iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

English major tries to write the next great novel? God bless em! Philosophy major tries to write the next great treatise? FBI

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Spider-Mans been so smug since mamdani got elected like dude we get it your mayor is Muslim. We all want that

They should make a helmet with a flashlight on it for when your stumbling around high in the dark at your house

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English major tries to write the next great novel? God bless em! Philosophy major tries to write the next great treatise? FBI

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If you’ve had a name change in mn, you likely can’t apply for MNcare or medical assistance online. Their identity verification tool automatically fails if you’ve had a name change recently. Crazy barrier to healthcare. Fixable bug!

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A nice helper from the aliveness project submitted my application for insurance to the state. I couldn’t do this online because if you got a name change in MN, you can’t get a healthcare log in. She also gave me a bunch of good intel on networks and laser. Truly a boon

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Pussy in bio was pretty funny cmon guys

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Does this mean Russell brand is single now?

Solving the male loneliness epidemic by distributing pins that indicate what kind of hand and mouth stuff youre generally down to do

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Posting is like throwing out a skipping stone in a sea of sludge. Your idea will sink to the bottom. Worse case scenario, it floats. It doesn’t really really matter what app you do this on

Gambit and Rogue are so funny . Like they make full rubber suits for sex, also I’m pretty sure they both wear a custom form fit full plastic combat suit all the time. Like I’m surprised gambit even knows she has a super power

Free binky: used by dead baby :(

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A nice lady in a car stopped me on the street to tell me that I’m hot, it’s a good day folks

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Woke1 was actually about climate stalins formative years. In woke2 we learn that trump is climate stalins father and he loses his hand.

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“Richard Prince” would be a funny name for anyone but especially if they’re a freelance journalist or photographer

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They should give you a test when you enter congress to determine what theory you’ve read. Failing doesn’t bar you from service, but your score “dolt” will be displayed in the chyron on cspan when you talk

When the last tree is cut down, the last sea dry, and the last song bird’s song is sung, only then we will learn you can’t eat charts

The best video game purchase I’ve ever been party to was a copy of fallout 1 and 2 from the software shelf at Menards in the late 90s

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I wish my mayor had the light of Islam, fuck

Theres only one way to say it: Flying in a jet that is not air force 1 when u are president is cowardly, effeminate behavior. Sleepy joe would have just tanked the Iranian manpad like a real man.

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if your understanding of wwii includes mass punishment for nazis or for the holocaust, it is wrong. The Nuremberg trials resulted in ~fewer than 200 convictions and at most like 25 executions. The SS officers didn’t hang, they went home and died old and peaceful.

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Pundits who question whether socialists like Hong are viable: Was Hillary, Kamala, Kerry, or gore viable? Do you know anything? Was your career a mistake? Is your work making the world stupider? Would you be better off silent?

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Centrists should quit talking about politics. Like if you don’t give a shit about human welfare fate or making things nice or surviving climate change and you have no moral convictions or ideology, why do you insist on participating in politics? Go jack off instead you fucking loser

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It’s convenient that discord put the “give discord nitro” button in the message control next to emojis and the text field because I’m basically sending nitro to people as often as emojis or text. You capitalist fucking clowns I’ll eat your teeth

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Why ask an AI to read a book for you? If you aren’t planning on putting any of the information in your head, you could just leave it on the shelf

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If it’s your gamgbang why are all your boyfriends getting me pregnant

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I love programming its crazy how people do this for evil

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Rodney Dangerfield: hey, no matter who wins, you have some fun okay? (slides poll worker a 100 dollar bill)

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Heated rivalry but it’s hulk and wolverine

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You’re going to have to pay a 20 dollar subscription for woke 3 and it won’t even have very many movies

I think a lot about what vegetas internal monologue is like when he fucks.

You know trans women are women because if men wanted to be women you’d get free penile inversion with your copy of call of duty

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Your mcm’s average scrabble score is higher than his bowling average

Detroit style pizza is a fried cheesy bread product. We are rotating it into the same category as friend cheese curds and chalupas

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Cops kills more people than sharks. Sharks aren’t moral agents, so it’s also true that cops murder more people than sharks.

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Imagining a Bavarian guy reacting to John Brown in astonished horror

I didn’t really mean defund when I was saying it in 2020, sorry, I meant cops and their politician accomplices should be given a show trial and permanent internment

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Groceries is less expensive than take out? Well not eating is 100% less expensive. Check mate bitch

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Walked by a journalism class and the white board said “servitude to capital -> access” and everyone is taking notes like they’re in real school

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Best I can tell a lot of people feel personally victimized based on the existence of other persons, places, creeds, and softwares

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There’s like 800 free tools that you can make a flier in and 4 of them come installed on every windows PC. No program has 100% parity with PS, it costs a lot because it is a sport car of image editors. You can pirate it. Not letting anyone off the hook for the deep spiritual poverty of AI flyer

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Do you think 24 hour news anchors have to take a class about how there’s a 30 second delay and if they swallow a gun on aire no one will see it because they’ll cut it out so don’t bother?

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Mr president, math is gay, stay the course, watch this AI video of you jacking off a dog. The world will know the truth, you sick fuck Mr Trump, softly: oh no…

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