duralde @aduralde.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I guess Nobel Prizes now have to be stamped NON-TRANSFERABLE. 1362
