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they/them | 30-something | knitter, crocheter, pirate enthusiast, pet parent, podcaster Critsandknits.com

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Airplanes were inspired by birds. Not flightless birds tho. Those likely inspired cars
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear.

Text reads:
Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are.

Big Dweebs

Walking Nutsacks

LOSERS

Turd-eating Bitch Boys

Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times
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Anand @calmerfuture.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If you love something, attach a numbered ring to its foot then set it free.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 26/12/2025
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/12/2024
"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits." Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done. "So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice. "No. Three more." "So four spirits" said Scrooge. The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
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Foxing Around🦊🏳️‍🌈 @foxingaround.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Before he was the monster at the centre of a labyrinth he was just a little brother. Ariadne and the Minotaur of Crete, when he was still just Asterion #illustration #greekmyth
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him. believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
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E @haulaway.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I didn't choose it and I don't really want it No one wanted to hire an "okay" graphic designer and the department store at the mall was hiring. ✨️retail✨️
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Marella Moon @marellamoon.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
when the function got a lil jocularity... #mash
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink. I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
in like ten thousand years some future archaeologist is going to find this deep underground in the Vatican archives next to the Holy Grail and the shin bone of Saint Paul
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Kubobukata @kubobukata.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Can't wait for the "rover somehow eats another rover" headlines
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Isa / EvilCleverDog @evilcleverdog.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Using ChatGPT
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/10/2025
This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)
a black and gray long-haired yorkiepoo sits at a desk in a university classroom. a piece of paper lays on the desk in front of her, her paws propped up on the desk as if she's bracing herself. there are students in the background hunched over and working on paper in front of them. the pup looks at the camera with a concerned side eye. she's realizing she probably should have read some of the homework before eating it.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 07/10/2025
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
Al poses with Elijah Wood
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divine beastmode @gunstreet.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into ‘gender critical’ transphobia when their child comes out as trans. Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…
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A mom of a nonbinary teen became an anti-trans activist, fracturing a California family
A Sacramento-area mom fights against “gender indoctrination” and creates a chasm with her nonbinary child who wants to pursue person-hood
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/09/2025
entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Stephen Colbert: “Tonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”
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E @haulaway.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you see this, quite with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Two panel comic. 1. A little blob guy in a crowd of other blob people raises his hand and says "uh, hi, yes, I have a question." 2. The little blob guy puts his hand down and says "what the fuck." "Fuck" is bolded for emphasis.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
So JK Rowling quoted Mein Kampf and it just reveals how ignorant she WILLFULLY is. HITLER WAS THE ONE WHO WEAPONIZED INSTITUATIONAL VIOLENCE! He turned every institution into a machine for legalized political violence against marginalized people - WHICH IS NOT COMPARABLE TO WHAT HAPPENED TO KIRK!
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FrankenManda’s Monster @ajwentz.com · 13/09/2025
and if some god shall wreck me yet again on the wine-dark berry compote
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Empathy is our greatest strength.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?
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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy Dickfuck Day, crew! Make sure you do something weird to celebrate!
Edward Teach in OFMD s1e4 wearing some cartoon sunglasses.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees. No refugee underfunded a school. No refugee closed a hospital. No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled. We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Boba Fett 1980: I do human trafficking for space Hitler. Boba Fett 2021: I would like to begin by acknowledging that we are in dune sea, the ancestral and unceded territory of the Tusken People
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Ligus @greyauk.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Don't know how many I'll manage to draw, but here is day 1 : Tachypleus tridentatus #AugAthroAwe 🐡 #kleinekunstklasse Ich mache auch mal bei einer Challenge mit, auch wenn ich wahrscheinlich nicht viel schaffen werde 😊
little watercolour/ink sketch of a tri-spine horseshoe crab.
It's a young crab and one can see their little feet
The colour it of the crab is blueish and it has pink cheeks
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Frazz @mrs-frazzled.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
They keep saying it’s about fairness. But fairness isn’t singling out the most vulnerable students in the country to win political favor. The numbers don’t justify the panic. They expose it.
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John O'Connell @jdpoc.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Cathedral guide: “And this is the skull of Saint Marcus.” Visitor: “And what’s that small one?” Cathedral guide: “Oh, that’s the skull of Saint Marcus when he was a child.”
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
hell? yea, brother
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
alright fuck it ill vote for Hunter
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The female gaze
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/07/2025
this is basically how I feel about rainbow capitalism is it obviously insincere horseshit? yes it is still much better for society as a whole that companies are expected to performatively signal their support for marginalized people, it helps set the norms we’re seeing the alternative now
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Ea-nāṣir, now's your time to shine
US will hike tariffs on copper to 50%, Trump says
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E @haulaway.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Graphic Design in My Passion
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It won't but this should end anyone ever falling for the "Republicans are the party of the working class" schtick ever again.
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E @haulaway.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
After a 1624 day streak, I'm going to let my level 32 Duolingo lapse. On purpose. I've been getting a lot of repeat stories and "new" words. And I'm tired of their AI nonsense. I'm done being beholden to the owl. Please clap.
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
AI is just the fucking thneeds from The Lorax.
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Dominique Cyprès @hamster.dance · 22/06/2025
If you've never read Persepolis here's your reminder to read Persepolis
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Ann 🏴‍☠️ 🏒 💕 #SaveOFMD @ofmd-ann.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I need them back 😭 #ofmd
kermit wrapped in a blanket watching the you wear fine things well scene from OFMD on his phonekermit laying down looking sad listening to the chain by fleetwood mac, missing OFMD
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E @haulaway.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I am so glad I have the day off today. The customers were customer-ing so hard yesterday. The worst day I've had in a while. I think if a customer has so much as looked at me today, I would have exploded. Pictured below, me after a customer wanted mulch, but didn't want to go out in the rain.
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